I just went on there and some brazillian tried to get me to download a file. He swears it's not a virus and that should open it because he can't open it.
Naturally I told him to f*ck off in my best internet.
I had a couple of really funny conversations on there a few years ago but bear in mind you have to wade through a lot of people who just want to have cyber sex first.
Can be a bit of a laugh when it's just text, but the vids are nothing but willy after willy which gets boring quickly. Sometimes my sister and I get drunk and go on it to pretend we're lesbians* if we get a vid of two or more guys, just to see how much we can make them do to each other for the promise of witnessing some girl-on-girl.
*we're not incestuous at all, just to clarify -- only make them think we'll touch/kiss.
I've used it a few times out of nothing more than keeping my eyes occupied late at night. It gets so utterly tedious 9 times out of 10 because the kids on there think that every single conversation starts with "asl ?".
Once or twice i've actually been paired with people who have turned out to be quite interesting to talk to so it's not been too bad - but those times are quite rare.
I went on there once when people were talking about these new sites (Chat Roulette and Omegle), I was there for about 5 minutes before deciding this really is a pile of extremely creepy bullshit.
I cycled through a lot of penis' and half naked fat blokes (mostly half naked guys and penis'), at least one porno video, a fat woman masturbating and a what I believe was a video of a teenage girl who was going to flash.
Creepy place. I guess its alright if your a woman or gay guy who wants to get their jolly's off and has a fetish for creepy fat blokes with warts.
@JasonWatkins
Kids on there?!?!? Thats ****ing scary.
ETA:
Oh and how could I forget... a teenage girl who had makeup on that made her look a bit like that character from Nightmare Before Christmas; white face, black around the eyes, black lipstick with a stitching effect as if they were sticthed on.
It was really well done actually.
I spoke to her for a couple of minutes out of morbid curiosity and as I expected she was very dark and rather scary. I think she was one of those emo's.
@JasonWatkins
Kids on there?!?!? Thats ****ing scary.
Indeed. Some of the ones I've spoken to on there have said they were anywhere between 12 and 16 so i've disconnected immediately. I notice now that they claim to be monitoring all of the video chats - but "helpfully" provide a link on the homepage to a porn cam site as well .. :rolleyes:
haven't touched omegle in years (when it was text only). I think they've made some changes since, but from memory, 80% of people disconnected as soon as they realised you weren't a female, Another 15% were trolling, and about 1% led to some pretty random, but interesting conversations.
ETA:
Oh and how could I forget... a teenage girl who had makeup on that made her look a bit like that character from Nightmare Before Christmas; white face, black around the eyes, black lipstick with a stitching effect as if they were sticthed on.
It was really well done actually.
I spoke to her for a couple of minutes out of morbid curiosity and as I expected she was very dark and rather scary. I think she was one of those emo's.
It wasn't this girl was it, minus the dildo of course?
It wasn't this girl was it, minus the dildo of course?
Edit, see there is a link now.
And no, it wasn't. Her makeup was actually really impressive. It was that kind of thing though. Just more Hollywood makeup artistry than girl playing with a makeup kit.
And if she had a dildo I would have been out of there like a flash, she wasn't really young but I don't think she was 18, about 16-18 I would guess.
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There's a lot of cawx but hey, it's the Internet! One must expect that.
Naturally I told him to f*ck off in my best internet.
lol thats fantastic.
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f37/Necrophega/222717eba63e55dd7bc402cd4251ed2c_zpsacc096e9.jpg?t=1362152469
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f37/Necrophega/3e4998186111c20ba6803b56b34c8348_zps50c1d932.jpg?t=1362152474
Omegle has cool people.
*we're not incestuous at all, just to clarify -- only make them think we'll touch/kiss.
Yes, we're lame.
Wow, you're a saint.
Once or twice i've actually been paired with people who have turned out to be quite interesting to talk to so it's not been too bad - but those times are quite rare.
I cycled through a lot of penis' and half naked fat blokes (mostly half naked guys and penis'), at least one porno video, a fat woman masturbating and a what I believe was a video of a teenage girl who was going to flash.
Creepy place. I guess its alright if your a woman or gay guy who wants to get their jolly's off and has a fetish for creepy fat blokes with warts.
@JasonWatkins
Kids on there?!?!? Thats ****ing scary.
ETA:
Oh and how could I forget... a teenage girl who had makeup on that made her look a bit like that character from Nightmare Before Christmas; white face, black around the eyes, black lipstick with a stitching effect as if they were sticthed on.
It was really well done actually.
I spoke to her for a couple of minutes out of morbid curiosity and as I expected she was very dark and rather scary. I think she was one of those emo's.
Indeed. Some of the ones I've spoken to on there have said they were anywhere between 12 and 16 so i've disconnected immediately. I notice now that they claim to be monitoring all of the video chats - but "helpfully" provide a link on the homepage to a porn cam site as well .. :rolleyes:
It wasn't this girl was it, minus the dildo of course?
http://i.imgur.com/NMozMDE.gif
I got the distinct impression that the site was for cyber sex because that's mostly what I saw (nude people).
Edit, see there is a link now.
And no, it wasn't. Her makeup was actually really impressive. It was that kind of thing though. Just more Hollywood makeup artistry than girl playing with a makeup kit.
And if she had a dildo I would have been out of there like a flash, she wasn't really young but I don't think she was 18, about 16-18 I would guess.