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What's the silliest thing you have ever said out loud?
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I asked once what the score was to a particular football game.
The answer came 1 - all (1-1)
To which I replied "who to?"
DOH
I am neither blonde or senior!!!
But clearly a bit of a 'DIV' at times!
The answer came 1 - all (1-1)
To which I replied "who to?"
DOH
I am neither blonde or senior!!!
But clearly a bit of a 'DIV' at times!
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I'd lost quite a bit of weight and had several items of clothing that were too large for me. My partner's brother and his girlfriend stopped by, and I thought she might like the clothes. Without thinking, I told her, "Oh I have these tops and jeans for you to try! They're much too baggy for me now, but I'm sure they will fit you, as you're bigger than me."
Nice and tactful... and I didn't mean it like that at all. I've had weight issues most of my life and been insecure about it. As it slipped out of my mouth I cringed, but the damage was done, of course.
She wasn't pregnant!!! Opps:o
Into an airvent in a packed lift.
Me too.
I think I was two years old at the time.
I shouted out 'shove it up your ass mofo!'.The entire office just stared at me.Toadies!.
'Is this your oldest lad?'
the person in question replied
'No - I'm his wife,
Did the Toadies sack you?
Shut me right up... and i can happily say i have now grown up.
He did get his own back on me though, by nicknaming me wetspot for 2 years after i stupidly told him about a nightclub incident that happened over that weekend.
Nah.It was just an Orangeman security guard who decided to pledge his allegiance to the Royals with an unauthorised broadcast.So i got away with it.
Ouchh
The person wasn't a man.
Welcome to my world of 'DIV!'
I rang it, she picked it up, and I said "have you found it?", to which she replied "no, I'm still looking". As if me not realizing at that point wasn't bad enough, I added "Okay, do you want me to call it again?"
I was obviously not at my best, that day.
"I've had my arse kicked by bigger and badder people than you you know"
It sounded good in my head but sounded stupid when I said it it was supposed to mean that even if he did hit me I had gotten up and been ok from worse beatings so it didn't really matter
Off topic.Do you ever get pissed off with customers who don't say please and thank you?.Hear that in my local chippy all the time and it annoys me how people can be so rude.
To which my colleague wordlessly presses Ctrl & F on my keyboard.
Soo funny!!!
Did you ever try the talcum theory?