You never go to Tescos/Morrisons/Asda to do a "big shop" - you instead pay the inflated prices of the minute mart and never buy more or less than two carrier bags full.
Don't worry if you get up the duff with another man baby despite being married because in a years time you'll all be living together in perfect harmony.
Pat and Ricky will disown Janine at least once every six months then completely forget about it for no apparent reason and carry on as normal- even if she has bragged about murdering your step-son.
The only person in the square allowed a qualification is the Doctor.
Oh you can, you just can't actually go to work. You instead hang around the square with your briefcase a la Bradley so everybody knows you "work in the city".
Oh you can, you just can't actually go to work. You instead hang around the square with your briefcase a la Bradley so everybody knows you "work in the city".
If you find yourself in crippling debt and must raise some urgent cash all of a sudden, you find it's so easy. You can raise anything up to £8000 in a single day, through a lucky bet or a scam. People only raise this cash at these times - and nobody thinks "Hold on, I did that so easily in one single day. If I do this for a week I could get myself out of this hole and move away to a better life!"
If Dot offers you a cup of tea in the lauderette, you can pretty much guarantee that as a diagnosis for depression.
Apart from the laundrette and drowning your sorrows in the Vic, other places you may sit staring into space with a face like slapped arse include - the swings of doom outside the Arches, Arthur's bench where someone will walk past and offer some words of wisdom, the War memorial (usually with a bag of chips in hand) and the park (with annoying children in background kicking football).
The new doctor will arrive and everyone will praise them for being such a well-respected pillar of the community - but they never realise this doctor will either be a raging nutcase or will end up sleeping with half of the people living in the area within their first 6 months in the job.
R&R hire the most pathetic bouncers ever - as you can skip the queue and barge in past them just so you can have a ruck with someone inside.
If you're thinking about anyone, simply look out of your window and they'll be there, and you'll probably make eye contact. The upstairs window of the Vic is particularly good for this.
If you're thinking about anyone, simply look out of your window and they'll be there, and you'll probably make eye contact. The upstairs window of the Vic is particularly good for this.
If two people are having a "secret" affair they'll always be in the same place at the same time looking sideways at one another and whispering, while their respective (and oblivious) other-halves are standing close by.
attempted murder/murder/robbing someone/where in the square can all be forgiven but don't you dare insult the mitchells or else you have real problems.
you can go 5 years without so much as a mention of your birthday.
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Max will shout at someone, anyone once per episode
Yusef will stand in the middle of The Square with a smug look on his face
The obligatory shouting/slanging match/revelation reveal in the middle of The Vic which leads to the jukebox mysteriously turning itself off
R&R is the go to club where a character goes if they want to get very very drunk and make a fool of themselves
Shuffling, I agree, but I don't think she's ever run anywhere in her life
- Noone needs qualification/experience to get a job.
- Contracts don't need to be signed during sales and transfers of properties.
- Doctors handing out medications out to patients out of GP practice.
- Everyone needs to do at least one shift at Beale's caff.
- Anyone will be asked to babysit anyone's baby.
- Most houses have unlimited number of bedrooms.
- Everyone shops at the minute mart, which seems to stock everything and anything.
- Giving someone £20 can enable them to pay a month's rent.
- Most people don't have to work in order to afford living in London.
The only person in the square allowed a qualification is the Doctor.
Oh you can, you just can't actually go to work. You instead hang around the square with your briefcase a la Bradley so everybody knows you "work in the city".
How could I have forgotten Bradley
I'll second that
If Dot offers you a cup of tea in the lauderette, you can pretty much guarantee that as a diagnosis for depression.
Apart from the laundrette and drowning your sorrows in the Vic, other places you may sit staring into space with a face like slapped arse include - the swings of doom outside the Arches, Arthur's bench where someone will walk past and offer some words of wisdom, the War memorial (usually with a bag of chips in hand) and the park (with annoying children in background kicking football).
The new doctor will arrive and everyone will praise them for being such a well-respected pillar of the community - but they never realise this doctor will either be a raging nutcase or will end up sleeping with half of the people living in the area within their first 6 months in the job.
R&R hire the most pathetic bouncers ever - as you can skip the queue and barge in past them just so you can have a ruck with someone inside.
Funniest post so far!
you can go 5 years without so much as a mention of your birthday.
The person running after the person leaving via the Tube willl only catch up when they are through the barrier and halfway up the stairs!!