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Cockneys saying 'On Toast'

36_Chambers36_Chambers Posts: 944
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All day the other at my work we had a few cockneys working and all they kept saying was

Ohhh he had that guy on toast

Ohhh he ha that guy on hovis

And now ive just heard someone on the radio say it.

What the hell does it mean?
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    stud u likestud u like Posts: 42,100
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    It means they either had one over on him or they could do him over.
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    36_Chambers36_Chambers Posts: 944
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    It means they either had one over on him or they could do him over.

    Ok, but how do they get that from toast?
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    stud u likestud u like Posts: 42,100
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    Ok, but how do they get that from toast?

    Stuff on toast is usually splatted.
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    degsyhufcdegsyhufc Posts: 59,251
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    You can make up any words to mean something. It's the context and the manner in which you say it.

    e.g. I was totally gazeeboed last night - pissed (Michael McIntyre)
    e.g. wow, that film was well crisps - great (Jon Richardson)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,535
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    I don't know the origin of the expression but it was certainly in use in the 19th century. I'm wondering if it's exclusive to cockneys.
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    36_Chambers36_Chambers Posts: 944
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    Stuff on toast is usually splatted.

    So when they was talking about how Gareth Bale had there right back 'On Toast'

    They meant he was splatterd?

    madness
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    HazzaGrazzaHazzaGrazza Posts: 2,134
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    As long as I can remember I've heard people use the phrase "your toast" in other words "your dead / in trouble"

    Perhaps an adoption of this?
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    stud u likestud u like Posts: 42,100
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    Big Dipper wrote: »
    I don't know the origin of the expression but it was certainly in use in the 19th century. I'm wondering if it's exclusive to cockneys.

    We use it in Kent and that was before the Estuary invasion.
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    TakaeTakae Posts: 13,555
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    All day the other at my work we had a few cockneys working and all they kept saying was

    Ohhh he had that guy on toast

    Ohhh he ha that guy on hovis

    And now ive just heard someone on the radio say it.

    What the hell does it mean?

    Cockneys still exist? :confused::D I don't know the context of those uses, so:

    That guy on toast = he's broken, finished, done over, or on floor
    That guy on hovis = he's pinned on/to a post
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    TakaeTakae Posts: 13,555
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    So when they was talking about how Gareth Bale had there right back 'On Toast'

    They meant he was splatterd?

    madness

    Oh, now I get it. It may mean he got it spot on. He finished it on a perfect note. End of a story. No more to be said. Right on the nose.

    that guy on toast = he broke it (he did it), he floored it, etc.
    that guy on hovis = he pinned it to the post.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,391
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    Maybe they knew someone who was brown bread.
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    swingalegswingaleg Posts: 103,131
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    If gareth bale had the right back 'on toast' I'd assume it to mean that he easily got the better of him, he dribbled past him numerous times etc, he had an easy night on the wing

    And I always think it refers to having something on toast as being an easy meal..............can't be bothered cooking, just have something on toast................so to have something on toast is to have something that's easy
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    Grabid RanniesGrabid Rannies Posts: 4,588
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    People round this way occasionally say 'shit on toast', meaning something akin to 'damn' or as an intended discourteous reply to a query perceived as banal.
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    CroctacusCroctacus Posts: 18,299
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    never in my life heard anyone say it.
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    valkayvalkay Posts: 15,726
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    tothegrand wrote: »
    Maybe they knew someone who was brown bread.

    You beat me to it, Hovis= Brown Bread=Dead.
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    Rab64Rab64 Posts: 1,296
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    Cockney slang is outdated nonsense IMO
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,110
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    Rab64 wrote: »
    Cockney slang is outdated nonsense IMO

    aw c'mon now me ole china... ;)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 29,701
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    Not many people use rhyming slang anymore. I'm sure it hasn't disappearad altogether but it's getting rarer now.
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    Paulie WalnutsPaulie Walnuts Posts: 3,059
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    Are you sure they were cockneys OP?
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    36_Chambers36_Chambers Posts: 944
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    Are you sure they were cockneys OP?

    Yes 100%

    two of them was from camden and one from kentish town
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    Paulie WalnutsPaulie Walnuts Posts: 3,059
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    Yes 100%

    two of them was from camden and one from kentish town

    They weren't cockneys then.
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    SilvioDanteSilvioDante Posts: 2,561
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    They weren't cockneys then.

    Marone! Paulie, how you doing, see ya down the Bing, Kapiche
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    swingalegswingaleg Posts: 103,131
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    Your modern Cockney comes from anywhere between Reading and Southend
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    christina83christina83 Posts: 11,115
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    I love it when cockneys say they're going for a scooby-doo :D Lol.
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    36_Chambers36_Chambers Posts: 944
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    They weren't cockneys then.

    technically i fail :eek:
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