I saw this advert for a sort of cleaning brush mop thing which shoots steam ala a JML commercial but not. And it said "Help clean around the house after kids" so it shows kids dropping stuff and this is cleaned. Then "pets", so dog leaves mud on the floor, and this is successfully cleaned. "And husbands" .Proceeds to clean around the toilet. Come one! That made me shout at the telly!
Also what is with Confused.com? They have an obsession with fat people and jiggly boobs...
I think there should be more fat women with jiggly boobs on the telly!!:D
I hate the L'Oreal one which is always played in the 4od ads. The one with Liv Tyler. It's the god-awful piano tune in the background and the whole thing about styling your hair giving you split ends. If you've got split ends, it's because you need a haircut, and the only cure is a haircut, not a bottle of L'Oreal.
That advert with Jessica Ennis is really annoying. The lady that says "Who knew Jessica Ennis would be a top athlete?" or something like that and Jessica pops out with a smug look on her face and says "I did!"
That advert with Jessica Ennis is really annoying. The lady that says "Who knew Jessica Ennis would be a top athlete?" or something like that and Jessica pops out with a smug look on her face and says "I did!"
It's worse, it says some to the effect of "Who knew a girl from Sheffield would be top athlete?" The narrator says Sheffield with surprise.
Not sure it's the worst advert, but I just wanted to mention the ad I've just seen on ITV4, described as 'cut to the chase dating' at Be Naughty . com.
Are we really having adverts on TV now that are purely promoting a 'meet only for a shag' date?
Not sure it's the worst advert, but I just wanted to mention the ad I've just seen on ITV4, described as 'cut to the chase dating' at Be Naughty . com.
Are we really having adverts on TV now that are purely promoting a 'meet only for a shag' date?
Is it any different from those "sex chat" lines? They've been on the go for years.
Is it any different from those "sex chat" lines? They've been on the go for years.
Those adverts are advertised as phone chat - although I'm sure many people do meet up. This one showed two people getting ready and stepping out in their underwear to meet up, so yes, they are different - in my opinion.
:o:o:o:o I am starting to like Simon please help me I don't want to like anything to do with BT (as I worked for them once).
You need serious help :eek:
The latest one is the worse, trying to seduce the equally annoying, bug eyed girl with Duran Duran. The scene where he's lying across the bed in a seductive manner is creepy :eek:
Also don't like the ad for breadcrumbs where the sinister girl names the eggs, the smug Jessica Ennis one for Olay and the McDonald's advert with the kid singing about his new shoes that are made out of wood :mad:
The latest one is the worse, trying to seduce the equally annoying, bug eyed girl with Duran Duran. The scene where he's lying across the bed in a seductive manner is creepy :eek:
Also don't like the ad for breadcrumbs where the sinister girl names the eggs, the smug Jessica Ennis one for Olay and the McDonald's advert with the kid singing about his new shoes that are made out of wood :mad:
I can't stand the new jammie dodger advert with the 3 monkeys really gives me the creeps...
the M&S shwop your clothes for oxfam with plummy voiced joanna lumley. why not just give your clothes straight to the charity shop and cut out the middle man...
The new DFS one...yet another advert with a babyish sounding woman singing a babyish song.
I despise this fecking silly, babyish, squeaky voiced, stoopid song trend! :mad:
The new DFS one...yet another advert with a babyish sounding woman singing a babyish song.
I despise this fecking silly, babyish, squeaky voiced, stoopid song trend! :mad:
Quite agree. I've been banging on about these sickly, girly songs for ages. When will the fad end? There are even sappy male voice-overs now!
My current un-favourite ad is the HE'S Soooo MONEY SUPERMARKET!!! ones. Jeez, they really rub me up the wrong way.
Not sure it's the worst advert, but I just wanted to mention the ad I've just seen on ITV4, described as 'cut to the chase dating' at Be Naughty . com.
Are we really having adverts on TV now that are purely promoting a 'meet only for a shag' date?
No, because no one gets a shag from sites of this ilk.
McDonalds Mascotathon - Oh FFS, more crap cashing in on the bloody Olympics! Not only that but I HATE the music. "Have you seen my new shoes..." Such a horrible twee song that makes me want to put my foot through the TV! :mad:
Cotton Traders - "Sizes up to 5XL." WTF?! :eek:
Holidays at home are great 2012 - Yeah, that's just what we need, a bunch of annoying celebrities telling us why we should not go abroad because we will miss the Olympics. What about the people who don't give two shits about this and WANT to GET AWAY from it all? Ever thought about that! :rolleyes:
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I think there should be more fat women with jiggly boobs on the telly!!:D
It's worse, it says some to the effect of "Who knew a girl from Sheffield would be top athlete?" The narrator says Sheffield with surprise.
Sounds like Karl Pinkington to me?
Unfortunately, it's growing on me, I thought it was pretty weird at first now I'm actually starting to like it :eek:
I'm fairly sure it's the slow fat guy from The Office that always ate Scotch eggs. Keith, I think the name was, though don't know the guy's real name.
Me too, only I daren't say so in case I was accused of homophobic racism.:mad:
You are right, it's Euan MacKintosh.
You're right, it was that. That makes it even more annoying. And Jessica kind of looks like a slightly masculine version of Rashida Jones.
Make that three :mad:
Are we really having adverts on TV now that are purely promoting a 'meet only for a shag' date?
Is it any different from those "sex chat" lines? They've been on the go for years.
You need serious help :eek:
The latest one is the worse, trying to seduce the equally annoying, bug eyed girl with Duran Duran. The scene where he's lying across the bed in a seductive manner is creepy :eek:
Also don't like the ad for breadcrumbs where the sinister girl names the eggs, the smug Jessica Ennis one for Olay and the McDonald's advert with the kid singing about his new shoes that are made out of wood :mad:
NO CONTEST.:mad:
It's a her..Shirley Temple
I am a pillock
the M&S shwop your clothes for oxfam with plummy voiced joanna lumley. why not just give your clothes straight to the charity shop and cut out the middle man...
I despise this fecking silly, babyish, squeaky voiced, stoopid song trend! :mad:
Quite agree. I've been banging on about these sickly, girly songs for ages. When will the fad end? There are even sappy male voice-overs now!
My current un-favourite ad is the HE'S Soooo MONEY SUPERMARKET!!! ones. Jeez, they really rub me up the wrong way.
No, because no one gets a shag from sites of this ilk.
Cotton Traders - "Sizes up to 5XL." WTF?! :eek:
Holidays at home are great 2012 - Yeah, that's just what we need, a bunch of annoying celebrities telling us why we should not go abroad because we will miss the Olympics. What about the people who don't give two shits about this and WANT to GET AWAY from it all? Ever thought about that! :rolleyes:
Is that from experience:D