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Size does not matter!

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    D*****D***** Posts: 3,584
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    Practically all men on Earth are in the 5-7 inch range with some exceptions. Don't worry about it if you are slightly above or below it. A woman won't know what's right... she will see porn and vibrators and will get distorted ideas.

    I see dozens a day in the gym and we are all the same at the end of the day. Don't worry about it seriously.
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    stoatiestoatie Posts: 78,106
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    D***** wrote: »
    Practically all men on Earth are in the 5-7 inch range with some exceptions. Don't worry about it if you are slightly above or below it. A woman won't know what's right... she will see porn and vibrators and will get distorted ideas.

    I see dozens a day in the gym and we are all the same at the end of the day. Don't worry about it seriously.

    Haven't women ever seen real dicks then?
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    D*****D***** Posts: 3,584
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    stoatie wrote: »
    Haven't women ever seen real dicks then?

    I assume most women know what a typical human willy looks like but I'm assuming they don't see a lot of them regularly (changing rooms, etc...). Porn, vibrators, etc... will give a distorted idea of penises from time to time it's fair to say.
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    stoatiestoatie Posts: 78,106
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    D***** wrote: »
    I assume most women know what a typical human willy looks like but I'm assuming they don't see a lot of them regularly (changing rooms, etc...). Porn, vibrators, etc... will give a distorted idea of penises from time to time it's fair to say.

    Sure, but I don't think that means women will expect that to be the usual case, any more than blokes expect pornstar breasts to be the standard.
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    carey579carey579 Posts: 217
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    tothegrand wrote: »
    Well if you have a small one like me it means you have no confidence what so ever, so it does matter. How can you get it out in front of a girl if its not much to look at, your get laughed in the face. (I hope to god no one ever finds out who I am on here lol)

    No matter how many times someone tells you its average it does not help!

    My rant is over.

    I don't know what gives men confidence, I'm just saying to be attractive a man does not need a huge penis. In ancient Greece/Rome where the male form was celebrated, a large penis was actually seen as unattractive. Who cares if Borat is hung like a horse? :rolleyes:

    Michelangelo's David (arguably the perfect male specimen) does not have a big one :)
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    D*****D***** Posts: 3,584
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    stoatie wrote: »
    Sure, but I don't think that means women will expect that to be the usual case, any more than blokes expect pornstar breasts to be the standard.

    What? They're not?!!!!!???:mad:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,391
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    carey579 wrote: »
    I don't know what gives men confidence, I'm just saying to be attractive a man does not need a huge penis. In ancient Greece/Rome where the male form was celebrated, a large penis was actually seen as unattractive. Michelangelo's David does not have a big one :rolleyes:

    Who cares if Borat is hug like a horse

    No, But if you are not attractive either then you are in trouble.

    And we are not in ancient Rome.

    At the end of the day it does matter to a degree, if you have one which is bigger than average you can have no worries about going into changing rooms or getting your kit off in front of someone, Your also probably be cocky.

    if you have a average one you might not feel confident about getting out at all, and you may not have as much confidence as someone with a larger one. But if a girl really loves you it should not matter, as long as it can get the job done its fine.

    I have just learned to accept what I have, nothing can be done about it at the moment. The more you think about it the worser it will make you feel. There is always someone worse off than you.
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    stud u likestud u like Posts: 42,100
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    carey579 wrote: »
    I don't know what gives men confidence, I'm just saying to be attractive a man does not need a huge penis. In ancient Greece/Rome where the male form was celebrated, a large penis was actually seen as unattractive. Who cares if Borat is hung like a horse? :rolleyes:

    Michelangelo's David (arguably the perfect male specimen) does not have a big one :)

    I think that was more to do with the Greek model of physical beauty in men.

    It is true some of the Greek models were well endowed but they were mostly small and uncut.
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    dorydaryldorydaryl Posts: 15,927
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    tothegrand wrote: »
    Well if you have a small one like me it means you have no confidence what so ever, so it does matter. How can you get it out in front of a girl if its not much to look at, your get laughed in the face. (I hope to god no one ever finds out who I am on here lol)

    No matter how many times someone tells you its average it does not help!

    My rant is over.

    Well any girl who laughs in your face at the size of your penis isn't really worth a visit from it anyway.
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    Glitterbug13Glitterbug13 Posts: 323
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    An ex of mine was fairly small but because he made the effort in other ways sex was always fab. I had some of the best sex ever with him.

    Very large just hurts... in my experience!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,680
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    Sorry OP but it does to a lot of women.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,391
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    Sorry OP but it does to a lot of women.

    Your username does not match your response.:D
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    BastardBeaverBastardBeaver Posts: 11,903
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    I like it big enough to hurt.
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    carey579carey579 Posts: 217
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    Sorry OP but it does to a lot of women.

    And to even more men apparently judging by the sex of the majority of commenters here :o

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAMGvPbDFM8
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    Early BirdEarly Bird Posts: 2,147
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    so would blondes with big tits
    real or fake........ (boobs, puppies, breasts, lady lumps *insert name you call them*)

    Do blondes have more fun? and is the blondeness real or fake too?

    Does size matter? who cares, as long as you are loved and you love them back...... don't sweat the small stuff :p
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    Glitterbug13Glitterbug13 Posts: 323
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    Sorry OP but it does to a lot of women.

    Not all women are that shallow though :D
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    JimothyDJimothyD Posts: 8,868
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    Does testicle size matter to you ladies? Do you prefer testiclé smashing against you during intercourse or not?
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    mungobrushmungobrush Posts: 9,332
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    Size doesn't matter? I'll tell my friend. He's a flea. He's dating an elephant.

    A bit like throwing a sausage down an alleyway then.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 21,093
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    It has to be big enough to draw a good picture on with a felt tip pen.
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    DinkyDoobieDinkyDoobie Posts: 17,786
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    Size does matter thats why i only date girls with massive fannies.
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    carey579carey579 Posts: 217
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    JimothyD wrote: »
    Does testicle size matter to you ladies? Do you prefer testiclé smashing against you during intercourse or not?

    I'd like to stare at a handsome face and feel a well built body instead of focusing on the testicles so I don't think they matter either.
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    copthis1copthis1 Posts: 910
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    I dont have the biggest todger in the world and I also have put on a few pounds so have a bit of extra fat here and there which makes it look even smaller.
    One year in France, the camp we were on had a 'trunks only' policy in the pool, i had to go to a local supermarket and get a pair. unfortunately, they were a bit on the tight side and crushed my maggot. It looked like I actually had a fanny. :o
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    Glitterbug13Glitterbug13 Posts: 323
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    copthis1 wrote: »
    I dont have the biggest todger in the world and I also have put on a few pounds so have a bit of extra fat here and there which makes it look even smaller.
    One year in France, the camp we were on had a 'trunks only' policy in the pool, i had to go to a local supermarket and get a pair. unfortunately, they were a bit on the tight side and crushed my maggot. It looked like I actually had a fanny. :o

    My ex scuba dives and he says it looks like one of those tea towel holders - the ones that invert when you stick a tea towel in :p
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    copthis1copthis1 Posts: 910
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    :eek: He weren't on the same camp was he?
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    annette kurtenannette kurten Posts: 39,543
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    I always wipe my knob on the curtain when i finish as it keeps them moaning for hours

    [HIGHLIGHT]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/HIGHLIGHT]
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