I really hate to dampen everyone's fun, but one can't be 'legs akimbo.'
Sorry OP.
Sorry to you too. When I appeared she startled and knocked over the half filled coffee I had in the coffee holder. If her legs weren't 'akimbo', this wouldn't have happened
Sorry to you too. When I appeared she startled and knocked over the half filled coffee I had in the coffee holder. If her legs weren't 'akimbo', this wouldn't have happened
Legs can't be 'akimbo.' Not her legs, not yours nor mine. It's a position of the arms.
I come across this mistake far too often in my capacity as Professor of Akimbology at the University of Idle, and quite frankly it's making me want to do this
Legs can't be 'akimbo.' Not her legs, not yours nor mine. It's a position of the arms.
I come across this mistake far too often in my capacity as Professor of Akimbology at the University of Idle, and quite frankly it's making me want to do this
Legs can't be 'akimbo.' Not her legs, not yours nor mine. It's a position of the arms.
I come across this mistake far too often in my capacity as Professor of Akimbology at the University of Idle, and quite frankly it's making me want to do this
:eek::eek::eek: You don't want to be doing that, mate. Restrain yerself, man!!
This is just ridiculous and impossible to believe. If she's in her sixties and fancied a quick shufty she'd have got in the back. The cramped position in the front seat would have played havoc with her hips.
I can't believe how ridiculously full of crap the OP is, and this is blatently such a lie, but somehow I can't stay out of the thread. 'Ooohh a reply to the crazy thread, I must see it !'
Went out to my car to go and see a property and I had to do the biggest double-take in history. There she was, legs akimbo, masturbating in the front seat of my car. How did you get in I asked. You left it open. She said 'Thankyou' and walked off up the lane without a care in the world:eek::eek::eek:
Like anyone's going to be masturbating in broad daylight in a car. Nice try though.
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It's not even a good porn storyline.
Maybe it's true
On second thoughts.........Nah.
Whoops.
And fish, in a masturbation thread? you just had to didn't you?
Sorry to you too. When I appeared she startled and knocked over the half filled coffee I had in the coffee holder. If her legs weren't 'akimbo', this wouldn't have happened
Legs can't be 'akimbo.' Not her legs, not yours nor mine. It's a position of the arms.
I come across this mistake far too often in my capacity as Professor of Akimbology at the University of Idle, and quite frankly it's making me want to do this
:D:D
Well said Professor!
:eek::eek::eek: You don't want to be doing that, mate. Restrain yerself, man!!
In the interests of putting the OP off, I suspect she was less Jane Fonda more.... like this.
:D:D
BUT....
Given that it IS the twenty-first century....
WHERE THE HELL'S THE FONECAM PICS OP???
:D:D
Like anyone's going to be masturbating in broad daylight in a car. Nice try though.
For a Monday.
Stop it!!!