If it really is you Phil, please tell us how much the girls raised doing the Race for Life and how much you all raised on the Starlight Hike? If you don''t answer I'll know you're Philth, he never answers questions that show him in a less than flattering light.
Not to mention how much weight they've lost on this amazing new diet they were telling us about in Closer magazine, didn't someone work out it was about 850 cals a day? Wow. They must have lost LOADS by now! Have they worked their way through all of the Weight Watchers range or have they stuck with the cottage pie?
Oh Philip. Philip, where have you gone
The days are endless, the nights are long
Without you Philip life is a bore
The Chawner programme is no more.
Not even bulletins on the girls
Or charty walks or Audrey's pearls
Of wisdom do we Hear no more
There's no 'Tak Car' or'we want more'
No poorly overs, no fancy mould
Your fame at last has all gone cold.
Your NZ fans have left you too
Oh Philip, Philip, what will you do?
Japan is all that you have left
So go and leave us all bereft.
We'll wave you off and help you pack
And all we'll say is 'DON'T COME BACK!
Oh Philip. Philip, where have you gone
The days are endless, the nights are long
Without you Philip life is a bore
The Chawner programme is no more.
Not even bulletins on the girls
Or charty walks or Audrey's pearls
Of wisdom do we Hear no more
There's no 'Tak Car' or'we want more'
No poorly overs, no fancy mould
Your fame at last has all gone cold.
Your NZ fans have left you too
Oh Philip, Philip, what will you do?
Japan is all that you have left
So go and leave us all bereft.
We'll wave you off and help you pack
And all we'll say is 'DON'T COME BACK!
Every nigt i dream, of philip chawner feeding me as sausage and sniffing his shoes while enma sings in the background and sam eats scones with watermelnon
Every nigt i dream, of philip chawner feeding me as sausage and sniffing his shoes while enma sings in the background and sam eats scones with watermelnon
Oh Philip. Philip, where have you gone
The days are endless, the nights are long
Without you Philip life is a bore
The Chawner programme is no more.
Not even bulletins on the girls
Or charty walks or Audrey's pearls
Of wisdom do we Hear no more
There's no 'Tak Car' or'we want more'
No poorly overs, no fancy mould
Your fame at last has all gone cold.
Your NZ fans have left you too
Oh Philip, Philip, what will you do?
Japan is all that you have left
So go and leave us all bereft.
We'll wave you off and help you pack
And all we'll say is 'DON'T COME BACK!
:D:D
If that really was Phil I think the poor man's been panicking as he's seen this thread rapidly disappearing down the page every day as he's providing no new material to work with and we've talked the rest of what we've seen of them to death. Their 'star' is on the wane - and let's face it, it lasted far too long really, ably assisted by this thread Now there's a new contender being talked about on this thread - Honey Boo Boo and her family! Doesn't Phil like the competition? I bet he thought that if he appeared the thread would kick off again and stay at the top of the page. Fail. It's garnered a little bit of interest but nothing like he might have expected. So now who's the 'saddo' eh?
I love how he's so outraged And called himself 'saddos'
He's been moaning on Facebook that he's not writing anything cos it keeps getting put on digi spy. So I assume that it WAS him that was on here the other day Oh Phil, you won't stay away from FB for long. You need to tell *someone* about your helicopter pylons and the diabetes!
He's been moaning on Facebook that he's not writing anything cos it keeps getting put on digi spy. So I assume that it WAS him that was on here the other day Oh Phil, you won't stay away from FB for long. You need to tell *someone* about your helicopter pylons and the diabetes!
This is the only place in the universe where the Chawner family are still mentioned, everyone else has forgotten who they are, long, long ago.
Oh apart from Japan, of course, and the shiny new reality show that doesn't really exist.
Philth will be back - I hope so, because I want to hear his take on the Hot Tub Hard On.
He's been moaning on Facebook that he's not writing anything cos it keeps getting put on digi spy. So I assume that it WAS him that was on here the other day Oh Phil, you won't stay away from FB for long. You need to tell *someone* about your helicopter pylons and the diabetes!
I don't suppose it has dawned on him that probably 3 of his almost 5000 friends are actually sympathetic towards him and the family. The others......they're there for the giggles.
Hi to you all hope you are all well in the uk and New Zealand sorry i have not been on here for a bit i am not puting any more comments on here has some one on here puts it on digital spy and it is nasty what ever we do so if anyone wants to direct me a message i will reply back to them and the nasty comments regarding the autographs is disgusting has i was sending them out but after that i am not going to send them and kat and kathie please send me derect message to stop this going on digital spy what ever i say so love to you all take care love phil and family xxxx
Hi to you all hope you are all well in the uk and New Zealand sorry i have not been on here for a bit i am not puting any more comments on here has some one on here puts it on digital spy and it is nasty what ever we do so if anyone wants to direct me a message i will reply back to them and the nasty comments regarding the autographs is disgusting has i was sending them out but after that i am not going to send them and kat and kathie please send me derect message to stop this going on digital spy what ever i say so love to you all take care love phil and family xxxx
Only two spelling mistakes Phil (apart from no caps for names, no commas or full stops) - you're getting better. And wot - no 'tak car'?
There's no poster called The_Diabetic though, is there?:D
Oh, and Phil, Honey Boo Boo IS the new Emma Chawner.
If we manage to get this thread to part 11 (which is looking unlikely ) we should ask the mods to change the title to 'Honey Boo Boo-the New Emma Chawner?'
Doesn't he realise, if he doesn't update his Facebook page, this thread will drop off completely (or be renamed to Honey Boo with no mention of the Chawners) and his 15 minutes of fame will be well and truly over.
Back to benefits obscurity.... At least until the DWP catch up with them.
The man should be grateful for this thread as it's maintained their 'fame' alot longer than it should have realistically lasted! What an utter prat, talk about biting the hand that feeds you! :rolleyes::mad:
'Take car' Phil and co while you slide down the ladder to obscurity, back to being legends in your own neighbourhood who everyone talks about but no one wants to live next to. You've all been entertaining in your own unique way but the bubble has burst and your time is up now as quite frankly you've got nothing to offer nowadays and are quite boring. Happy fighting amongst yourselves. I wish Audrey could pluck up the courage to leave you and your 'girls' but it'll never happen, so for now - 'so long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye' ....
Its not even like poking a bear with a stick anymore, they're just SO boring.
Honey Boo Boo will probably be aired in the UK at some point as the ratings in the US are apparently good.. so when that time comes it will truly be hasta la vista Chawners.
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That's the most laughs I've had on this thread lately.
*waves to Phil* Tak Car
Not to mention how much weight they've lost on this amazing new diet they were telling us about in Closer magazine, didn't someone work out it was about 850 cals a day? Wow. They must have lost LOADS by now! Have they worked their way through all of the Weight Watchers range or have they stuck with the cottage pie?
:D:D 10/10
He is never going to post again though is he.
I'd bet money he won't.
The days are endless, the nights are long
Without you Philip life is a bore
The Chawner programme is no more.
Not even bulletins on the girls
Or charty walks or Audrey's pearls
Of wisdom do we Hear no more
There's no 'Tak Car' or'we want more'
No poorly overs, no fancy mould
Your fame at last has all gone cold.
Your NZ fans have left you too
Oh Philip, Philip, what will you do?
Japan is all that you have left
So go and leave us all bereft.
We'll wave you off and help you pack
And all we'll say is 'DON'T COME BACK!
Brilliant, GG!!:D
Trouble is he's not giving us any new stuff to go on.
But that was fab, greengran.
Nightmaresville!
Great song by the way GG!
:D:D
If that really was Phil I think the poor man's been panicking as he's seen this thread rapidly disappearing down the page every day as he's providing no new material to work with and we've talked the rest of what we've seen of them to death. Their 'star' is on the wane - and let's face it, it lasted far too long really, ably assisted by this thread Now there's a new contender being talked about on this thread - Honey Boo Boo and her family! Doesn't Phil like the competition? I bet he thought that if he appeared the thread would kick off again and stay at the top of the page. Fail. It's garnered a little bit of interest but nothing like he might have expected. So now who's the 'saddo' eh?
I love how he's so outraged And called himself 'saddos'
Someone else must have already used Notthesharpestknifeinthedrawer.
Oh, and Phil, Honey Boo Boo IS the new Emma Chawner.
Oh apart from Japan, of course, and the shiny new reality show that doesn't really exist.
Philth will be back - I hope so, because I want to hear his take on the Hot Tub Hard On.
I don't suppose it has dawned on him that probably 3 of his almost 5000 friends are actually sympathetic towards him and the family. The others......they're there for the giggles.
I really wish I hadn't read that so close to bedtime, I'll be having nightmares now. :eek: :eek:
Oh the irony:D:D:D
Only two spelling mistakes Phil (apart from no caps for names, no commas or full stops) - you're getting better. And wot - no 'tak car'?
what about the HAS(twice), someone and whatever? tsk tsk:p:p
Oops!
Still an improvement on his usual rubbish. What 'disgusting' thing about autographs is he on about?
If we manage to get this thread to part 11 (which is looking unlikely ) we should ask the mods to change the title to 'Honey Boo Boo-the New Emma Chawner?'
Back to benefits obscurity.... At least until the DWP catch up with them.
'Take car' Phil and co while you slide down the ladder to obscurity, back to being legends in your own neighbourhood who everyone talks about but no one wants to live next to. You've all been entertaining in your own unique way but the bubble has burst and your time is up now as quite frankly you've got nothing to offer nowadays and are quite boring. Happy fighting amongst yourselves. I wish Audrey could pluck up the courage to leave you and your 'girls' but it'll never happen, so for now - 'so long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye' ....
Honey Boo Boo will probably be aired in the UK at some point as the ratings in the US are apparently good.. so when that time comes it will truly be hasta la vista Chawners.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcAich0bAVI