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Someone put poo under my festive garden erection
Charcole911
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I was in the garden for hours last night working up a right old sweat trying to get an erection up for all the Neighbours to admire. It was a wooden reindeer that I had painted just like Rudolph, with the red nose too.
Went out just now to feed my pet goat, and there is a load of poo underneath it!! I am certain its not goat, dog or horse poo.
I think one of the other neighbours may have got jealous of my erection and put poo under it. Enough to upset and distress me, but not enough for me to phone the police and get them charged over.
Now I need to dispose of it. I'm going to shovel it up and put it one of my bins, but not sure if I should put it in the grey or brown bin. Which is the right one to use?
Went out just now to feed my pet goat, and there is a load of poo underneath it!! I am certain its not goat, dog or horse poo.
I think one of the other neighbours may have got jealous of my erection and put poo under it. Enough to upset and distress me, but not enough for me to phone the police and get them charged over.
Now I need to dispose of it. I'm going to shovel it up and put it one of my bins, but not sure if I should put it in the grey or brown bin. Which is the right one to use?
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Call Me Immature, but that made me laugh.
(Shades of "Dooo South"?)
Maybe it's reindeer
No love, it's snow
**shrugs**
Maybe the mods are feeling festive
Banned? For this? Really?
Iighten up !
Sorry about that but i was busting...:p
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Best you go taste one to find out.
It doesn't upset me.
*shrugs*
I think the fun in threads like these are the quick witted reply's from others!