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Do women have magical powers?
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This is probably more inclined to the men on the forum.
I have just spent the good part of 15 minutes trying to put new bedding onto my sheets, as well as four pillows that I have on my bed. Would that have been my mother, or even my grandmother, it would have been done in 3 minutes flat. I use the ghost method. I turn my quilt inside out, put my arms into the corners of the sheet, grab the corners of the quilt, and pull it through. I've just spent 10 minutes stood like a ghost in my own bedroom trying to do this.
Furthermore, I'd like to question a woman's mystical powers of location. For weeks over Christmas I spent hours sifting through the paper work and the junk in my old bedroom, trying to find the paper part to my driving license. I eventually gave up and forgot about it, until I remembered this morning and asked my mum if she could have a look. Within 5 minutes, she had found it. Witchcraft? Sorcery? I just don't know.
I have just spent the good part of 15 minutes trying to put new bedding onto my sheets, as well as four pillows that I have on my bed. Would that have been my mother, or even my grandmother, it would have been done in 3 minutes flat. I use the ghost method. I turn my quilt inside out, put my arms into the corners of the sheet, grab the corners of the quilt, and pull it through. I've just spent 10 minutes stood like a ghost in my own bedroom trying to do this.
Furthermore, I'd like to question a woman's mystical powers of location. For weeks over Christmas I spent hours sifting through the paper work and the junk in my old bedroom, trying to find the paper part to my driving license. I eventually gave up and forgot about it, until I remembered this morning and asked my mum if she could have a look. Within 5 minutes, she had found it. Witchcraft? Sorcery? I just don't know.
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I couldn't see our team's milk carton for toffee the other day, when a woman from a different floor just glanced in and said "Team 10A you said, there you go babe" and had produced it within 1 second.
Scary abilities !!!
Muahahahahaha!
Believe me, so can men. However, we bleed from our ears on account of the demonic screeching.
I'm a women and I do this! I'm hopeless, seriously.
I figured I'd one day grow out of the whole "turn yourself into a duvet cover ghost" thing and be able to change the bed in a lady like way, with the efficiency and grace of my Mother.
Sadly, at nearly 24 I think that ship may have sailed.
So can my son. It's funny, but sleeping on a giant fabric sausage doesn't seem to bother him!
You are either gay or were in the army!
So can I. I'm not gay and I was never in the army, I was just taught these useful things from a young age to help me in later life. Plus IT'S NOT DIFFICULT.
And I can do the quilt thing quite easily ..
Err, clearly not, as I can do the same and have never been in the army... oh wait, the gay thing....
I have nothing, moving on !!!! :D:D
I can spend hours looking for something, and it takes my wife a minute. It's really annoying.
How is the Baroness doing down there?
I don't know how they do it. Witchcraft I tell ya!
OMG I am a witch..
OMG I am a witch..
^ True quote, and he should know!