Fifty shades of beige (5 word story)

twassington · 28/06/12 - 22:23

handcuffs, leather, vibrators, whips and

eveningstar · 29/06/12 - 11:10

unusual uses for whipped cream.

Uk Ltd · 29/06/12 - 11:40

Frustrated, Mary began to charge

twassington · 29/06/12 - 12:42

passers-by 50p for a quick

eveningstar · 29/06/12 - 13:39

inspection of her drawers which

Picto · 29/06/12 - 14:21

contained many dark mysteries that

twassington · 29/06/12 - 17:37

philosophers could argue over, if

Y Me · 29/06/12 - 17:57

they could control their stirring

twassington · 29/06/12 - 18:00

loins, which threatened to betray

smokeybacon · 29/06/12 - 18:11

their deep uncontrollable carnal yearnings :eek:

eveningstar · 29/06/12 - 18:11

for the excessive naughtiness of

Granny Weatherwax · 29/06/12 - 18:38

2 pints of beer and

yosemitesam · 29/06/12 - 18:40

late night ludo sessions. Mary

Granny Weatherwax · 29/06/12 - 18:41

took the bull by the

twassington · 29/06/12 - 18:42

massive, firm horns and slowly

yosemitesam · 29/06/12 - 18:45

poured baby oil all over

Granny Weatherwax · 29/06/12 - 18:46

the jelly and cream to

eveningstar · 29/06/12 - 18:55

mix sensuously together and rub

Granny Weatherwax · 29/06/12 - 18:59

all over the pork joint

eveningstar · 29/06/12 - 19:03

with her bare oily fingers.

Granny Weatherwax · 29/06/12 - 19:06

Meanwhile the blacksmith was walking

smokeybacon · 29/06/12 - 19:44

in a John Wayne type walk

Granny Weatherwax · 29/06/12 - 19:50

- because of his little 'problem' -

twassington · 29/06/12 - 20:12

past Mary's window, and she

Granny Weatherwax · 29/06/12 - 20:13

stripped off her bed sheets

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