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What dodgy stuff goes on in your workplace?
Martin Blank
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Perhaps you knowingly doctor measurment reports for parts you supply to customers. Maybe you chuck a bit of horse meat in with the beef products. Could it be you've put the wrong body in a coffin and watched a burial knowing that it's not the right person? Maybe you just have a complete disregard for health and safety.
It stemmed from a discussion I was having with a work colleague about stuff that probably goes on in 'reputable' businesses around the country that people just don't realise happens. Like the 'lips tips and hooves' that go into all the reformed meat / kebabs - could some underworld gangsters be slipping in a finger or 2? Who's to know?
Think of this thread as an amnesty / venting excercise for those that either knowingly...or against their better judgement...get up to some unscrupulous acts in their 9 to 5.
It stemmed from a discussion I was having with a work colleague about stuff that probably goes on in 'reputable' businesses around the country that people just don't realise happens. Like the 'lips tips and hooves' that go into all the reformed meat / kebabs - could some underworld gangsters be slipping in a finger or 2? Who's to know?
Think of this thread as an amnesty / venting excercise for those that either knowingly...or against their better judgement...get up to some unscrupulous acts in their 9 to 5.
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Nothing exciting... I saw someone steal a pen.
In fact I would not be exaggerating to say it would make the front page of the papers of half the stuff was told.
True story.
I am taking a career break but my colleagues tell me she is still at it :eek:
edit: and rob money and drink.
in my defence i was very high.
That's hilarious.:D
Really disturbing thing was, these pictures were taken whilst I was away working with him. He had been snapping himself in different positions in his hotel room:D
That would freak me out!!! :eek:
I have a friend who used to work for a Funeral Director, and he tells me the wrong body in a coffin does happen, from time to time.
Indeed, one of his colleagues lost his job, over just such an incident.
I have also been known to forge one of my bosses signatures. I have signed for all sorts of things, including winding down an old company.
Did he used to climb into the coffins and burst out of them dressed as a corpse shouting BOO!
I was thinking more sexual type of things!
Nope. I keep telling my bosses that if I end up doing 5-10 in the pen ... they had better visit me.
Can anyone tell me how 4 blokes and 1 girl can use 5 toilet rolls overnight? :eek:
I wouldn't put that past my Dad for a minute!
God no. My old man was very straightforward regarding that kind of thing.
They're taking them home.