The co-op self serve are the worst, they don't print receipts so you have to wait for some slow witted 97 year old co-op employee to stop gassing with Doris about the bingo and stroll over to give it to you. Seems pointless!
Off topic, this is things checkouts SAY not receipts and ageism.
Not what they say, but it drives me mad if you can't find the item you're buying on the screen. I had awful trouble finding a cucumber.
It wasn't under salad, so I thought well it's techincally a fruit so I'll try that, but no. Eventually I had to call the assistant over and it was classed under non-weighable items:rolleyes::mad:
or all checkout staff will soon be on the dole because the T1000 checkout is better lol
Let me put it this way, monkeydave68. The T1000 series is the most reliable self-serve check-out ever made. No T1000 check-out has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.
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I prefer Adrian Mole.
Off topic, this is things checkouts SAY not receipts and ageism.
Not so good when its bleeping out with 'Price check - Giant Pile Cream'
:eek:
Sorry should have opened with 'please see operator for your receipt'. That's what it says
Edit I'm pretty sure they don't read extracts from Adrian Mole either but I'm not the pedantic type
Approval needed
Please wait for assistance (usually checking item weight issue)
Insert cash or touch, pay with card
Insert cash or select payment type
Please fully insert your card in the reader, or swipe your card on the side of this monitor, if your card does not have a chip
Select cashback amount
Please remove your card from the reader
Please take your change, notes are dispensed below the scanner
Thank you for using the fast lane
That's the joke isn't it? They say sod all except the same few phrases.
And it's always the edge of your coat!
I never hear that. I guess our Tesco non-express don't want to mislead customers.
'Please scan your Clubcard'
'UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA' is the worst though argh!
I wish mine said that. As the coins and the notes are dispensed in separate areas, I once forgot to pick up the note. D'oh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-cV68JmpiI
Here is Alan Carr's take on the checkouts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CArdgLSboPc
Bill Bailley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-wbXeMVAjo
It wasn't under salad, so I thought well it's techincally a fruit so I'll try that, but no. Eventually I had to call the assistant over and it was classed under non-weighable items:rolleyes::mad:
*places item*
assistance required
Me to I ent paying for their bags If I can get em free:D
Yes, mother-in- law and daughter .
Next question please.
I'm half- expecting one to ask "are you John Connor?" one of these days.
Let me put it this way, monkeydave68. The T1000 series is the most reliable self-serve check-out ever made. No T1000 check-out has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.