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You know you're getting old when.....

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 106
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    When you realise that you are taking the same medications as many of the residents in the Old Folks Home where you work.
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    Angela FAngela F Posts: 3,180
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    When the contents of your wage packet were in pre-decimal currency.
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    tigerowltigerowl Posts: 687
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    I'm 36 but have twice said the following in the last 2 weeks ...

    'I remember when it was all fields round here'

    I find myself buying a nice bunch of flowers instead of a trashy mag.

    I see kids going to the under 18's night at a club in town and instantly think 'my mother wouldn't have let me out the house in that skirt'.

    I freeze stuff. I never froze anything until I hit my 30's.

    I bought an ornament the other day.
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    butterworthbutterworth Posts: 17,878
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    I'm 42. I was out watching a couple of bands last night, and a girl (of about 20) came up to me at the bar and, as a conversation-starter used 'Are you here waiting for your grown-up children ?'....

    Also, the fact that I always do a double-take when I find out that you can have been born in 1994 and currently be 18 years old...
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    Dolly_DimpleDolly_Dimple Posts: 837
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    When you consider a late night is 22.30.
    When you start saying the things that your parents used to say to you.
    When you need a nanna nap in the afternoon.
    When you go through the entire families names before reaching the right one.
    When you start buying sensible shoes.
    When you start buying elasticated waistbands on clothes.
    When you ask your adult child where their coat is when the temp drops to 15 degs.
    You consider a thermal vest to be a good investment
    And you consider buying matching long johns.
    When you watch every single news programme.
    And the weather forcasts in case you need to mulch your begonia's.
    Policemen refer to you as Sir and Madam when they speak to you.
    Your own kids are collecting their own pensions when they collect yours.
    Your grandkids have got kids of their own.
    You actually polish your shoes instead of running a damp cloth over them.
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    LibitinaLibitina Posts: 2,430
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    You can't wait for the weekend so that you can catch up on your sleep, rather than being out on the lash all night like you used to.


    eta: Realising that you're old enough to be the Mother of some of the younger work colleagues.
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    Eddie BadgerEddie Badger Posts: 6,005
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    Meeting old girlfriends and discovering they are now grandmothers!
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    Eddie BadgerEddie Badger Posts: 6,005
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    When you can remember when Steve Martin was funny...what's worse is I can remember when Woody Allen was funny :(
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    Swanandduck2Swanandduck2 Posts: 5,502
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    You prefer to meet up with people straight after work so you can get home early and have a decent night's sleep.

    You look forward to spending Sat night at home on the sofa with a glass of wine and 'something nice' on the telly

    You hate dropping something because its such an effort to bend down and pick it up.
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    butterworthbutterworth Posts: 17,878
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    When you can remember when Steve Martin was funny...what's worse is I can remember when Woody Allen was funny :(

    It's when you can remember the same for Lenny Henry or Billy Connolly that you're really in trouble...

    Also, if you can remember when Police Academy was really ground breaking and the funniest film in the history of films...
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    bookaddictbookaddict Posts: 2,806
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    When you freely admit that you'd rather stay in, wearing your pyjamas, then going out to a club.

    When you realise that you like the same music as your parents!

    When someone mentions something that happened in say, 1995, and you suddenly realise that it was 17 years ago!!!:eek:
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    soulboy77soulboy77 Posts: 24,531
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    Justmadeit wrote: »
    when policemen look young ( it just looks wrong to see a 22 year old policemen, god knows how young they look to 70 year olds)...
    Young, they look almost pre-pubescent! I see these skinny fresh face coppers in the High Street and think there is no way they could handle themselves if things turned nasty trying to arrest someone.
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    BirthdayGirlBirthdayGirl Posts: 64,294
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    This thread is really making me smile :)
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    vauxhall1964vauxhall1964 Posts: 10,382
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    when you ..
    • buy one of those gizmos for trimming ear and nose hair
    • you spend a foreign holiday pining for a decent cup of tea
    • you scan the TV schedules for a good Agatha Christie
    • the words 'sciatica', 'slipped disc', 'blocked ears' and 'acid reflux' enter your daily vocabulary
    • you start reading obituaries in the papers to see who died of what and how long they lived
    • radishes, pickle and other stuff you once loved now give you indigestion
    • you have to explain to people at work who Adam Ant is
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    Eddie BadgerEddie Badger Posts: 6,005
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    When you remember that "reality TV" meant the news and documentaries
    When you could go a whole year on ITV and not see a James Bond movie
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    TheMaskTheMask Posts: 10,219
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    You only have the shin it grew in and you keep standing on your testicles
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    Angela FAngela F Posts: 3,180
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    You can remember when offices were filled with typewriters, telex machines, spirit duplicators and plug switchboards.
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    Angela FAngela F Posts: 3,180
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    Going to a shop and getting a large bag of sweets and still have change from two old pennies.
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    Angela FAngela F Posts: 3,180
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    The teachers at your local school are young enough to be your grandchildren.
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    xmodz10xmodz10 Posts: 1,434
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    -Sid- wrote: »
    ......you lose track of your own age.

    Twice I've been asked mine recently and twice I had to calculate it in my head before I could reply!

    What made you realise you were getting old?

    when you have lots of white hair.

    and im only 18.
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    PinkRangerPowerPinkRangerPower Posts: 12
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    You look at old pics of yourself
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    academiaacademia Posts: 18,225
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    When your middleaged friend gets a new boyfriend and you don't envy her the love interest but the fact that he's a builder and sorted all the problems in her falling down old house.
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    maidinscotlandmaidinscotland Posts: 5,648
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    being 44 and having my 9 yr olds friend who is staying over tell me his mum is 29!!! Made me realise I couldn't have known her at school and also made me realise I am old enough to be my own sons grandmother!! :(
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 14,920
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    When you find your GP is probably young enough to be your child.


    When you always translate metres into feet and inches in your head to establish just how tall that is.
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    JustmadeitJustmadeit Posts: 7,512
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    soulboy77 wrote: »
    Young, they look almost pre-pubescent! I see these skinny fresh face coppers in the High Street and think there is no way they could handle themselves if things turned nasty trying to arrest someone.

    Thats what i think. It just looks wrong when policemen look in their early 20s especially if they are young looking and not some 6ft 3 rugby player type guy
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