Did you ever see that Curb Your Enthusiasm ep, where Jeff has sex with this woman, but the woman spreads a rumour saying he has a tiny dick? Larry does some investigating, and it turns out Jeff's dick is normal, it's the woman who has a massive vagina.
This thread ruins my faith in humanity, most people are admitting they would have a go with him even though he is a complete and utter pr!ck just because he has a bigger than average penis? Sad.
I agree. We were discussing this at work and several of the girls said they would as he's got a huge c*ck and fit body. When it was mentioned he has a face like a bag of spanners and the charm of herpes, they didn't think that matters as much as the physical attributes.
I agree. We were discussing this at work and several of the girls said they would as he's got a huge c*ck and fit body. When it was mentioned he has a face like a bag of spanners and the charm of herpes, they didn't think that matters as much as the physical attributes.
Very sad
If it's a brief fling/one night stand, then their personality and character matters what?
let me educate some of you about penis size, as some of you are clueless...
the average penis size erect is between 5-5 to 6.1 inches erect
the average penis size girth is between 4.5 to 5 inches erect
10 inch penises are rare, 1 in 100,000.. 8 in penises are rare.. men who are normally 7 inches, can get away with saying they are 8.. therefore women usually chirp out the usual, ive had a 12 incher, when really you would of had to sleep with about 2 million men to experience one.. or you've been lied too
Now the facts are out, kirk's penis looks to be around 6.5 inches, which isnt nothing to be ashamed of, but his girth looks to be bigger than average. The reason I know this is because hes a small guy in height, 5 foot 7 or so.. and hand size says a lot... I'm 5 foot 9 and can grab my penis like that, and have more sticking out the top.. and im 6.8 inches..
Also, the angle he took it, mens penises look huge when taken from an angle looking up
This thread ruins my faith in humanity, most people are admitting they would have a go with him even though he is a complete and utter pr!ck just because he has a bigger than average penis? Sad.
Seriously? Why should the fact that some people think he has a nice dick ruin your faith in humanity?
Like a wise man once said 'You and me baby are nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel'.
So what if he's a prick in real life, I'd have a go on it for a one off.:o
let me educate some of you about penis size, as some of you are clueless...
the average penis size erect is between 5-5 to 6.1 inches erect
the average penis size girth is between 4.5 to 5 inches erect
10 inch penises are rare, 1 in 100,000.. 8 in penises are rare.. men who are normally 7 inches, can get away with saying they are 8.. therefore women usually chirp out the usual, ive had a 12 incher, when really you would of had to sleep with about 2 million men to experience one.. or you've been lied too
Now the facts are out, kirk's penis looks to be around 6.5 inches, which isnt nothing to be ashamed of, but his girth looks to be bigger than average. The reason I know this is because hes a small guy in height, 5 foot 7 or so.. and hand size says a lot... I'm 5 foot 9 and can grab my penis like that, and have more sticking out the top.. and im 6.8 inches..
Also, the angle he took it, mens penises look huge when taken from an angle looking up
hope this helps!
Bit rude, I'm clued up on all the statistics and figures, doesn't mean I don't think it's average sized IN MY OPINION.
Oh and no offence but a man preaching about length and girth of penises? I'm pretty sure - unless you're gay - that you've only seen your own, and maybe a few mates' in the shower after footy. Hetrosexual women have far more right to preach about penis sizes than men!
Bit rude, I'm clued up on all the statistics and figures, doesn't mean I don't think it's average sized IN MY OPINION.
Oh and no offence but a man preaching about length and girth of penises? I'm pretty sure - unless you're gay - that you've only seen your own, and maybe a few mates' in the shower after footy. Hetrosexual women have far more right to preach about penis sizes than men!
I could work in porn, or be a urologist..
Oh, and i never said it was average.. it's just not huge, statistically.. but size is subjective
Bib - then you'd know that pornstars are 99% likely to be well above average, therefore you'd only have experience of seeing - and not feeling (;)) bigger than average sized ones
Oh, and i never said it was average.. it's just not huge, statistically.. but size is subjective
No it's me who thinks its average sized, like I've said in my opinion and experience. And I completely agree that size is subjective, hence me having this opinion
Bib - then you'd know that pornstars are 99% likely to be well above average, therefore you'd only have experience of seeing - and not feeling (;)) bigger than average sized ones
Not really, there is a lot of camera tricks involved in porn, ironically they are filmed from some of the same angles that he has took his pictures from and they use fish eye lenses, small models.. Of course IF i did work in porn, I would of seen huge ones yes, but then it would be easy to compare the sizes to his..
It's all about comparative objects, size of his hands and his body.. if he was 6 foot 6 with shovel hands, then yes hes huge
I agree, this man is repulsive in everyway, cant stand him. and what a surprise this has happened when the knob(no pun intended;)) has a book out, on another note WTF would want to read about him
let me educate some of you about penis size, as some of you are clueless...
the average penis size erect is between 5-5 to 6.1 inches erect
the average penis size girth is between 4.5 to 5 inches erect
10 inch penises are rare, 1 in 100,000.. 8 in penises are rare.. men who are normally 7 inches, can get away with saying they are 8.. therefore women usually chirp out the usual, ive had a 12 incher, when really you would of had to sleep with about 2 million men to experience one.. or you've been lied too
Now the facts are out, kirk's penis looks to be around 6.5 inches, which isnt nothing to be ashamed of, but his girth looks to be bigger than average. The reason I know this is because hes a small guy in height, 5 foot 7 or so.. and hand size says a lot... I'm 5 foot 9 and can grab my penis like that, and have more sticking out the top.. and im 6.8 inches..
Also, the angle he took it, mens penises look huge when taken from an angle looking up
hope this helps!
Where are your "facts" coming from? You don't give any sources.
I posted the link earlier but it clearly made no impact, so I'll copy it for your benefit:
Several scientific studies have been performed on the erect length of the adult penis. Studies which have relied on self-measurement, including those from Internet surveys, consistently reported a higher average length than those which used medical or scientific methods to obtain measurements.[7][11]
The following staff-measured studies are each composed of different subgroups of the human population (i.e. specific age range and/or race; selection of those with sexual medical concerns or self-selection) which could cause a sample bias.[11][12]
In a study of eighty healthy males published in the September 1996 Journal of Urology an average erect penis length of 12.9 cm (5.1 in) was measured.[5] The purpose of the study was to “provide guidelines of penile length and circumference to assist in counseling patients considering penile augmentation.” Erection was pharmacologically induced in 80 physically normal American men (varying ethnicity, average age 54). It was concluded: “Neither patient age nor size of the flaccid penis accurately predicted erectile length.”
A study published in the December 2000 International Journal of Impotence Research found that average erect penis length in 50 Jewish Caucasian males was 13.6 cm (5.4 in) (measured by staff).[6] Quote: "The aim of this prospective study was to identify clinical and engineering parameters of the flaccid penis for prediction of penile size during erection." Erection was pharmacologically induced in 50 Jewish Caucasian patients who had been evaluated for erectile dysfunction (average age 47±14y). Patients with penis abnormalities or whose ED could be attributed to more than one psychological origin were omitted from the study.
A review published in the 2007 issue of BJU International showed the average erect penis length to be 14–16 cm (5.5–6.3 in) and girth to be 12–13 cm (4.7–5.1 in). The paper compared results of twelve studies conducted on different populations in several countries. Various methods of measurements were included in the review.[9]
An Italian study of about 3,300 men concluded that stretched length was measured on average to about 5 inches (13 cm). In addition, a correlation between weight and height and penis length was also found. However, this was done on only 500 men and has very little correlation value.[13]
That article actually has sources. As you can see, the BJU International review states 5.5 - 6.3 (which is the size you stated) but other studies have suggested that most are between 5 inches and 6 inches. We can therefore safely say that any over 6 inches can be classed as larger than average, since the studies clearly suggest that most men's penises (in the world - not just in the UK:rolleyes:) are less than six when fully erect.
I'm pretty sure - unless you're gay - that you've only seen your own, and maybe a few mates' in the shower after footy.
Don't forget, there's a difference between "showers" and "growers". Flaccid length is not always an indicator of erect length, so one can't necessarily go by that.
There are lots of studies, you're quite right, as the Wikipedia article states. Most studies fall between 5 and 6, though to have slightly over 6 does not make you massive.
If you have an erect penis anywhere over 5 you are normal. If it's less than 5 we can say it's definitely small, and a micropenis is less than 3.
I'm probably older than most of you so, statistically, it's likely I've seen a few more dicks. And that is quite a big, nicely shaped one. And a nice body. Still wouldn't touch him with yours.
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Did you ever see that Curb Your Enthusiasm ep, where Jeff has sex with this woman, but the woman spreads a rumour saying he has a tiny dick? Larry does some investigating, and it turns out Jeff's dick is normal, it's the woman who has a massive vagina.
I agree. We were discussing this at work and several of the girls said they would as he's got a huge c*ck and fit body. When it was mentioned he has a face like a bag of spanners and the charm of herpes, they didn't think that matters as much as the physical attributes.
Very sad
If it's a brief fling/one night stand, then their personality and character matters what?
I don't particularly dislike him but I am quite impressed with the sight, as people have said its not huge but it is definitely impressive.
The last real shock I had with penis size was seeing that pic of Dappy :eek:
the average penis size erect is between 5-5 to 6.1 inches erect
the average penis size girth is between 4.5 to 5 inches erect
10 inch penises are rare, 1 in 100,000.. 8 in penises are rare.. men who are normally 7 inches, can get away with saying they are 8.. therefore women usually chirp out the usual, ive had a 12 incher, when really you would of had to sleep with about 2 million men to experience one.. or you've been lied too
Now the facts are out, kirk's penis looks to be around 6.5 inches, which isnt nothing to be ashamed of, but his girth looks to be bigger than average. The reason I know this is because hes a small guy in height, 5 foot 7 or so.. and hand size says a lot... I'm 5 foot 9 and can grab my penis like that, and have more sticking out the top.. and im 6.8 inches..
Also, the angle he took it, mens penises look huge when taken from an angle looking up
hope this helps!
Seriously? Why should the fact that some people think he has a nice dick ruin your faith in humanity?
Like a wise man once said 'You and me baby are nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel'.
So what if he's a prick in real life, I'd have a go on it for a one off.:o
Bit rude, I'm clued up on all the statistics and figures, doesn't mean I don't think it's average sized IN MY OPINION.
Oh and no offence but a man preaching about length and girth of penises? I'm pretty sure - unless you're gay - that you've only seen your own, and maybe a few mates' in the shower after footy. Hetrosexual women have far more right to preach about penis sizes than men!
I could work in porn, or be a urologist..
Oh, and i never said it was average.. it's just not huge, statistically.. but size is subjective
Bib - then you'd know that pornstars are 99% likely to be well above average, therefore you'd only have experience of seeing - and not feeling (;)) bigger than average sized ones
No it's me who thinks its average sized, like I've said in my opinion and experience. And I completely agree that size is subjective, hence me having this opinion
Not really, there is a lot of camera tricks involved in porn, ironically they are filmed from some of the same angles that he has took his pictures from and they use fish eye lenses, small models.. Of course IF i did work in porn, I would of seen huge ones yes, but then it would be easy to compare the sizes to his..
It's all about comparative objects, size of his hands and his body.. if he was 6 foot 6 with shovel hands, then yes hes huge
I agree, this man is repulsive in everyway, cant stand him. and what a surprise this has happened when the knob(no pun intended;)) has a book out, on another note WTF would want to read about him
Average here means where? Do you have a breakdown of the variation in penis sizes around the world?
Penis size :yawn::yawn:
Been there and got the t-shirt long long ago.:D
Where are your "facts" coming from? You don't give any sources.
I posted the link earlier but it clearly made no impact, so I'll copy it for your benefit:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size#Erect_length
Erect length
Several scientific studies have been performed on the erect length of the adult penis. Studies which have relied on self-measurement, including those from Internet surveys, consistently reported a higher average length than those which used medical or scientific methods to obtain measurements.[7][11]
The following staff-measured studies are each composed of different subgroups of the human population (i.e. specific age range and/or race; selection of those with sexual medical concerns or self-selection) which could cause a sample bias.[11][12]
In a study of eighty healthy males published in the September 1996 Journal of Urology an average erect penis length of 12.9 cm (5.1 in) was measured.[5] The purpose of the study was to “provide guidelines of penile length and circumference to assist in counseling patients considering penile augmentation.” Erection was pharmacologically induced in 80 physically normal American men (varying ethnicity, average age 54). It was concluded: “Neither patient age nor size of the flaccid penis accurately predicted erectile length.”
A study published in the December 2000 International Journal of Impotence Research found that average erect penis length in 50 Jewish Caucasian males was 13.6 cm (5.4 in) (measured by staff).[6] Quote: "The aim of this prospective study was to identify clinical and engineering parameters of the flaccid penis for prediction of penile size during erection." Erection was pharmacologically induced in 50 Jewish Caucasian patients who had been evaluated for erectile dysfunction (average age 47±14y). Patients with penis abnormalities or whose ED could be attributed to more than one psychological origin were omitted from the study.
A review published in the 2007 issue of BJU International showed the average erect penis length to be 14–16 cm (5.5–6.3 in) and girth to be 12–13 cm (4.7–5.1 in). The paper compared results of twelve studies conducted on different populations in several countries. Various methods of measurements were included in the review.[9]
An Italian study of about 3,300 men concluded that stretched length was measured on average to about 5 inches (13 cm). In addition, a correlation between weight and height and penis length was also found. However, this was done on only 500 men and has very little correlation value.[13]
That article actually has sources. As you can see, the BJU International review states 5.5 - 6.3 (which is the size you stated) but other studies have suggested that most are between 5 inches and 6 inches. We can therefore safely say that any over 6 inches can be classed as larger than average, since the studies clearly suggest that most men's penises (in the world - not just in the UK:rolleyes:) are less than six when fully erect.
Don't forget, there's a difference between "showers" and "growers". Flaccid length is not always an indicator of erect length, so one can't necessarily go by that.
There are lot's of studies actually, this is one by a condom maker
http://proextend.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/penis-size-chart.png
another one
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Penis_20Size_20_28Chart_29_20_28Medium_29.jpg
they all basically say the same stuff
There are lots of studies, you're quite right, as the Wikipedia article states. Most studies fall between 5 and 6, though to have slightly over 6 does not make you massive.
If you have an erect penis anywhere over 5 you are normal. If it's less than 5 we can say it's definitely small, and a micropenis is less than 3.