Gaffer tape my backside.
You've wrapped him in a concrete overcoat and he's sleeping with the fishes isn't he?
(*puts on sunglasses and comedy moustache and runs for cover).
I am coming out of hiding now (I am not a coward though):o Glad it's all sorted ... but I am no coward (have I mentioned that?)
Gaffer tape my backside.
You've wrapped him in a concrete overcoat and he's sleeping with the fishes isn't he?
(*puts on sunglasses and comedy moustache and runs for cover).
Jimmy............Jimmy, er Jimmy. JIMMY:eek::eek: please show yourself, accusations are coming at me thick & fast!:eek:
I am coming out of hiding now (I am not a coward though):o Glad it's all sorted ... but I am no coward (have I mentioned that?)
Course you're not a coward my good mate Jimmy. Me you & Gloria............just perfect, in fact ring CAN, I see a new Reality Show in the making, who's Peter Andre?;)
Read your own posts, you never stop putting him down, it is endless
About time someone said go and look what you are writing, it is all there, hundreds of posts, no one can be that bad and that sort of dislike which makes you endlessly attack him, makes me ask why do you let your dislike get to this level.
That is so unkind.
I really am surprised by your harsh words.:(
Hmmm.
I'm still not convinced.
You could be a ringer.
(Puts sunglasses and comedy moustache back on and googles the price of a one way ticket to South America).
I think an apology is in order Betty & AS, I could've been eating porridge for the next 15 years:eek:
Course you're not a coward my good mate Jimmy. Me you & Gloria............just perfect, in fact ring CAN, I see a new Reality Show in the making, who's Peter Andre?;)
That sounds perfect BEL ... we'll be like The Waltons. :cool:
Never mind CAN though, the BBC should be contacted with regard to making a show. Maximum exposure ....
I think an apology is in order Betty & AS, I could've been eating porridge for the next 15 years:eek:
Course you're not a coward my good mate Jimmy. Me you & Gloria............just perfect, in fact ring CAN, I see a new Reality Show in the making, who's Peter Andre?;)
Sorry BEL - I still think this JC is a potential ringer.
I don't think he's a coward at all - he probably just likes having all his limbs where they should be.:o
And what's with the reality show idea?
I thought you were supposed to be saving Gloria from the horrors of the PA show and that you were going to "respect her privacy".
Watch her JC (if indeed that's who you are), she's gone power mad.
Hmmm.
I'm still not convinced. You could be a ringer.
(Puts sunglasses and comedy moustache back on and googles the price of a one way ticket to South America).
I read that as minger at first
S America is no good, try Zanzibar. You could stay with Betty .... hopefully you can get past all the little Peter Andre flags she has cluttering up her holiday apartment. :D
Sorry BEL - I still think this JC is a potential ringer.
I don't think he's a coward at all - he probably just likes having all his limbs where they should be.:o
And what's with the reality show idea?
I thought you were supposed to be saving Gloria from the horrors of the PA show and that you were going to "respect her privacy".
Watch her JC (if indeed that's who you are), she's gone power mad.
You're correct AS I was letting the power go to my head, I feel ashamed:o Jimmy & I will allow Gloria the privacy & respect she deserves:)
S America is no good, try Zanzibar. You could stay with Betty .... hopefully you can get past all the little Peter Andre flags she has cluttering up her holiday apartment. :D
:eek::D
Come to think of it, given the choice between Zanzibar with Betty - who has disgracefully let me down on the holiday front before - and a potential hitman/ninja assassin squad led by PA's housekeeper, I think I'll take my chances and hope that the power has gone to BEL's head to such an extent she'll forget all about me.
:eek::D
Come to think of it, given the choice between Zanzibar with Betty - who has disgracefully let me down on the holiday front before - and a potential hitman/ninja assassin squad led by PA's housekeeper, I think I'll take my chances and hope that the power has gone to BEL's head to such an extent she'll forget all about me.
Never going to happen;)
And with that I'll wish you all good night, the new hat to fit my huge, power crazy head ain't going to make itself:cool:
:eek::D
Come to think of it, given the choice between Zanzibar with Betty - who has disgracefully let me down on the holiday front before - and a potential hitman/ninja assassin squad led by PA's housekeeper, I think I'll take my chances and hope that the power has gone to BEL's head to such an extent she'll forget all about me.
:D Betty has overstayed her visa anyway, so you are better off hoping BEL forgets all about you.
:eek::D
Come to think of it, given the choice between Zanzibar with Betty - who has disgracefully let me down on the holiday front before - and a potential hitman/ninja assassin squad led by PA's housekeeper, I think I'll take my chances and hope that the power has gone to BEL's head to such an extent she'll forget all about me.
Azura
Pack ya bags and meet me at Gatwick ....we are out of here
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I am coming out of hiding now (I am not a coward though):o Glad it's all sorted ... but I am no coward (have I mentioned that?)
Jimmy............Jimmy, er Jimmy. JIMMY:eek::eek: please show yourself, accusations are coming at me thick & fast!:eek:
I'll prove I am alive ... here is a picture of the moment I found out we are to share joint custody. :cool:
http://www.teniskisvet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/jimmy-connors-1.jpg
I think an apology is in order Betty & AS, I could've been eating porridge for the next 15 years:eek:
Course you're not a coward my good mate Jimmy. Me you & Gloria............just perfect, in fact ring CAN, I see a new Reality Show in the making, who's Peter Andre?;)
That is so unkind.
I really am surprised by your harsh words.:(
Hmmm.
I'm still not convinced.
You could be a ringer.
(Puts sunglasses and comedy moustache back on and googles the price of a one way ticket to South America).
That sounds perfect BEL ... we'll be like The Waltons. :cool:
Never mind CAN though, the BBC should be contacted with regard to making a show. Maximum exposure ....
Sorry BEL - I still think this JC is a potential ringer.
I don't think he's a coward at all - he probably just likes having all his limbs where they should be.:o
And what's with the reality show idea?
I thought you were supposed to be saving Gloria from the horrors of the PA show and that you were going to "respect her privacy".
Watch her JC (if indeed that's who you are), she's gone power mad.
I read that as minger at first
S America is no good, try Zanzibar. You could stay with Betty .... hopefully you can get past all the little Peter Andre flags she has cluttering up her holiday apartment. :D
It's like a dream come true!:D
You're correct AS I was letting the power go to my head, I feel ashamed:o Jimmy & I will allow Gloria the privacy & respect she deserves:)
:eek::D
Come to think of it, given the choice between Zanzibar with Betty - who has disgracefully let me down on the holiday front before - and a potential hitman/ninja assassin squad led by PA's housekeeper, I think I'll take my chances and hope that the power has gone to BEL's head to such an extent she'll forget all about me.
Read it.
All will become clear.;)
Repetition
Beats me !...and I like him
Never going to happen;)
And with that I'll wish you all good night, the new hat to fit my huge, power crazy head ain't going to make itself:cool:
lol, that made me laugh!!
Seconded ....... (the Beeb are engaged anyway)
:D Betty has overstayed her visa anyway, so you are better off hoping BEL forgets all about you.
Sweet dreams BEL.:):)
Hello Momma ... Are you recovered after the BBQ
Azura
Pack ya bags and meet me at Gatwick ....we are out of here
Ha ha ,Betty , took a while ! I'm not as young as I used to be
Nah ! real life has been getting in the way , not been able to join in so much recently.
Must do something about that .:D
Pfftt.
After you chucked me for Ian Hyland?
You've had your chance.:p
I told you AS....fickle !