I sincerely apologise if anyone has mention this before (I can't visit this thread often enough to keep up with it as I have to spend most of my time looking after my elderly mother and am away from home) but in all Lizard's mentions of her being vegan does she ever reconcile her veganism with her various leather'exotic animal skins footwear and handbags?
I think she's "borderline" vegan. So when it suits her purposes she can insult dinner party hosts by spitting food across the table and then claim how unfair it all is that she has no friends.
A bit like her "borderline" anorexia; seems quite healthy for an eating disorder.
And her "low self-esteem" - naked photoshoot in the garden, anyone?
And her "profound deafness" - can't hear people bellowing at her in an airport but manages to carry on telephone calls from her imaginary boyfriend.
And then there's her poor poor mother. Who came to stay but selfishly left wheelchair tracks over Liz's wooden floor. And who "thankfully" has dementia so she can't tell anybody Liz's real age.
I think she's "borderline" vegan. So when it suits her purposes she can insult dinner party hosts by spitting food across the table and then claim how unfair it all is that she has no friends.
A bit like her "borderline" anorexia; seems quite healthy for an eating disorder.
And her "low self-esteem" - naked photoshoot in the garden, anyone?
And her "profound deafness" - can't hear people bellowing at her in an airport but manages to carry on telephone calls from her imaginary boyfriend.
And then there's her poor poor mother. Who came to stay but selfishly left wheelchair tracks over Liz's wooden floor. And who "thankfully" has dementia so she can't tell anybody Liz's real age.
I sincerely apologise if anyone has mention this before (I can't visit this thread often enough to keep up with it as I have to spend most of my time looking after my elderly mother and am away from home) but in all Lizard's mentions of her being vegan does she ever reconcile her veganism with her various leather'exotic animal skins footwear and handbags?
She also only ever has 'buttery soft' leather, so that's surely two vegan no-nos. For someone who to my knowledge is still a director of a company that pays cows a wage and a pension you would think she was completely oblivious to where leather comes from...
She also only ever has 'buttery soft' leather, so that's surely two vegan no-nos. For someone who to my knowledge is still a director of a company that pays cows a wage and a pension you would think she was completely oblivious to where leather comes from...
Just because I don't like her, I shall be pedantic and point out "butter soft" leather is an actual description of a specific grade of skin and not something you come across every day. It is most often used to describe lamb leather and that is super soft. I think she misuses the term as she does so many others eg etiolated, debtors instead of creditors, sapphic instead of sorority. Lizard, self proclaimed super bright and paid so much to be this crap.
Just because I don't like her, I shall be pedantic and point out "butter soft" leather is an actual description of a specific grade of skin and not something you come across every day. It is most often used to describe lamb leather and that is super soft. I think she misuses the term as she does so many others eg etiolated, debtors instead of creditors, sapphic instead of sorority. Lizard, self proclaimed super bright and paid so much to be this crap.
And to carry on being pedantic, why would RS already have logs in his car boot for Hogmany, to supposedly take to her new house, when he's never been there? How would he know if she's got an open fire, or log burner, when she might have a Valor radiant perched in the hearth? A fat lot of use logs would be then. The lying old trout.
..Yup, a Private Eye reader has suggested that the above artistic endeavour should appear in its latest Pseuds Corner column. All this week's contributors are male [+unknown], so LJ devotees can't blame anyone here.... However, imho, it is only right to extend honorary lifetime harpy membership to 'Mr X'
And to carry on being pedantic, why would RS already have logs in his car boot for Hogmany, to supposedly take to her new house, when he's never been there? How would he know if she's got an open fire, or log burner, when she might have a Valor radiant perched in the hearth? A fat lot of use logs would be then. The lying old trout.
Of course the RS would be carting logs around, its what people do at Christmas isn't it, isn't it? Pop your head out of the window now and you will see the street filled with cheeky urchins dragging a homemade sledge with logs on. No doubt a sack of chestnuts is also stored in the RS's car boot along with a fat white goose (which has signed a disclaimer that it actually wants to be eaten and absolves the 'vegan' Liz completely). Also a steaming plum pudding (wrapped in cloth and tied with a bow like they did in t'olden days), he will be wearing a red knitted jumper with a snowman on too and magically as he arrives at her new secret abode snow will fall prettily as he unloads a sack that is full with designer goodies for wor Liz who greets him with a glass of homemade mulled wine. Liz's idea of Christmas is based on Wamm's 'Last Christmas' video, except without all those other pesky attractive women trying to hog the log fire with her RS.
Of course the RS would be carting logs around, its what people do at Christmas isn't it, isn't it? Pop your head out of the window now and you will see the street filled with cheeky urchins dragging a homemade sledge with logs on.
Maybe she means 48 in dog years? She looks awful, being a BOBFOC is nothing to be proud of.
I've never heard of Kate Mulvey but she looks a right hound for 48, and what a turkey neck she's sporting to boot. Deffo from the same stable (pun intended) as the Lizard, what with all the whining and self-pity. Those shoes she's wearing must be the lowest pair of Louboutins I've ever seen; I reckon they're really from Windsor House (£9.99) and she's just scraped red nail varnish over the soles. If not, she's been totally ripped off 'cos they look crap. It appears any woman of a certain age, particularly if they're childless, bitter and think they're God's gift to the world, can get a column with The Mail, just as long as they're prepared to have their fizzogs splashed alongside their tripe. Well funny post Seabird BTW.
Of course the RS would be carting logs around, its what people do at Christmas isn't it, isn't it? Pop your head out of the window now and you will see the street filled with cheeky urchins dragging a homemade sledge with logs on. No doubt a sack of chestnuts is also stored in the RS's car boot along with a fat white goose (which has signed a disclaimer that it actually wants to be eaten and absolves the 'vegan' Liz completely). Also a steaming plum pudding (wrapped in cloth and tied with a bow like they did in t'olden days), he will be wearing a red knitted jumper with a snowman on too and magically as he arrives at her new secret abode snow will fall prettily as he unloads a sack that is full with designer goodies for wor Liz who greets him with a glass of homemade mulled wine. Liz's idea of Christmas is based on Wamm's 'Last Christmas' video, except without all those other pesky attractive women trying to hog the log fire with her RS.
It's a disgusting article. Worse even than the Joanna Yeates one. Is there no tragedy that she won't seize upon and turn into "Me me meeeee"? I'm fully expecting one on the tragic events in Connecticut next.
I didn't think she could get any worse after last week's diatribe on her sister and mother.:mad:
How bloody dare she .Oops forgot everything relates to effing Liz
That article is so full of untruths I am hopping mad.
The police DO NOT put people who have slashed their wrists in the bliddy cells, nor send them off with friends who can't care for them.They take them to AE to get checked.
Having been through renal failure and 2 months in a psychiatric unit after an episode of self poisoning,this is not a thing to use for self promotion.
I do agree that the DJ's should not be held responsible,but tales of LJ depressed at 5? She can go sh@@e.
Maybe I am wrong but I never believed the anorexia either,she looks sturdy enough on the youthful pictures she is always reprinting.:mad:
Now I have ranted,sorry all.I just wanted a vent;)
No comments have been printed yet. I imagine they are all being held for moderation and some of the more printable ones will be allowed through tomorrow.
Probably from the usual sycophants bleating 'Oooh, poor Liz. And she loves animals so much, too.'
It's a disgusting article. Worse even than the Joanna Yeates one. Is there no tragedy that she won't seize upon and turn into "Me me meeeee"? I'm fully expecting one on the tragic events in Connecticut next.
Possibly the reason for her depression at 5?
Some bugger burst into her Essex infant school so she could tie it into her dislike of men? Maybe the giant children got out quickly
and tiny LJ got left behind,and that is why she hates them now?
It's fun taking the pee with you lot over the vegan buttery soft leather and the obsessive cleanliness while dogs are weeing all over the house.
Lately she goes too far,
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I think she's "borderline" vegan. So when it suits her purposes she can insult dinner party hosts by spitting food across the table and then claim how unfair it all is that she has no friends.
A bit like her "borderline" anorexia; seems quite healthy for an eating disorder.
And her "low self-esteem" - naked photoshoot in the garden, anyone?
And her "profound deafness" - can't hear people bellowing at her in an airport but manages to carry on telephone calls from her imaginary boyfriend.
And then there's her poor poor mother. Who came to stay but selfishly left wheelchair tracks over Liz's wooden floor. And who "thankfully" has dementia so she can't tell anybody Liz's real age.
AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!
You forgot to mention her borderline poverty.
She also only ever has 'buttery soft' leather, so that's surely two vegan no-nos. For someone who to my knowledge is still a director of a company that pays cows a wage and a pension you would think she was completely oblivious to where leather comes from...
Just because I don't like her, I shall be pedantic and point out "butter soft" leather is an actual description of a specific grade of skin and not something you come across every day. It is most often used to describe lamb leather and that is super soft. I think she misuses the term as she does so many others eg etiolated, debtors instead of creditors, sapphic instead of sorority. Lizard, self proclaimed super bright and paid so much to be this crap.
And to carry on being pedantic, why would RS already have logs in his car boot for Hogmany, to supposedly take to her new house, when he's never been there? How would he know if she's got an open fire, or log burner, when she might have a Valor radiant perched in the hearth? A fat lot of use logs would be then. The lying old trout.
And her borderline humanity. I really detest her after reading that stuff about her mother. :mad:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar....html#comments
Another bizarre-o!
Your link doesn't work......
Of course the RS would be carting logs around, its what people do at Christmas isn't it, isn't it? Pop your head out of the window now and you will see the street filled with cheeky urchins dragging a homemade sledge with logs on. No doubt a sack of chestnuts is also stored in the RS's car boot along with a fat white goose (which has signed a disclaimer that it actually wants to be eaten and absolves the 'vegan' Liz completely). Also a steaming plum pudding (wrapped in cloth and tied with a bow like they did in t'olden days), he will be wearing a red knitted jumper with a snowman on too and magically as he arrives at her new secret abode snow will fall prettily as he unloads a sack that is full with designer goodies for wor Liz who greets him with a glass of homemade mulled wine. Liz's idea of Christmas is based on Wamm's 'Last Christmas' video, except without all those other pesky attractive women trying to hog the log fire with her RS.
Just read your thread - :p:p Good old Daily Mail. The writer's wearing an expression like the wrath of God in the accompanying photo... which could explain a few things..
I've never heard of Kate Mulvey but she looks a right hound for 48, and what a turkey neck she's sporting to boot. Deffo from the same stable (pun intended) as the Lizard, what with all the whining and self-pity. Those shoes she's wearing must be the lowest pair of Louboutins I've ever seen; I reckon they're really from Windsor House (£9.99) and she's just scraped red nail varnish over the soles. If not, she's been totally ripped off 'cos they look crap. It appears any woman of a certain age, particularly if they're childless, bitter and think they're God's gift to the world, can get a column with The Mail, just as long as they're prepared to have their fizzogs splashed alongside their tripe. Well funny post Seabird BTW.
Well done Seabird! This really made me laugh
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2247192/My-mortifying-moment-Christmas-party-hell-48-desperate.html
Huh. In the first sentence of that article she's declared herself as a borderline suicide now.
Why am I not surprised.
How bloody dare she .Oops forgot everything relates to effing Liz
That article is so full of untruths I am hopping mad.
The police DO NOT put people who have slashed their wrists in the bliddy cells, nor send them off with friends who can't care for them.They take them to AE to get checked.
Having been through renal failure and 2 months in a psychiatric unit after an episode of self poisoning,this is not a thing to use for self promotion.
I do agree that the DJ's should not be held responsible,but tales of LJ depressed at 5? She can go sh@@e.
Maybe I am wrong but I never believed the anorexia either,she looks sturdy enough on the youthful pictures she is always reprinting.:mad:
Now I have ranted,sorry all.I just wanted a vent;)
Saying her SiL was an alcoholic and died from drinking......just reprihensible. :mad:
Probably from the usual sycophants bleating 'Oooh, poor Liz. And she loves animals so much, too.'
Possibly the reason for her depression at 5?
Some bugger burst into her Essex infant school so she could tie it into her dislike of men? Maybe the giant children got out quickly
and tiny LJ got left behind,and that is why she hates them now?
She's mentioned her SIL's problems before,charming for her grieving brother and children:mad::mad:
Lately she goes too far,