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Is there an easy way too poop in a dressing gown?
paulsmithfan
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With the wintery conditions I wear a dressing gown in the house. My issue is if I need to do a poop I have to take it off and get cold....or I try to delay it. Just wondered if any one had a technique to poop with it done? I did think about putting it over head but I think that might be a bit suspicious.
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I thought they would just take it off? I am worried it will fall into the toilet and also I have no idea how I would wipe up as I have to stand up when wiping.
take it off. it's not the antarctic
It can get very cold in my bathroom and so would prefer to keep it on.
How can it fall into the toilet when your rear is covering the hole? Adapt and overcome!
Man-up!
I don't wipe sitting down so even if it does not fall in the hole when I stand up to wipe it could fall in there and on top of that I would have to use one hand to hold it up so I can wipe with the other which is very difficult.
eh? dont your arse cheeks squish the leftovers like a rorschach test?
Thanks I will give that a try!
Hahahhahahahahahahahah
Actually it really isn't that difficult. Do you use both hands to wipe?
How will he cope?
DS is a eye-opening window on people's weirdness....I love it.
You think this is strange?... check out the OP's other threads!
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My, what a weird thread