Did no-one actually get the "conspiracy theorists' defence" remark? I thought its use would make the jest in my words obvious. Coupled with the red-faced smiley? No?
I agree she should grow up - I can't believe she's 29 years old and still acting like that. Maybe if she was 19, but not 29. :sleep:
As for getting proper jobs - again, I agree - but didn't Chantelle open a clothes shop a while ago? What happened to that? Or am I thinking of another z-lister?! :rolleyes::D
I didn't. Although I see it now! Sorry, hopeless case. :)
Please don't apologise bookaddict. I'm the worst when it comes to interpreting the typed word literally but then expecting others to understand my ramblings.
i wonder how much these two get for their staged photos it can't be that much as there are so many of them. it seems like every day there are photos, Chantelle in curlers, numerous ones of Chantelle carrying shopping, Chantelle house hunting.......oh yeah & in all of his Alex just looks like a complete and utter doofus.
Just remember,if an orange-faced twonk turns up on your doorstep with a Chinese,grab the takeaway and shut the door in his face......and then write an entire column about it
i wonder how much these two get for their staged photos it can't be that much as there are so many of them. it seems like every day there are photos, Chantelle in curlers, numerous ones of Chantelle carrying shopping, Chantelle house hunting.......oh yeah & in all of his Alex just looks like a complete and utter doofus.
There must be enough photos for a Jackie or My Guy style photo story. The photos of her letting Alex into the house are hilarious and so obviously staged.
NOOOOOOO!!!!! My mind's eye cannot un-see that image :eek:
I'll confess - I flicked through the OK magazine in the newsagents....Chantelle says she was upset because she wanted to keep their lives private, but Alex gave an interview to a magazine. She says this in a goodness-knows-how-many pages-long interview and photoshoot with the leading trash rag. Can she really not see the irony?!
pffftttt not BIG enough doesn't he have a fight coming up..
"If we can change... and you can change we can alllll change" "CHATNEEEEELLLLLLEEEE" *insert rocky theme followed by gashing cut above his left eye"
if the Bad Boyfriend programme gets a second series I can see a Celeb version...and this couple will be the first to sign up:eek:
PS
I didnt watch the first series but read some comments on here so if it gets a second series then either PA or Powell (or both)is sleeping with someone at ITV2!
You're so mean, you people. Anyone with a heart can see the effort she's putting into bravely carrying her rollers here while at the same time wiping away a tear, looking put-upon, holding her phone, instructing the paps on her walkie talkie and also carrying 2 other bags (at least!!) over her shoulder.
Could any of you do that? I don't think so. :rolleyes:
Wow I can see the ticket it looks like she bought them Argos.
She has not got a bag covering them the product is carried as she is hoping she gets approached to be their brand model.
NOOOOOOO!!!!! My mind's eye cannot un-see that image :eek:
I'll confess - I flicked through the OK magazine in the newsagents....Chantelle says she was upset because she wanted to keep their lives private, but Alex gave an interview to a magazine. She says this in a goodness-knows-how-many pages-long interview and photoshoot with the leading trash rag. Can she really not see the irony?!
And today folks- she's moving house (and telling New Magazine all about it in a private sort of way :rolleyes:)
How stupid do the DM think people are? They're not even making an effort to cover up the fact that these pictures are so obviously staged! I mean, have you seen the ones where she apparently finds a rat in her kitchen (presumably another rat, not Alex)? So funny!
Also love the way that the DM helpfully gives a full description of what she is wearing, as if people are not capable of working it out from the numerous photographs.
How stupid do the DM think people are? They're not even making an effort to cover up the fact that these pictures are so obviously staged! I mean, have you seen the ones where she apparently finds a rat in her kitchen (presumably another rat, not Alex)? So funny!
Also love the way that the DM helpfully gives a full description of what she is wearing, as if people are not capable of working it out from the numerous photographs.
No actually these win the award for today's most staged photos on the DM website- made me laugh anyway!
How stupid do the DM think people are? They're not even making an effort to cover up the fact that these pictures are so obviously staged! I mean, have you seen the ones where she apparently finds a rat in her kitchen (presumably another rat, not Alex)? So funny!
Also love the way that the DM helpfully gives a full description of what she is wearing, as if people are not capable of working it out from the numerous photographs.
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I didn't.
It`s Lauren Goodyer`s tanning salon now:D
I thank you both.
Blimey, she must be making a fortune then
Please don't apologise bookaddict. I'm the worst when it comes to interpreting the typed word literally but then expecting others to understand my ramblings.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2211472/Chantelle-Houghton-unlocks-door-Alex-Reids-keys-fail-work-Essex-home.html
There must be enough photos for a Jackie or My Guy style photo story. The photos of her letting Alex into the house are hilarious and so obviously staged.
:eek::eek::eek:
Blimey I'm good!:D
Maybe I should have a go at a few more predictions...any suggestions?:o
"World exclusive,Chantelle's dramatic breakdown on OK shoot"
Try 'Alex carrying a rose kneeling in her front lawn with her wearing a sad face at the window with Dolly...'
pffftttt not BIG enough doesn't he have a fight coming up..
"If we can change... and you can change we can alllll change" "CHATNEEEEELLLLLLEEEE" *insert rocky theme followed by gashing cut above his left eye"
Ooh - Even better - How about a naked Alex serenading her with a single red rose clutched between his buttocks... a la Adam (Cold Feet)
That would do it surely...?
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=Cold+feet+adam+rose+buttocks&hl=en&client=safari&sa=X&rls=en&biw=1435&bih=755&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=m9AJoVX5AmjE4M:&imgrefurl=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilot_(Cold_Feet)&docid=AEkWRnvhyASk6M&imgurl=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f2/Cold_Feet_rose.jpg/220px-Cold_Feet_rose.jpg&w=220&h=124&ei=Un5rUKeEItCP4gS5sYDIDQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=678&sig=113818148330775502029&page=1&tbnh=99&tbnw=176&start=0&ndsp=28&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:0,i:86&tx=108&ty=58
I'll confess - I flicked through the OK magazine in the newsagents....Chantelle says she was upset because she wanted to keep their lives private, but Alex gave an interview to a magazine. She says this in a goodness-knows-how-many pages-long interview and photoshoot with the leading trash rag. Can she really not see the irony?!
if the Bad Boyfriend programme gets a second series I can see a Celeb version...and this couple will be the first to sign up:eek:
PS
I didnt watch the first series but read some comments on here so if it gets a second series then either PA or Powell (or both)is sleeping with someone at ITV2!
Wow I can see the ticket it looks like she bought them Argos.
She has not got a bag covering them the product is carried as she is hoping she gets approached to be their brand model.
Or she is getting paid for product placement.
And today folks- she's moving house (and telling New Magazine all about it in a private sort of way :rolleyes:)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2211799/Chantelle-Houghton-boxes-belongings-moves-Essex-home.html
How stupid do the DM think people are? They're not even making an effort to cover up the fact that these pictures are so obviously staged! I mean, have you seen the ones where she apparently finds a rat in her kitchen (presumably another rat, not Alex)? So funny!
Also love the way that the DM helpfully gives a full description of what she is wearing, as if people are not capable of working it out from the numerous photographs.
No actually these win the award for today's most staged photos on the DM website- made me laugh anyway!
hahahah!!! The one of her sitting on the edge of the pool caressing her bump whilst reading a baby-name book... Priceless.
Top that Chantelle!