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very bored in work so i thought i'd see if anyone had some silly jokes to share?
did a quick search and couldnt find any threads just for jokes
here are some of mine
whats ET short for?
whats grey and cant swim?
whats white and if it fell out a tree would kill you?
whats white and blue and if it fell out a tree would kill you?
did a quick search and couldnt find any threads just for jokes
here are some of mine
whats ET short for?
coz hes got wee legs
whats grey and cant swim?
a carpark
whats white and if it fell out a tree would kill you?
a fridge
whats white and blue and if it fell out a tree would kill you?
a fridge wearing a denim jacket
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ah i see the s now
what do you call a man 6ft under?
what do you call a man under a car?
what do you call a womam with a pint of beer on her head?
actual LOL:D
Why did the crab go to jail?
What do you call a Reindeer without eyes?
What do you call a Reindeer without eyes and no legs?
What do you call a witch without a wand?
I'm sooooooo funny hahahahhahahahahhahaha!
I'm sooooooo good at making up jokes hahahahahhahahah
just got that one
"No," said the butcher, "It's just the way I comb my hair."
I can't wait to pull the Christmas crackers tomorrow!
coz it was dead.
why did the second monkey fall out the tree?
coz it was dead.
why did the third monkey fall out the tree?
it thought the other 2 were playing a game.
why did the 4th monkey fall out the tree?
peer pressure.
whats blue and fluffy?
whats white and fluffy?
Whats brown and runny?
I thought this was great and quite a nice model but I thik she misunderstood me !
Although in all fairness I did say to her
what do u call a man with wee feet?
What do u call a man with wee feet and no dog?
favs from when I was young
what's big yellow and eats stones?
what's yellow and swings through the jungle?
what's black and sails the seven seas?
What's Pink and hard?
I once went out with a fat woman.
When we finished I said to her, "I'll never get over you - I'll have to get up and go 'round."