Isnt this getting a bit boring now, every Saturday a new thread about Tess' dress which leads to a discussion of half of us (me included) hating her dress sense and the other half loving it. Hardly worthy of a new thread every single week just to say the same over and over again.
Not if you're Tess! Tess works on the principle of: take a decent dress, tighten it so it bunches up, stick a belt on it to make it more odd, slash something and get your front out and then, if possible add something else.
I thought she looked great last night and the dress really suited her shape - slim with long legs.
The split at the front was fine because she stands up all through the show. Plus from what I've seen on the red carpet recently, high splits are bang on trend.
I thought it made her look like she had weird lumos on her saddlebag area
It did, especially when she turned sideways, because it was too tight.
Her dresses are regularly ill-judged. The nicest one IMO is the one that had everyone going "ewwww" about the colour - the flowing olive-green one she wore last week was really flattering and I also liked the colour, more subtle and unusual than red :yawn: or black and quite flattering to her colouring.
She certainly was a lady in red
Not much to remove to be ready for bed
Splits high and low
Not much further she could go
Add earrings, shoes, belt and it's all been said
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*cough* mutton/lamb
Not if you're Tess! Tess works on the principle of: take a decent dress, tighten it so it bunches up, stick a belt on it to make it more odd, slash something and get your front out and then, if possible add something else.
Is that next week as in tonight which is really yesterday?;)
The split at the front was fine because she stands up all through the show. Plus from what I've seen on the red carpet recently, high splits are bang on trend.
But then you see what the fashion "experts" themselves wear and how terrible they look so tear up all their maxims.
Her dresses are regularly ill-judged. The nicest one IMO is the one that had everyone going "ewwww" about the colour - the flowing olive-green one she wore last week was really flattering and I also liked the colour, more subtle and unusual than red :yawn: or black and quite flattering to her colouring.
I found it hard to focus on Tess's left boob and left leg more than her right boob and right leg.
Equal opportunity, I said.
Love these comments!
Also - side splits are much better than centre splits.
PLUS the boobs (if dispayed) need to be well-supported. They looked a bit saggy.
er, yes it is. She has access to an enormous cache of outfits.
Well she doesnt just fish out "oh this old thing?" from her wardrobe, does she
Every week there seems to be an article covering which designer did her latest....a pretty broad range
and she doesnt get to keep them
and jaeger sp? jewellery
Now glitters more and wears less.
Beware Tess-Slit in Tess-Pit, Dani said,
Very draughty from toe to head.
Not much to remove to be ready for bed
Splits high and low
Not much further she could go
Add earrings, shoes, belt and it's all been said