A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers..."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing knickers''.
The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
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Thanks for the kind comments. Had a mate round tonight so that raised spirits a bit.
Your jokes will never be a pane Picto
Glad to hear you feel a bit better.
Did it give you a glazed look?
You did, i'm sorry to be such a pane.
Hi Gabbs.
I had to post my nonsense in other threads just to avoid 13.
Now i'm in a bit of a jamb.
In that case I shall offer you a small hand. Hopefully someone else will provide the big hand.
Is this a wind up?
I dont know about big hands, but I'm a size 12 in a shoe !
If it was you'd be mightly ticked off
That'll do!
He said "Analogue".
I said "No, just the watch please".
"No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers..."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing knickers''.
The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
Thank you, still a long way to go though.
However, DS is going to help a lot in my road to recovery
I said " are you telling the truth or is this a wind up " ?
It was a Shitzu.
is this the 'other plans' you made then? bumping the Singles fred!! :rolleyes: