Angels. As the first and by far the biggest of RW's biggest 'let's think up random fulsome, simplistic rhyming crap' lyrical efforts, it's the most dire and sophomoric, and so damned imprinted everlasting as it is upon the consciousness of the dim-witted karaoke hordes, who are only interested in the 'and through it aaaaaaaaalllllllllllllll' bit anyway.
Swagger Jagger - Cher Lloyd
Friday - Rebecca Black
Promise This - Cheryl Cole
Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
No Way No Way - Vanilla
I Gotta Feeling - Black Eyed Peas
Belfast Child by Simple Minds must be one of the worst (best?) examples of pop going woefully misguided. Tedious hours of musically soporific 'worthiness', that fortunately never gets resurrected for public exposure these days.
I would say Come on Eileen but that song just gives me a migraine.
Possibly Jeremih - Birthday Sex. I just want to poke his eyes out for the sentiment and the spelling of his name.
I would say Come on Eileen but that song just gives me a migraine.
No, please say Come On Eileen, it is truly utter shit. Turaluraluralurayaaay? Oh, kneesaapmavvabraaahn man, FFS :mad:
Relax is also up there with my 'must turn off/skips', which is especially annoying when it seems to be included mandatorily on any and every 80s/electro album going. 'Ooh listen to us, we're saying 'come' :rolleyes:
"I told her you are the love of my life and
One day you gonna be my wife and
We are gonna have some babies together"
AND
"I said, i - l - o - v - e - y - o - u
I'm so into you girl
She said m - e - t - o - o
It's obvious I'm so into you boy"
That's definitely up there. I'd love to say Angels by Robbie too but while my hate for that song is everlasting I don't think its quite as bad as the above. Or Swagger Jagger - who knew you could make such an annoying song out of Oh My Darling Clementine.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XMy9WeI_fw
But I'm assuming she had nothing to do with the writing but it's so bad it's funny which makes me like it :rolleyes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uIveUw5BzA
Promise This - Cheryl Tweedy
That doesn't even make any sense.
Friday - Rebecca Black
Promise This - Cheryl Cole
Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
No Way No Way - Vanilla
I Gotta Feeling - Black Eyed Peas
Especially Will.i.am's bit where he goes:
"I told her you are the love of my life and
One day you gonna be my wife and
We are gonna have some babies together"
AND
"I said, i - l - o - v - e - y - o - u
I'm so into you girl
She said m - e - t - o - o
It's obvious I'm so into you boy"
Possibly Jeremih - Birthday Sex. I just want to poke his eyes out for the sentiment and the spelling of his name.
No, please say Come On Eileen, it is truly utter shit. Turaluraluralurayaaay? Oh, kneesaapmavvabraaahn man, FFS :mad:
Relax is also up there with my 'must turn off/skips', which is especially annoying when it seems to be included mandatorily on any and every 80s/electro album going. 'Ooh listen to us, we're saying 'come' :rolleyes:
:o:o:oone of my faveourite songs
I still have an original copy of the CD.
Ah, 90s pop...truly shit.
I like that song A cheery song but quite thoughtful and profound imo at the same time.
I hate that song more than any other song ever released.
come on, My Humps, terrible song..
That's definitely up there. I'd love to say Angels by Robbie too but while my hate for that song is everlasting I don't think its quite as bad as the above. Or Swagger Jagger - who knew you could make such an annoying song out of Oh My Darling Clementine.
I can't stand that song. The annoying part of it is that it's a staple at parties and you can't escape it :mad: