Yes Betty. that was the exact wording I told you to post about me in the last threatening PM I sent you.
Keep following my instructions or I'll set the bullying clique on you ;);)
Nice one Blondie - we've got her exactly where we want her.;)
If she behaves herself we may not have to resort to attaching electrodes to her,whilst assaulting her ears with PA's entire back catalogue of "hits".
Nice one Blondie - we've got her exactly where we want her.;)
If she behaves herself we may not have to resort to attaching electrodes to her,whilst assaulting her ears with PA's entire back catalogue of "hits".
so 2 songs on a loop:D;)....and I thought waterboarding was bad, this would make anyone surrender
PA has finally admitted that he has been living a lie.
He is actually a middle-aged woman called Mavis who absolutely hates coffee, and he is leaving showbusiness to open a tea shop in Kidderminster with Roxanne Reid.
and then he'll write a song with the lyrics:
Take a look around
Is that the lemon sponge you've found
Is it what you need?
or do you fancy the poppy seed?
Dictated by the cream
is it scones that fill your dreams
A cake shop has become a difficult place to be (in)
CHORUS
Do do do do do
Do do do do do
Do do do do do
This Is Insania cakeshop.
"SING WITH ME!!!!" *chases everyone around the cakeshop* Taste my macaroons with mysterious gel filling!!"
Take a look around
Is that the lemon sponge you've found
Is it what you need?
or do you fancy the poppy seed?
Dictated by the cream
is it scones that fill your dreams
A cake shop has become a difficult place to be (in)
CHORUS
Do do do do do
Do do do do do
Do do do do do
This Is Insania cakeshop.
"SING WITH ME!!!!" *chases everyone around the cakeshop* Taste my macaroons with mysterious gel filling!!"
Now you're just being silly;)
Peter "Mavis" Andre could never write such expressive, emotionally-charged, sensitive lyrics as those.
Take a look around
Is that the lemon sponge you've found
Is it what you need?
or do you fancy the poppy seed?
Dictated by the cream
is it scones that fill your dreams
A cake shop has become a difficult place to be (in)
CHORUS
Do do do do do
Do do do do do
Do do do do do
This Is Insania cakeshop.
"SING WITH ME!!!!" *chases everyone around the cakeshop* Taste my macaroons with mysterious gel filling!!"
Now you're just being silly;)
Peter "Mavis" Andre could never write such expressive, emotionally-charged, sensitive lyrics as those.
Yeah. Don't you know Insania is really an expressive and melancholic mediation on the fragility of the human condition. It is holding up a mirror to the bluster and insanity of modern times, do do do do do is really a chorus for the depraved masses, like a modern day Blake he is yearning for simpler times. Its pure poetry, don't you know that??? DON'T YOU!!!
Goaty... if I stand too close to you it will set mine off so the weird high pitched whining should counteract the music and turn it all into soothing white noise
Sorry as hearing aids now digital, no more high pitched whining
Nice one Blondie - we've got her exactly where we want her.;)
If she behaves herself we may not have to resort to attaching electrodes to her,whilst assaulting her ears with PA's entire back catalogue of "hits".
I quite like the electrodes ... But please NOT THE TWONKS BACK CATALOGUE OF HITS ... Even if it is only one song .. I can hear it now "ooooooh mysterious girl ......" aaaaaaahhhhh help Im going gaga
Yeah. Don't you know Insania is really an expressive and melancholic mediation on the fragility of the human condition. It is holding up a mirror to the bluster and insanity of modern times, do do do do do is really a chorus for the depraved masses, like a modern day Blake he is yearning for simpler times. Its pure poetry, don't you know that??? DON'T YOU!!!
How he lost out to We Are The Cheeky Girls for the Ivor Novello that year, I'll never know
12,500 seats at Wembley, so Pete could book the arena and promote himself. Could he fill it?
Make sure the air con is turned up to max as there will be plenty of hot flushes having that many menopausal women in the same place at the same time :eek:
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Nice one Blondie - we've got her exactly where we want her.;)
If she behaves herself we may not have to resort to attaching electrodes to her,whilst assaulting her ears with PA's entire back catalogue of "hits".
so 2 songs on a loop:D;)....and I thought waterboarding was bad, this would make anyone surrender
:eek::eek::eek::eek: I wouldn't make it past a few seconds.
O fabulous one.
and then he'll write a song with the lyrics:
Take a look around
Is that the lemon sponge you've found
Is it what you need?
or do you fancy the poppy seed?
Dictated by the cream
is it scones that fill your dreams
A cake shop has become a difficult place to be (in)
CHORUS
Do do do do do
Do do do do do
Do do do do do
This Is Insania cakeshop.
"SING WITH ME!!!!" *chases everyone around the cakeshop* Taste my macaroons with mysterious gel filling!!"
Now you're just being silly;)
Peter "Mavis" Andre could never write such expressive, emotionally-charged, sensitive lyrics as those.
Shhhh Blondie, the first rule of the bullying clique is that you do not talk about the bullying clique
Blondie!!
We have a talker in the ranks.
DESTROY HER.
Cant. Stop. Laughing :D:D
Yeah. Don't you know Insania is really an expressive and melancholic mediation on the fragility of the human condition. It is holding up a mirror to the bluster and insanity of modern times, do do do do do is really a chorus for the depraved masses, like a modern day Blake he is yearning for simpler times. Its pure poetry, don't you know that??? DON'T YOU!!!
Please don't do that Blondie ..I promise to be good
Sorry as hearing aids now digital, no more high pitched whining
But enough about Petes singing, what about the hearing aid?
I quite like the electrodes ... But please NOT THE TWONKS BACK CATALOGUE OF HITS ... Even if it is only one song .. I can hear it now "ooooooh mysterious girl ......" aaaaaaahhhhh help Im going gaga
..We'll leave that to PA.
(Sorry, couldn't help myself - had to be done:o)
How he lost out to We Are The Cheeky Girls for the Ivor Novello that year, I'll never know
Yep
You can't destroy me, I am batman, you can't destroy a symbol!!!!
Me neither, it would have looked good against his Nobel peace prize
hidden subliminal messages in the cheeky's song i fear ... play it backwards
Says the judges can touch their bums
:eek:
Can I hide behind you
Is that all... He could fill it 5/6 times over ....
Only with hot air and his over-inflated sense of importance.
Would that count?
Make sure the air con is turned up to max as there will be plenty of hot flushes having that many menopausal women in the same place at the same time :eek:
Now where is Momma?