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Should All Domestic Chavs In The U.K Be Trained And Kept Indoors
mackara
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The control of chavs has ran unchecked for a decade, should they be trained to prevent inbreeding, fouling of other peoples property, nuisance mating calls and general anti-social behaviour? Perhaps a micro chipping and neutering scheme would help along with the compulsory use of a lead and muzzle when taken into a public place.
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And a sound limiter fitted which cuts off the power to all their music players when they get too loud and annoying for their neighbours?
It's more humane than hunting them with dogs, I suppose.
But nowhere near as fun!
I used to love going out on a sunday afternoon with my belgian shepherd, hunting chavs as they emerge from there houses after their 2pm breakfast!
I'm still waiting to get the holy grail of chavs, Kerry Katona!
Just in case anyone takes any of the above seriously, I'm only joking and am not really stating that Ms Katona is a chav nor am I hunting her with dogs!
My cat made me do it
Pedigree chavs?
Why can't they be marked with a symbol that's painted onto them so everybody can point at them and identify them.
Would one of those clown necklaces do?
They usually have the word 'Adidas' helpfully printed on them somewhere.
Whenever I see one now, it gets a stone or two thrown at it, to get the little bugger out of my garden.
If they were taught to do their shits in their owners gardens, I wouldnt mind, but I am sick to death of having to check my lawn for crap before I mow the lawn or let my son play on it.
If I had a chav myself I wouldn't mind, but they are other peoples chavs shitting in my garden!
True, but you are the only one being serious in this thread;)
Most of them are, they're called tattoos.
It would be cruel to hunt them with dogs,
if a dog bit a chav, the dog could possibly
contract rabies.
Try repeating that to a chav, methinks you will get get a very blank expression on their gobs. Here is the translation....
cos wes bled innit, dat dem ppl own teh coop gives us bled wit stuff den wes gets sme white litning innit.
They do a pretty good job of marking themselves out and the males spray on walls to mark their territory.