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    Jackboy18Jackboy18 Posts: 1,659
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    In a cemetry. And, no, it wasn't with a corpse! :D
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    TeddybleadsTeddybleads Posts: 6,814
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    In the grounds of a mental institution (not with an inmate I hasten to add).
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    Madridista23Madridista23 Posts: 9,422
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    Standing up in a Hammock on Roller-Skates. :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,897
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    Sunny afternoon on Dartmooor. Which in itself isn't too weird but it did become so when the local pony tracking club walked past. :o:o
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    Agent KrycekAgent Krycek Posts: 39,269
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    Behind a car wash :o
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    MrMarpleMrMarple Posts: 3,445
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    In a graveyard, using the gravestone to get some balance.
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    SurferfishSurferfish Posts: 7,659
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    bazzaroo wrote: »
    On a snooker table, on the 18th green of a golf course and in a graveyard.

    Did you kiss the pink and then apply a deep screw before potting the brown? :)
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    I love EllieI love Ellie Posts: 8,009
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    Up the arse.
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    RAINBOWGIRL22RAINBOWGIRL22 Posts: 24,459
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    Can someone explain why graveyards are so popular? :eek:
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    welwynrosewelwynrose Posts: 33,666
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    Police car & police station :o
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    RAINBOWGIRL22RAINBOWGIRL22 Posts: 24,459
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    welwynrose wrote: »
    Police car & police station :o

    With a Policeman I assume? :eek: :p
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    SurferfishSurferfish Posts: 7,659
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    RAINBOWGIRL22 wrote: »
    Can someone explain why graveyards are so popular? :eek:

    They're full of stiffs? ;)
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    Hugh JboobsHugh Jboobs Posts: 15,316
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    In a Turkish sauna
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    I love EllieI love Ellie Posts: 8,009
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    RAINBOWGIRL22 wrote: »
    Can someone explain why graveyards are so popular? :eek:

    ‎Two women on their way back from night out stop in a graveyard for a piss. One wipes herself with her knickers,the other uses a wreath of flowers.

    Their husbands were in the pub the next day. One says "I'd better watch my wife she came home last night with no knickers on". The other man says "thats nothing, mine had no knickers on and a card wedged in her arse saying "From all at the fire station, we will never forget you".
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    welwynrosewelwynrose Posts: 33,666
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    RAINBOWGIRL22 wrote: »
    With a Policeman I assume? :eek: :p


    Oh yes - he was lovely :o
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    madlh100madlh100 Posts: 9,893
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    In a hot tub.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,570
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    in a camper van in a morrisons car park...got bored waiting for my ex's mum to go shopping, although i kno she could smell it afterwards...
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    Bedsit BobBedsit Bob Posts: 24,344
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    Between her boobs.

    Under her armpit.
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    LilolemeLiloleme Posts: 5,839
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    A bus. I cringe so much thinking about it now.
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    Bedsit BobBedsit Bob Posts: 24,344
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    bazzaroo wrote: »
    On a snooker table, on the 18th green of a golf course

    What was a snooker table doing on a golf course :confused:
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    madlh100madlh100 Posts: 9,893
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    Has anyone ever had a tit wank?

    I was baffled to the hills when I was asked to give someone one.

    You place your willy between the boobs and go up and down.

    I wouldn't recommend it. Just lead to an argument over whether my cock was too small or her boobs were shit.
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    GetMeOuttaHereGetMeOuttaHere Posts: 17,357
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    hanndav wrote: »
    on a roof in SF after the Loma Prieta earthquake.

    If you'd been doing it during, you'd literally have felt the earth move.

    Garden shed, supermarket toilets.
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    ulsterlistenerulsterlistener Posts: 298
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    in the corridor of the last carriage on the train (no one in the last carriage) we were against the door to the next carriage when we finished we reliazed the door opened out not inwards so if anyone had came and opened the door we would have fell into the next carriage :o:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,051
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    madlh100 wrote: »
    Has anyone ever had a tit wank?

    I was baffled to the hills when I was asked to give someone one.

    You place your willy between the boobs and go up and down.

    I wouldn't recommend it. Just lead to an argument over whether my cock was too small or her boobs were shit.

    I nearly choked on my coffee laughing at this :D:D
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    FlufanFlufan Posts: 2,544
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    madlh100 wrote: »
    Has anyone ever had a tit wank?

    I was baffled to the hills when I was asked to give someone one.

    You place your willy between the boobs and go up and down.

    I wouldn't recommend it. Just lead to an argument over whether my cock was too small or her boobs were shit.

    One of you has to squeeze them together...

    For myself: on a chair, "watching" a show at Butlin's in Ayr. (In a dark edge of the hall, with plenty of coat cover!)
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