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Omfg. Just placed a tesco online shop, do i pay them when the come?

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    burton07burton07 Posts: 10,874
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    killjoy wrote: »
    i'm following the "gettting married to someone in Pakastan thread":o

    What? The one with the 55 year old female student with diabetes and coaliac disease, who is possibly marrying her civil partner in Pakistan in an arranged marriage - if she can get there that is?
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    killjoykilljoy Posts: 7,925
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    lost in translation
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    stoatiestoatie Posts: 78,106
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    This might be the best thing to happen to the internet since mudkips.
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    QuiteInterestedQuiteInterested Posts: 1,120
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    stoatie wrote: »
    Technology is SUCH a boon, isn't it?

    Sorry for the delay in replying, was talking kettles. hahaha! I didn't realise that so many American's don't have electric kettles. Kinda flabbergasted, I cam't imagine life without an electric kettle!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 36,630
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    killjoy wrote: »
    i'm following the "gettting married to someone in Pakastan thread":o

    Have Tesco given her a delivery slot?
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    stoatiestoatie Posts: 78,106
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    Sorry for the delay in replying, was talking kettles. hahaha! I didn't realise that so many American's don't have electric kettles. Kinda flabbergasted, I cam't imagine life without an electric kettle!

    Wow, yeah, that's weird.

    Perhaps they could order one online?
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    stoatiestoatie Posts: 78,106
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    Have Tesco given her a delivery slot?

    Isn't that where babies come from?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 36,630
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    Sorry for the delay in replying, was talking kettles. hahaha! I didn't realise that so many American's don't have electric kettles. Kinda flabbergasted, I cam't imagine life without an electric kettle!

    Tesco sell them too.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,471
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    Yes, but they are our allies now, and at least they aren't invading Poland. :D

    This could go down in history as the Great Supermarket War of 2012.

    Invading poundland.

    It will end with us signing the treaty of stir fry. (yeah I know that was rubbish but you try coming up with something that sounds like Versailles)
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    QuiteInterestedQuiteInterested Posts: 1,120
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    stoatie wrote: »
    Wow, yeah, that's weird.

    Perhaps they could order one online?

    I'll send them the link to Tesco's Direct.
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    kyresakyresa Posts: 16,629
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    The OP has been offline now for an hour!! Do you think she's sat twitching the curtains?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 14,284
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    Sorry for the delay in replying, was talking kettles. hahaha! I didn't realise that so many American's don't have electric kettles. Kinda flabbergasted, I cam't imagine life without an electric kettle!

    I'm American and when I discovered electric kettles after I emigrated here... I felt the same way the first human must've felt when they discovered fire. Ten years later, I'm still amazed.
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    stoatiestoatie Posts: 78,106
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    Tesco? moar liek STRESSco, amirite?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 36,630
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    stoatie wrote: »
    Isn't that where babies come from?

    They might have a special offer on, buy one get two free.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,471
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    Sorry for the delay in replying, was talking kettles. hahaha! I didn't realise that so many American's don't have electric kettles. Kinda flabbergasted, I cam't imagine life without an electric kettle!

    :eek::eek::eek: What the hell!
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    stoatiestoatie Posts: 78,106
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    They might have a special offer on, buy one get two free.

    You'd have no trouble carrying them either, because as Annie Lennox has so tunefully informed us, "it's alright, babies come in bags".
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 14,284
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    Never Nude wrote: »
    Invading poundland.

    It will end with us signing the treaty of stir fry. (yeah I know that was rubbish but you try coming up with something that sounds like Versailles)

    Oh good Christ, I nearly let out a laugh-fart! I'm in an open plan office! Marry me now.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 526
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    Omfg. Just discovered this thread, where have I been?

    I'm seriously worried about the OP. She clearly has agoraphobia issues and I don't want her to drop dead in terror at the knock on the door. :(
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,471
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    They might have a special offer on, buy one get two free.

    And if not they will give you a drawer of kittens as a substitute.
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    UKMikeyUKMikey Posts: 28,728
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    Yes, but they are our allies now, and at least they aren't invading Poland. :D

    This could go down in history as the Great Supermarket War of 2012.
    Too late for that as they invaded Denmark earlier in the year.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PSyiRXIEyc

    Personally I bet those Tesco Delivery lorries are like child catcher vans inside. Watch out tracy!
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    QuiteInterestedQuiteInterested Posts: 1,120
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    I'm American and when I discovered electric kettles after I emigrated here... I felt the same way the first human must've felt when they discovered fire. Ten years later, I'm still amazed.

    They're simple, yet astounding.
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    MudboxMudbox Posts: 10,110
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    kyresa wrote: »
    The OP has been offline now for an hour!! Do you think she's sat twitching the curtains?

    if she ordered vodka, maybe she's halfway through the bottle by now, lying in the bath fully clothed recovering.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 36,630
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    I'm American and when I discovered electric kettles after I emigrated here... I felt the same way the first human must've felt when they discovered fire. Ten years later, I'm still amazed.

    Years ago I sent one to an American friend for Christmas, she already had a step down transformer she still uses with it.

    I even bought it from Tesco too (true story).
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    QuiteInterestedQuiteInterested Posts: 1,120
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    Still no word from OP? This is getting serious. Do we have a definitive time-slot?
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    John259John259 Posts: 28,589
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    Lidl is German, remember?! My god man!
    If it comes to fisticuffs, she'd be better off with a Sparring partner.

    Was it a clue when the Doctor yelled "Wait, Rose!" ?

    Let's hope the OP finds a safe_way out of this situation before we all have to start wearing handkerchiefs on our heads and dancing around with sticks. Morris on!
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