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Trapped farts in my living room chair
Burti
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this might sound silly but it's a true thing I want advice about basically last wednesday I had a bit ok a lot of trapped wind and was farting constantly all evening and because I was on my own I didn't have to be disgreet I just let rip whilst I was sat in my chair watching tv. It was smelly in the room but that didn't matter as I quite like the smell of my farts but the problem is that even though the smell has of course gone from the room every time I sit down and my bottom presses down on the padded cushion bit it releases the smell again from my farts from 4 days ago!!! :eek: the smells all stale and Im embarrassed about when other people sit on it and they'll notice the nasty smell :eek: I even hoovered it but that didn't work :mad:
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He did say "even hoovered it but that didn't work". So once he gets the non-working hoover fixed, your original interpretation will be very close to the truth.
I had no idea such a thing could occur.
Armed with this knowledge, maybe the OP should push the cussion a few times to squeeze it out
Perhaps farty-four times would do.
Don't give up the day job
I was just thinking the same
Check for stains or "hanger ons" and remove accordingly.
It's not just a cushion cushion it's the actual cushion part of the chair so it's not washable as far as I know
no there wasn't even any skid markes on my white hipsters so it was just gas for sure
I bet this has what the OP has done. How utterly disgusting.
Does the cushion come off the chair?
:eek:
pmsl!!
Agreed!
Can we have a thread about floaters?