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    Bedsit BobBedsit Bob Posts: 24,344
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    wizzywick wrote: »
    So, despite all those "I don't own a TV so will not pay for a TV Licence" comments you've posted in numerous threads, you have just given yourself away! Hilarious!!

    I do read newspaper, and browse the web. :rolleyes:
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    AlbacomAlbacom Posts: 34,578
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    Bedsit Bob wrote: »
    I do read newspaper, and browse the web. :rolleyes:

    Of course. And you have no interest in watching Doctor Who at all! Even though you frequent a DW thread. I think you know that we all know you have a TV! But fair play for keeping up the argument and pretence!
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    Bedsit BobBedsit Bob Posts: 24,344
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    wizzywick wrote: »
    And you have no interest in watching Doctor Who at all!

    I still enjoy the older (Jon Pertwee/Tom Baker) stuff, and have DVDs of some of those episodes.
    I think you know that we all know you have a TV!

    I've never denied owning a TV.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 155
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    Maybe it will be:
    Doctor: "Soufflés. I don't like soufflés."

    Clara leaves
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 333
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    I wear a bra now......bras are cool.........
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    James FrederickJames Frederick Posts: 53,184
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    stuartjk wrote: »
    I wear a bra now......bras are cool.........

    That could work female or male
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    November_RainNovember_Rain Posts: 9,145
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    Legs...just two? ;)
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    CoalHillJanitorCoalHillJanitor Posts: 15,634
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    **looks in mirror after regenerating into James May**

    Oh, cock.
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    PiippPiipp Posts: 2,440
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    *Immediately pulls bowtie off*
    Clara: What, what are you doing?! I thought you said bowties were cool?!
    Twelve: Ha, what was I thinking?! Bowties are most definitely NOT cool!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 45
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    Clara: Doctor...?
    Doctor: why do I *need* a doctor?
    Clara: no you're the Doctor, aren't you?
    Doctor: am I? Hmm, so where are you taking me in this ship of yours?
    Clara: you don't remember, why don't you remember, oh great, this is just great.....
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 903
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    xenon80 wrote: »
    Clara: Doctor...?
    Doctor: why do I *need* a doctor?
    Clara: no you're the Doctor, aren't you?
    Doctor: am I? Hmm, so where are you taking me in this ship of yours?
    Clara: you don't remember, why don't you remember, oh great, this is just great.....

    You read my mind. Amnesia would be fantastic.
    And first episode of season 8 about his amnesia.
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    tiggerpoohtiggerpooh Posts: 4,182
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    Mine would be: "Hello! I'm still here? I I haven't died, then?"
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    Whovian1109Whovian1109 Posts: 1,812
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    Piipp wrote: »
    *Immediately pulls bowtie off*
    Clara: What, what are you doing?! I thought you said bowties were cool?!
    Twelve: Ha, what was I thinking?! Bowties are most definitely NOT cool!

    Bugger, beat me to the punch.
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    sandydunesandydune Posts: 10,986
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    "I wear stripes now, stripes are cool".:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 955
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    sandydune wrote: »
    "I wear stripes now, stripes are cool".:D

    Cool... Who even says cool... I say spiffing now... Spiffing is the new cool... Oooh that scarf is spiffing...
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    Sora2311Sora2311 Posts: 2,310
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    "Get the F*** out my TARDIS"
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    AudioRebelAudioRebel Posts: 32,201
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    "Oh Hello"

    Done in a overly exaggerated Charles Hawtry voice


    Or in a leery Leslie Phillips voice..

    "Well, heh-looow.Ding-dong!'
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    sandydunesandydune Posts: 10,986
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    Torry_Z wrote: »
    Cool... Who even says cool... I say spiffing now... Spiffing is the new cool... Oooh that scarf is spiffing...
    This scarf is vintage.:D old is the new cool.:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,460
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    Look at the tits on her
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    sandydunesandydune Posts: 10,986
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    The Doctor whispers to Clara-" Are we on the next page?"
    Clara-"This is River's book, I best not look, spoilers"
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,273
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    Doctor: "Does my bum look big in this? *small pause* No! I'm a girl? *goes to throat* No! Not a girl! What a relief! All those new parts, nightmare! *looks at Clara* Who the heck are you?" *cue credits*

    Then the first few minutes of episode 1 of series 8
    Doctor: "Oh Clara - the impossible girl, how could I forget? Wait am I forgetful now?"
    Clara: "Huh? Doctor? What the ..."
    Doctor:"Be quiet girl, trying to think."

    :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 28
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    Doctor: OMG i all orange and speak in an ESSEX accent

    Clara: Essex??

    Doctor: Yes lots of planets have an essex!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 476
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    sandydune wrote: »
    I thought of a few lines The Doctor can say:D

    The Doctor-"And just when you thought, close one, it all changes"

    Clara- "For the better Doctor?"

    The Doctor- "Always, Clara, We have people to see we haven't met yet, places to go we have never been, always people and places"

    Clara- "It can't be all that bad Doctor, travelling"

    The Doctor" It's just where life takes me, where would you like to go Clara?"

    Clara-"Surprise me and when I open my eyes, tell me I'm there even though I know I am there already, a world of make believe"



    ( I shed a tear while writing, Clara... The Doctor... sad:cry:)

    Don't give up the day job.
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    sandydunesandydune Posts: 10,986
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    ncr1969 wrote: »
    Don't give up the day job.
    I would if I could but I can't find one, heaven knows I'm miserable now.:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 476
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    sandydune wrote: »
    I would if I could but I can't find one, heaven knows I'm miserable now.:D

    If you found a job you'd be miserable now :)
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