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The Whoonie Inn (Part 24 - Spoiler Free Zone)

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    TRT1968TRT1968 Posts: 2,167
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    Scamps wrote: »
    Im still unsure of what to do

    Take a roll, split it, butter it (they're warm), and slap on some of this Olde English Marmalade from one of these miniature pots.
    Totally delicious.
    Whatever ails you will seem better after you get a good layer of belly timber in you.
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    WebslarkWebslark Posts: 18,946
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    TRT1968 wrote: »
    Take a roll, split it, butter it (they're warm), and slap on some of this Olde English Marmalade from one of these miniature pots.
    Totally delicious.
    Whatever ails you will seem better after you get a good layer of belly timber in you.

    My innuendo gland just went *PING*
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    TRT1968TRT1968 Posts: 2,167
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    Webslark wrote: »
    My innuendo gland just went *PING*

    I'd get that looked at if I were you. Is there a doctor in the house?
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    WebslarkWebslark Posts: 18,946
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    TRT1968 wrote: »
    I'd get that looked at if I were you. Is there a doctor in the house?

    NURSE, The Screens!!!!!
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    TRT1968TRT1968 Posts: 2,167
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    Webslark wrote: »
    NURSE, The Screens!!!!!

    Just had a thought... How would Dr Who have panned out if Sid James had got the lead role?
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    WebslarkWebslark Posts: 18,946
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    TRT1968 wrote: »
    Just had a thought... How would Dr Who have panned out if Sid James had got the lead role?

    Carry on up the TARDIS?

    Barbara Windsor and her Dalek bumps?

    Alpha Centauri's costume would have been even less subtle :D
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    TRT1968TRT1968 Posts: 2,167
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    Webslark wrote: »
    Carry on up the TARDIS?

    Barbara Windsor and her Dalek bumps?

    Alpha Centauri's costume would have been even less subtle :D

    They'd have got a bumbling, white haired scientist to investigate reports of monster activity; no doubt played by Jon Pertwee. Oh, wait a minute...?:confused::D
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    HallamsteriscooHallamsteriscoo Posts: 21,667
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    Webslark wrote: »
    Carry on up the TARDIS?

    Barbara Windsor and her Dalek bumps?

    Alpha Centauri's costume would have been even less subtle :D
    TRT1968 wrote: »
    They'd have got a bumbling, white haired scientist to investigate reports of monster activity; no doubt played by Jon Pertwee. Oh, wait a minute...?:confused::D

    Charles Hawtry as Jamie? No thank you!! :eek::D
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    WebslarkWebslark Posts: 18,946
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    Charles Hawtry as Jamie? No thank you!! :eek::D

    Bernard Cribbins as Hary Sullivan?

    William Hartnell as Sergeant major in UNIT?
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    WebslarkWebslark Posts: 18,946
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    Kenneth Williams as the Master? :D
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    TRT1968TRT1968 Posts: 2,167
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    Webslark wrote: »
    Kenneth Williams as the Master? :D

    Yes, but Joan Sims would make a far better Rani than Kate O'Mara.

    We might enjoy Bernard Breslaw's portrayal of an Ice Warrior. :p
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    WebslarkWebslark Posts: 18,946
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    TRT1968 wrote: »
    Yes, but Joan Sims would make a far better Rani than Kate O'Mara.

    We might enjoy Bernard Breslaw's portrayal of an Ice Warrior. :p

    Nah, he just wouldnt have the gravitas. :D

    Kenneth Connor as a Sontaran might work :)
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    TRT1968TRT1968 Posts: 2,167
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    Charles Hawtry as Jamie? No thank you!! :eek::D

    He would have made a brilliant "Celestial Toymaker / Mind Robber / Dreamlord" type villain. "The Camp Master".
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    nebogipfelnebogipfel Posts: 8,375
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    Peter Butterworth as K’anpo Rimpoche?

    The not especially meddling monk.
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    nebogipfelnebogipfel Posts: 8,375
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    Webslark wrote: »
    Nah, he just wouldnt have the gravitas. :D

    Kenneth Connor as a Sontaran might work :)

    Kenneth Connor for Harry I think.

    Charles hawtrey for Omega.
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    nebogipfelnebogipfel Posts: 8,375
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    Hattie Jacques for Alpha Centauri?
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    HallamsteriscooHallamsteriscoo Posts: 21,667
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    Barbara Windsor (circa Carry on Camping) would have to play Peri :D
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    nebogipfelnebogipfel Posts: 8,375
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    Jim Dale as Ian? It would be a bit like having Roy Castle play him. Wonder what that would have been like?
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    HallamsteriscooHallamsteriscoo Posts: 21,667
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    nebogipfel wrote: »
    Jim Dale as Ian? It would be a bit like having Roy Castle play him. Wonder what that would have been like?

    Might be ok if they have Peter Cushing playing the Doctor, now that would have been interesting.

    Meh, they'd probably mess about with it and make the Doctor *gasp* human
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    nebogipfelnebogipfel Posts: 8,375
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    Might be ok if they have Peter Cushing playing the Doctor, now that would have been interesting.

    Meh, they'd probably mess about with it and make the Doctor *gasp* human

    la la la I'm not listening. la la la.

    *books session with therapist*
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    HallamsteriscooHallamsteriscoo Posts: 21,667
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    nebogipfel wrote: »
    la la la I'm not listening. la la la.

    *books session with therapist*

    *puts on specs, grabs clipboard and pats the sofa in the snug*

    why don't you lie down and tell me all about it

    *sits back in chair with pen poised*
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    TRT1968TRT1968 Posts: 2,167
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    *puts on specs, grabs clipboard and pats the sofa in the snug*

    why don't you lie down and tell me all about it

    *sits back in chair with pen poised*

    Pah! Psychoanalysis is run by a bunch of freudsters.
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    HallamsteriscooHallamsteriscoo Posts: 21,667
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    TRT1968 wrote: »
    Pah! Psychoanalysis is run by a bunch of freudsters.

    *ba dum tish* :D
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    dgembadgembadgembadgemba Posts: 18,308
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    afternoon all. can i have a purple nurple with extra beechams please
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    nebogipfelnebogipfel Posts: 8,375
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    *puts on specs, grabs clipboard and pats the sofa in the snug*

    why don't you lie down and tell me all about it

    *sits back in chair with pen poised*

    Well, it all started in 1996. The lizard government (it could only have been them) transmitted "He's half human" thought waves to my cerebral cortex. Through the telly.

    I have since learnt tin foil hats keep them at bay. But every now and then the lizard government get some transmissions through. "the Doctor loves his companion", "he killed all the Time Lords", "he likes to wear a Fez" and other evil falsehoods.

    The price of freedom is constant vigilence. So I demonstrate my freedom by locking myself in my nuclear bunker freeze framing episodes of Doctor Who for evidence of anachronistic props and street detail.
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