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Most notable absentees from funerals...
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One thing that annoys me about the soaps is when characters who would realistically return for another characters funeral don't return and it's normally due to a lame excuse, or there's no explanation at all. Ones that spring to mind are...
Pat's funeral (Eastenders)
Natalie Evans and Peggy Mitchell.
Fair enough it would have been a bit soon to bring Peggy back after her big exit in 2010, but Natalie should have came back as her and Pat were pretty much family during the Evan's days.
Sophie and Mel Burton's funerals (Hollyoaks)
Liz Burton (their mother)
I can't remember if she was mentioned but I was very surprised she didn't come back for her daughters funerals.
Nana Moon's funeral (Eastenders)
Spencer Moon
This is probably the most unrealistic of the lot. Spencer was so close to Alfie and Nana, then he had a rushed exit and was never seen again. The only mention of him was a few days before the funeral and Alfie says he's having trouble getting in contact with him or something.
Rhys Ashworth's funeral (Hollyoaks)
Neville, Josh and Hannah Ashworth.
A bit silly that Suzanne came back but there was hardly a mention of the other family. I expected Josh to return as he'd made a brief return to Hollyoaks a few months before.
Arthur, Mark and Pauline Fowler's funerals (Eastenders)
Michelle Fowler.
I know the actress who played her didn't want to come back, but there is no way Michelle would have missed all three of their funerals, especially Paulines. There could have been ways around it (temporary recast, an off screen return ect.)
Are there any notable absentees you can think of from soap funerals? And what excuses have there been for characters not coming back?
Pat's funeral (Eastenders)
Natalie Evans and Peggy Mitchell.
Fair enough it would have been a bit soon to bring Peggy back after her big exit in 2010, but Natalie should have came back as her and Pat were pretty much family during the Evan's days.
Sophie and Mel Burton's funerals (Hollyoaks)
Liz Burton (their mother)
I can't remember if she was mentioned but I was very surprised she didn't come back for her daughters funerals.
Nana Moon's funeral (Eastenders)
Spencer Moon
This is probably the most unrealistic of the lot. Spencer was so close to Alfie and Nana, then he had a rushed exit and was never seen again. The only mention of him was a few days before the funeral and Alfie says he's having trouble getting in contact with him or something.
Rhys Ashworth's funeral (Hollyoaks)
Neville, Josh and Hannah Ashworth.
A bit silly that Suzanne came back but there was hardly a mention of the other family. I expected Josh to return as he'd made a brief return to Hollyoaks a few months before.
Arthur, Mark and Pauline Fowler's funerals (Eastenders)
Michelle Fowler.
I know the actress who played her didn't want to come back, but there is no way Michelle would have missed all three of their funerals, especially Paulines. There could have been ways around it (temporary recast, an off screen return ect.)
Are there any notable absentees you can think of from soap funerals? And what excuses have there been for characters not coming back?
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I forgot about that. Yes that was pretty ridiculous, considering they had both returned earlier in the year for Ricky and Bianca's Wedding.
Hire an extra of a similar height and build
Bonus points if they have the same hairstyle, if not, use a wig.
Show only a back view of them with head bowed, quietly sobbing and one of the main characters comforting them and saying "poor (insert name) isn't taking this well."
Problem solved.
Very true. I don't know why soaps never do that (although they did something similar in Coronation Street for Linda Baldwin's exit,..)
Now you mention it, yes that was a bit odd.
Am I right in thinking that's what they did with Pauline at Arthur's funeral as Wendy Richard was ill and couldn't make the filming...?
What did they do for it?
I can't find the link but it is on Youtube somewhere. The actress who played Linda had already left Coronation Street for some reason, and they filmed an episode a few weeks after where Mike confronted her at a hotel and forced her into a car. They used a different actress for the scene and didn't show her face and she kept her back to the camera. The whole thing looked a bit daft.
Edit: sorry. they're in Emmerdale!
Wendy was there:
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/S4xM3-fvvfE/0.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/entertainment/newsid_7913000/7913449.stm
Here it is at 00:11 secs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4xM3-fvvfE
no Charlene
no Henry
no Tom
no Max
no SHane
no Danny
no kids from the above like Gemma
All she got was Harold and two plebs that lived with her.
Den's funeral: Peggy
Derek's funeral: Kirsty
Pat's funeral: Derek
Trina's funeral: Stacey
Yeah, and her warning to Sharon after she'd just buried her mum was a "WTF" moment.
Peggy had no right, especially after Sharon had just buried her mum, Shazza should have slapped her!
And Peggy's warning- what exactly was she going to do. She's a tiny, old lady!
Shriek, shout and throw things around of course
I know, it was rather heartless of Peggy to do that, rather reminiscent of Derek's warning to David at Pat's funeral.
Wow, you've never met some of the people I know. The older ladies are the ones to watch out for, especially if they are like Peggy!
Sharon could have taken Peggy if she wanted
I don't know, Peggy is pretty damn fiesty. Sharon's never been much of a fighter in that sense. Unlike Janine, Stacey etc., she doesn't really like fighting (IMO), whereas those 3 will throw you to the ground!
I've never seen Sharon in a proper fight (Zoe, but I'm not counting that), but her fearless nature makes me think she can handle herself.
Peggy, IMO, is well past her prime, but I have no doubt that she was a great fighter once upon a time.
True, Sharon isn't really a fighter but I think if forced to, she would beat Peggy. She's younger and physically fitter.
Like here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iyg_UJfDJE
OWNED :D
Hmm I just watched the Zoe/Sharon fight and she was pretty hardcore.
I dunno, I just think Peggy really would fight to the death (for her family at least).