After careful consideration of your performance as a friend in 2010, I have decided to extend your friendship for a further 12 months. Try not to F*ck it up.
With hindsight, I should have posted my Facebook status as,
" I've just blown the head gasket on my 1997 XR3i" Rather than, " Ive just F***ed a 13 year old Escort"... Still the police saw the funny side of it......Eventually:o
Some posts seem to have been removed from this thread while, apparently, the DS mod's seem to think it's okay to call a police-man a c*nt. :rolleyes:
Top tip fella's: When you're removing inappropriate content, try just editing the post and replacing it with the words "Inappropriate content removed".
That way a poster can SEE that they've posted something inappropriate.
Some posts seem to have been removed from this thread while, apparently, the DS mod's seem to think it's okay to call a police-man a c*nt. :rolleyes:
Top tip fella's: When you're removing inappropriate content, try just editing the post and replacing it with the words "Inappropriate content removed".
That way a poster can SEE that they've posted something inappropriate.
Calling a police officer a c*nt is A LOT less offensive then racism. The mods removed a racist joke and good on them.
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are you trying to get us all banned:D
A.......... NDubz:D
Oh, how I love that joke!
Mine was what's brown and rhymes with snoop?
would i do that;)
My arse is a bit sore but my farts smell lovely.
Ken Dodd's Dad's Dogs dead.
It's the fault of these damn people, who can't drive in this snow!
My phone is voice activated & everytime I yell 'f**king moron', it dials your number.
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You're blessed with both!
Flattered
Well f**k off, it was sent to me.
I just wanted you to read it!
I don't get it
NDubz are a three piece band comprising of one woman and two men.
Oh (lol)
I get it now as well
A Police horse.......
and that's one of the cleanest i received.
That is brilliant.
The racist one upthread is not.
A guy goes to a library and asks for a book about suicide.
The librarian says "F**k off. You won't bring it back".
" I've just blown the head gasket on my 1997 XR3i" Rather than, " Ive just F***ed a 13 year old Escort"... Still the police saw the funny side of it......Eventually:o
Some posts seem to have been removed from this thread while, apparently, the DS mod's seem to think it's okay to call a police-man a c*nt. :rolleyes:
Top tip fella's: When you're removing inappropriate content, try just editing the post and replacing it with the words "Inappropriate content removed".
That way a poster can SEE that they've posted something inappropriate.
That's definitely the best one I've heard all year. Priceless!
Calling a police officer a c*nt is A LOT less offensive then racism. The mods removed a racist joke and good on them.