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Have you ever weed yourself?

PortnoyPortnoy Posts: 111
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Like when you are out and about?

I was just walking down the high st and I suddenly felt a damp patch down my trousers and then I realized I must have a very weak bladder:o

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 36,630
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    Didn't we do this very subject just the other day?.
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    CXC3000CXC3000 Posts: 10,258
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    captainkremmen wrote: »
    Didn't we do this very subject just the other day?.

    I didn't see it :)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,749
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    CXC3000 wrote: »
    I didn't see it :)

    Everyones weed themselves at some point. They haven't all shit themselves in their office though, unlike my female colleague who followed through disasterously when farting and had to be taken home to change clothes.
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    fifilapewfifilapew Posts: 4,390
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    Wow! No never, and vie had two kids:eek:
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    CXC3000CXC3000 Posts: 10,258
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    Chocdoc wrote: »
    Everyones weed themselves at some point. They haven't all shit themselves in their office though, unlike my female colleague who followed through disasterously when farting and had to be taken home to change clothes.

    Loll!!!! :D :eek:

    Excuse me while I have a lie down :(
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    ĐironaĐirona Posts: 15,881
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    once

    can't say what i was doing:o

    but it was a good wee!
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    Constant PMTConstant PMT Posts: 3,458
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    Not since I was about 14 & we used to pool our money together, get some random stranger to buy us booze in the offie, & drink it in the park. I didn't make it home in time :(
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    Mrs de WinterMrs de Winter Posts: 2,867
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    Chocdoc wrote: »
    Everyones weed themselves at some point. They haven't all shit themselves in their office though, unlike my female colleague who followed through disasterously when farting and had to be taken home to change clothes.

    Seriously?! :eek:

    How do you ever move on from something like that? I'd have to (try to) get a new job!
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    UKMikeyUKMikey Posts: 28,728
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    I've smoked weed but as for pissing myself, maybe when I was back in nappies.
    I've heard your bladder starts to go when you get older though.
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    CXC3000CXC3000 Posts: 10,258
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    Mrs de Winter wrote: »
    Seriously?! :eek:

    How do you ever move on from something like that? I'd have to (try to) get a new job!

    :D:D

    That's actually a very good point.
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    BirthdayGirlBirthdayGirl Posts: 64,294
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    A little bit of wee sometimes escapes me when I'm laughing so much...:o
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    Red+BloodedRed+Blooded Posts: 4,676
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    not since i was like 5, If I'm desperate, i just find a tree.
    Portnoy wrote: »
    Like when you are out and about?

    I was just walking down the high st and I suddenly felt a damp patch down my trousers and then I realized I must have a very weak bladder:o

    LOOL
    Chocdoc wrote: »
    Everyones weed themselves at some point. They haven't all shit themselves in their office though, unlike my female colleague who followed through disasterously when farting and had to be taken home to change clothes.

    Now i think I've just had an accident, LOOOOOOOOOOL.
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    CXC3000CXC3000 Posts: 10,258
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    Red+Blooded wrote: »
    Now i think I've just had an accident, LOOOOOOOOOOL.

    I would recommend an urgent change of pants.
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    Constant PMTConstant PMT Posts: 3,458
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    UKMikey wrote: »
    I've smoked weed but as for pissing myself, maybe when I was back in nappies.
    I've heard your bladder starts to go when you get older though.

    According to that advert, it's not a natural part of ageing & we dont have to put up with it! (not that we believe adverts of course) :D
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    SULLASULLA Posts: 149,789
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    I wore nappies and they wouldn't take them off when I asked:mad:
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    You_moYou_mo Posts: 11,334
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    No, that's probably something to look forward to in the future. I don't want to get old!!
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    fifilapewfifilapew Posts: 4,390
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    I am doing my pelvic floor exercises as I type:eek::D
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    UKMikeyUKMikey Posts: 28,728
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    Have to go now as I'm dying for a wazz.
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    Red+BloodedRed+Blooded Posts: 4,676
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    CXC3000 wrote: »
    I would recommend an urgent change of pants.

    Nah I'll let it dry. :D
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    Good_boysGood_boys Posts: 2,448
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    As an adult, I once dreamt I was at a urinal, and ending up wetting my bed.:o
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 13,497
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    It actually happened to me earlier this year, I was trying out the new trampoline in the garden, and everytime I landed wee came out!! Then I started laughing cos I was embarrassed which made it worse!!

    I thought my bladder was back to normal after having a baby! Clearly not, been doing my PFE's every since and not been back on the trampoline either!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 288
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    I haven't pissed myself since I was eight on the ferry home from Ireland.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,359
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    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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