Ok, on holiday and subject to daytime (insult my intelligence) tv, know I should go abroad or ANYWHERE away from this crap. Whilst trying to avoid Jeremy Kyle shows stumbled upon a foxy bingo thing (everybody playing sodding bingo thru the day ?!) and some people on a bus. Now, to me, they look like rejects from Billy Smarts Circus, what's the bus thing about ? Are they representative of daytime bingo players in the uk ?
10. Diet Coke - Similar to the Bertolli ad, women ogling men. I hate this one more though, again, other way round, would be outrage, but I hate the way they roll the can at the muscly **** and he's happy to take his top off for the idiot women in the ad and the one stupid woman's face loses all expression, and I just HATE everything about this ad in general! :mad:
9. Sexual Health Scotland - This is just a beyond stupid advert, with the men and women too afraid to discuss sex and the men walking like fecking rubber dolls around the bubbles, and to top it all off, that depressed sounding voiceover woman would make you want to slit your wrists. :mad:
8. Santander - This would have been higher up my list, but has been around for a couple of weeks with the sports stars acting like lobotomised robots to promote this terrible bank. It just feels so smug, and Rory Macilroy looks incredibly creepy in each ad. Nowhere near the stupid red blocks or "You save" adverts, but getting there. And as if when someone is lurking around your house telling you about a bank you're just going to ignore them and go to bed! :mad:
7. HSBC - One of my most hated from this year, the creepy little smug-arsed lemonade girl is back with an Indian girl now and a French distributer. The way she says "It's perfect, I'm gonna need aloooooooooooot!" gets on my bloody nerves :mad: complete with the paedophilic "Thank Heaven For Little Girls" song that I hate from the last ad.
6. Sanex - I see one of the most horrible adverts from the past couple of years with all the bodies against each other making waves is back on the screens again, is it meant to signify that our bodies are all made up of tiny little people? Makes my skin crawl.
5. Doritos - God this advert is infuriating, with the pain in the arse tuneless Mexican band covering East 17's "Stay Another Day" with horrific results. That fat one that eats the giant crisp is extremely freaky. If they show up at my house I can guarantee they'll be late for their next recording session.
4. Tony Macaroni - This is a radio ad, which still counts as it really does my head in, with some stupid irritatingly voiced woman singing "Tony Macaroni, Tony Mac" over and over again with annoying passion while some stupid git shouts "Asigenie" or something all the way through her horrific singing. :mad:
3. Secret Escapes - Oh God no, the schizophrenic whispering woman is back, this time making daft excuses for her information while on holiday, and there's MORE BLOODY WHISPERING THAN BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:
2. Ladbrokes - Oh for the love of Christ how I hate this loud old git with both his old train station and football pitch ads making a comeback. I would've shoved him in front of that bloody train if he'd have shouted "I feckin' win!" in my bloody ear! :mad:
1. Cuprinol - Ok, this, THIS, THING, was the obvious choice as my most hated advert, definitely the worst I've seen this year, with the now-infamous crying shed that I would have set on fire never mind feckin' painted :mad: incredibly stupid, annoying and offensively bad advert that makes you wonder how the hell someone in the ads boardroom for Cuprinol ever thought this monstrosity up and had it green lit and be shown on television. Then again, this comes from the makers of "The Wood Preservation society" :mad:, who were mysteriously locked in that shed they always emerged from which was then set alight, so it's no surprise to be honest.
5. Doritos - God this advert is infuriating, with the pain in the arse tuneless Mexican band covering East 17's "Stay Another Day" with horrific results. That fat one that eats the giant crisp is extremely freaky. If they show up at my house I can guarantee they'll be late for their next recording session.
I fear that this advert is slowly becoming the new Halifax. They've now covered two songs.:o:mad:
Hate that Magnum ad where that wretched woman crunches into it :mad: wish her teeth would splinter & come flying out
and another crunching one Pringles :mad:
Its such bad manners imagine a room full of people all crunching at once :eek: doesn;t bear thinking about
I know it's an advert regarding abuse, but that advert with the annoying Northern girl "WHUT YOU DOING?" They need to change it. They've overplayed it.
And the Trivago advert...I think I've mentioned this far too many times. It's on every channel all day. It's beyond ridiculous now. That stupid song.
That new FIAT advert with the screeching kids or whatever singing in it is tantamount to geting a 20 bladed titanium razor and gnawing away at your ear drums with it until you're left with blood and organs.
Is it just me or does anyone else think that the 'singing' ( if you can call it that) in this current advert sound like the umpa loompas?? the concept of the advert is quite clever its just the song in it that does my head in.
These adverts are enough to make you want to scream but the worst one is the one where that dumb woman can't use the chopsticks so she just stabs the sushi with it, ooh that irritates the heck out of me, just want to shove the chopsticks up her flipping nose.
I know it's an advert regarding abuse, but that advert with the annoying Northern girl "WHUT YOU DOING?" They need to change it. They've overplayed it.
And the Trivago advert...I think I've mentioned this far too many times. It's on every channel all day. It's beyond ridiculous now. That stupid song.
Oh, and "I just wanna be ok. Be ok. Be ok."
And I hate how the lad says "You see what you're making me do?" SHE made him do that? :eek:
These adverts are enough to make you want to scream but the worst one is the one where that dumb woman can't use the chopsticks so she just stabs the sushi with it, ooh that irritates the heck out of me, just want to shove the chopsticks up her flipping nose.
Mmmm are the 'wowchers' a newer version of chavs?
I just want to tell her to behave or leave the table :rolleyes:
That Marvin advert. Its the one with the chicken nugget god knows what it is. You got the voiceover going think like marvin be like Marvin. I dont even know who fricken Marvin is.
That Marvin advert. Its the one with the chicken nugget god knows what it is. You got the voiceover going think like marvin be like Marvin. I dont even know who fricken Marvin is.
S'posed to be Hank Marvin, the shadows guitar player, and apparently according to this advert we all use his name as rhyming slang for "starving".
People always have odd ways of eating in adverts. The way Lineker puts the crisps into his mouth. The way people eat yoghurts, or hold burgers etc.
Obviously they want the best show of the product without anything getting in the way but it's just not natural looking at all.
Agreed, whenever anyone is eating a sandwich or burger, why do they need two hands to hold it and then open their mouths wide enough to force the whole thing in in one go.?:mad:
First Choice - I see one of the most infuriating adverts of this year is coming back after annoying me for about 2 straight weeks earlier this year, with that speccy arse and his family getting celebrity recognition while coming off a flight while "good feeling" is playing. I HATE this advert with a passion, especially that freak of a woman that is waving her head off in the crowd :mad:
Dulux - the one with the green room and the annoying screaming kids :mad: the shaggy dog is cute, but the kids aren't, and they just seem to go on and on
Yorkshire tea - all that big stupid parade shite for a cup of tea?
Alpen - the one with the annoying git that can't seem to make any other form of communication aside from grunting and moaning like a 3 year old, the short advert from last year with him sulking in his bedroom was enough to irritate me last year, and now he's back for a bloody longer version. Cheers for that, Alpen! :mad:
Irn Bru - the one new Irn Bru advert where the dad keeps drinking Irn Bru in order to tolerate the fact that her boyfriend is English. This advert doesn't really need a review, because, to be brutally honest, it's just shite.
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I keep hoping her teeth will fly out when she blows out the candles
Charity ads are so depressing and spooky
I actually like the Highland Spring ad but haven't seen it in ages
10. Diet Coke - Similar to the Bertolli ad, women ogling men. I hate this one more though, again, other way round, would be outrage, but I hate the way they roll the can at the muscly **** and he's happy to take his top off for the idiot women in the ad and the one stupid woman's face loses all expression, and I just HATE everything about this ad in general! :mad:
9. Sexual Health Scotland - This is just a beyond stupid advert, with the men and women too afraid to discuss sex and the men walking like fecking rubber dolls around the bubbles, and to top it all off, that depressed sounding voiceover woman would make you want to slit your wrists. :mad:
8. Santander - This would have been higher up my list, but has been around for a couple of weeks with the sports stars acting like lobotomised robots to promote this terrible bank. It just feels so smug, and Rory Macilroy looks incredibly creepy in each ad. Nowhere near the stupid red blocks or "You save" adverts, but getting there. And as if when someone is lurking around your house telling you about a bank you're just going to ignore them and go to bed! :mad:
7. HSBC - One of my most hated from this year, the creepy little smug-arsed lemonade girl is back with an Indian girl now and a French distributer. The way she says "It's perfect, I'm gonna need aloooooooooooot!" gets on my bloody nerves :mad: complete with the paedophilic "Thank Heaven For Little Girls" song that I hate from the last ad.
6. Sanex - I see one of the most horrible adverts from the past couple of years with all the bodies against each other making waves is back on the screens again, is it meant to signify that our bodies are all made up of tiny little people? Makes my skin crawl.
5. Doritos - God this advert is infuriating, with the pain in the arse tuneless Mexican band covering East 17's "Stay Another Day" with horrific results. That fat one that eats the giant crisp is extremely freaky. If they show up at my house I can guarantee they'll be late for their next recording session.
4. Tony Macaroni - This is a radio ad, which still counts as it really does my head in, with some stupid irritatingly voiced woman singing "Tony Macaroni, Tony Mac" over and over again with annoying passion while some stupid git shouts "Asigenie" or something all the way through her horrific singing. :mad:
2. Ladbrokes - Oh for the love of Christ how I hate this loud old git with both his old train station and football pitch ads making a comeback. I would've shoved him in front of that bloody train if he'd have shouted "I feckin' win!" in my bloody ear! :mad:
1. Cuprinol - Ok, this, THIS, THING, was the obvious choice as my most hated advert, definitely the worst I've seen this year, with the now-infamous crying shed that I would have set on fire never mind feckin' painted :mad: incredibly stupid, annoying and offensively bad advert that makes you wonder how the hell someone in the ads boardroom for Cuprinol ever thought this monstrosity up and had it green lit and be shown on television. Then again, this comes from the makers of "The Wood Preservation society" :mad:, who were mysteriously locked in that shed they always emerged from which was then set alight, so it's no surprise to be honest.
I fear that this advert is slowly becoming the new Halifax. They've now covered two songs.:o:mad:
and another crunching one Pringles :mad:
Its such bad manners imagine a room full of people all crunching at once :eek: doesn;t bear thinking about
Obviously they want the best show of the product without anything getting in the way but it's just not natural looking at all.
And the Trivago advert...I think I've mentioned this far too many times. It's on every channel all day. It's beyond ridiculous now. That stupid song.
Oh, and "I just wanna be ok. Be ok. Be ok."
And I hate how the lad says "You see what you're making me do?" SHE made him do that? :eek:
The old guy 'Victor' looks like he'd send the boys round if you owed him.......
Mmmm are the 'wowchers' a newer version of chavs?
I just want to tell her to behave or leave the table :rolleyes:
Look up the word "smug" in the dictionary and there is a picture of "sushi girl".:mad:
S'posed to be Hank Marvin, the shadows guitar player, and apparently according to this advert we all use his name as rhyming slang for "starving".
Hilarious! - not.:o
Agreed, whenever anyone is eating a sandwich or burger, why do they need two hands to hold it and then open their mouths wide enough to force the whole thing in in one go.?:mad:
Dulux - the one with the green room and the annoying screaming kids :mad: the shaggy dog is cute, but the kids aren't, and they just seem to go on and on
Yorkshire tea - all that big stupid parade shite for a cup of tea?
Alpen - the one with the annoying git that can't seem to make any other form of communication aside from grunting and moaning like a 3 year old, the short advert from last year with him sulking in his bedroom was enough to irritate me last year, and now he's back for a bloody longer version. Cheers for that, Alpen! :mad:
Irn Bru - the one new Irn Bru advert where the dad keeps drinking Irn Bru in order to tolerate the fact that her boyfriend is English. This advert doesn't really need a review, because, to be brutally honest, it's just shite.