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Man caught masturbating to Alan Sugar's book

The 12th DoctorThe 12th Doctor Posts: 4,338
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As that annoying bloke at my local pub would say, he was caught having a masturbatory wank over Alan Sugar's book What You See Is What You Get in a library.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/s108/the-apprentice/news/a293315/man-caught-masturbating-to-lord-sugar-book.html

Epic. Fail.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,563
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    #2
    Wasn't Stuart Ballbags was it? :p
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    PictoPicto Posts: 24,270
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    #3
    Brings a whole new meaning to Sugarcane.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,609
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    Firing blanks?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,827
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    :d:d:d
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,113
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    #6
    Sugar Daddy and "You're Fired" have new meanings.
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    tysonstormtysonstorm Posts: 24,609
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    And I just thought that Lord Sugar was a w*nker. :p
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,113
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    tysonstorm wrote: »
    And I just thought that Lord Sugar was a w*nker. :p

    w*nkers breed w*nkers apparently.
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    HarrisonMarksHarrisonMarks Posts: 4,360
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    Is 'masturbating to' correct? I would have thought 'at' or possibly 'with'.'Over' as in the OP gives perhaps too vivid a picture.
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    cnbcwatchercnbcwatcher Posts: 56,681
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    That's weird :confused:
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    GonerilGoneril Posts: 1,257
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    Awww bless him, he only wanted some sweet loving.:D
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    SexbombSexbomb Posts: 20,005
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    gives a whole new meaning to say your fired, literaly he could have fired lol :D
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    SJ_MentalSJ_Mental Posts: 16,138
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    I didn't think this book would interest me, Shall have to give it a read lol.
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    darkthunder35darkthunder35 Posts: 5,016
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    SJ_Mental wrote: »
    I didn't think this book would interest me, Shall have to give it a read lol.

    :D:D:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,103
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    "Outraging public decency" LOL. How quaint!

    I wonder what he was wanking about. If it's pictures of some of the hot apprentices then that's understandable but if it's Lord Sugar talking about Amstrad CPC464s then that's an achievement. I mean it's interesting because I used to have one, but it's not really wank material.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 69
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    Must be a really good read then
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    rockerchickrockerchick Posts: 9,255
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    Brilliant! :D
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    RubusRooRubusRoo Posts: 10,262
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    Just goes to prove that if you've thought about it, someone else has wanked over it.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,733
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    Security guard(s) - Well, I guess? :o No longer can problems be dealt
    with by a quick glare or a "shush" from a scary, spinsterly librarian. :p
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    ItHasPotentialItHasPotential Posts: 7,817
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    "you're fired"
    "no i'm not because the jokes on you"
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    RubusRooRubusRoo Posts: 10,262
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    Reminds me of that guy who was convicted of a murder he committed 15 years ago under double jeopardy. A woman caught him wanking over a bra so he smashed her skull in with a hammer :(

    Men are so pathetically shallow. Well, some of them.
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    MinjuryMinjury Posts: 415
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    RubusRoo wrote: »
    Reminds me of that guy who was convicted of a murder he committed 15 years ago under double jeopardy. A woman caught him wanking over a bra so he smashed her skull in with a hammer :(

    Men are so pathetically shallow. Well, some of them.

    .... :confused:
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    epicurianepicurian Posts: 19,291
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    Minjury wrote: »
    .... :confused:

    I concur. Wrong thread maybe? I know I've done it. lol :D
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    JasonJason Posts: 76,557
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    Minjury wrote: »
    .... :confused:

    I'll second that .. an utterly bizarre post to crowbar in ..
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    MinjuryMinjury Posts: 415
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    epicurian wrote: »
    I concur. Wrong thread maybe? I know I've done it. lol :D

    I hope so! :D
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    gmphmacgmphmac Posts: 2,212
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    "masturbatory wank"

    Isn't that the same thing? :D
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