Its to late :eek::eek: help me I'm going towards the twonk ... " whoooooah Myst ..erious....girl.... :eek::eek:
*slaps Betty around the face until she comes to her senses*
Betty - whatever happens, stay away from the orange light.
Now kindly put down the voluminous trousers with the shiny crotch patches and step away from that can of mahogany Ronseal.
Get a grip on yourself woman - that Wembley gig has clearly turned your head.
If you suddenly get the urge for a late night kebab and find yourself unwittingly phoning your pet pap for a glamorous photo-shoot in a car park, you must head straight for the nearest hospital, where you will be immediately treated for a chronic case of Insania.;)
*slaps Betty around the face until she comes to her senses*
Betty - whatever happens, stay away from the orange light.
Now kindly put down the voluminous trousers with the shiny crotch patches and step away from that can of mahogany Ronseal.
Get a grip on yourself woman - that Wembley gig has clearly turned your head.
If you suddenly get the urge for a late night kebab and find yourself unwittingly phoning your pet pap for a glamorous photo-shoot in a car park, you must head straight for the nearest hospital, where you will be immediately treated for a chronic case of Insania.;)
Or just come on here, we'll give you a good slap.;)
Artless and Azura I've decided to see a doctor... But thank you both for the slap offer
Damn.;)
Before you leave for the doctor's at least take a bit of time to pick out the perfect "Betty on a PRIVATE visit to the doctor's" outfit, top up your Fake Bake and practise your extra-special "I'm pretending not to pose whilst staring directly into the camera and suffering" look.
Damn.;)
Before you leave for the doctor's at least take a bit of time to pick out the perfect "Betty on a PRIVATE visit to the doctor's" outfit, top up your Fake Bake and practise your extra-special "I'm pretending not to pose whilst staring directly into the camera and suffering" look.
You absolutely sure you don't just need a slap?;)
" I promise if I go "towards the Twonk" again you can slap me" ...says Betty to the camera as she pulls a sad face
cue the VoiceOver lady and sad quiet music in the background
"Betty has been through so much this year.. She broke a nail and had to have emergency treatment..but she battled through"
" I promise if I go "towards the Twonk" again you can slap me" ...says Betty to the camera as she pulls a sad face
cue the VoiceOver lady and sad quiet music in the background
"Betty has been through so much this year.. She broke a nail and had to have emergency treatment..but she battled through"
Damn it Betty, you are soooooo brave.
*Betty stares sadly into the camera to the strains of "Fix You" by Coldplay, then slowly turns away, making sure to leave us with the heartbreaking sight of her shoulders heaving and the subtle sound of her sobbing loudly into her microphone*
*Betty stares sadly into the camera to the strains of "Fix You" by Coldplay, then slowly turns away, making sure to leave us with the heartbreaking sight of her shoulders heaving and the subtle sound of her sobbing loudly into her microphone*
Don't forget the manager on hand to hand me a tissue as I walk away..
Don't forget the manager on hand to hand me a tissue as I walk away..
You are such a professional.
Have you considered hanging around outside your local medical college and finding yourself a nice, intelligent, publicity-shy student to flaunt as your new trophy bit of totty?
Have you considered hanging around outside your local medical college and finding yourself a nice, intelligent, publicity-shy student to flaunt as your new trophy bit of totty?
Sssshhhh.. That's in hand ... I'm keeping that for my next life
Note the comment "I would have taken the blame":rolleyes:
It's when I read martyr like rubbish this, I just think "Oh please, just shut up"
So he "would have taken the blame" for something totally insignificant and unimportant that happened 2 years ago?
But he didn't.
And he's bringing it up now.
And he's not taking the blame, he's blaming the film crew.
Arse.
Note the comment "I would have taken the blame":rolleyes:
It's when I read martyr like rubbish this, I just think "Oh please, just shut up"
The reason why there was a silence aired peter was because during that silence you should have been interviewing :rolleyes:
Im going to get my pic took with PA because everyone else who stands next to him, comes out of it only looking about twelve
Note the comment "I would have taken the blame":rolleyes:
It's when I read martyr like rubbish this, I just think "Oh please, just shut up"
The man is like an over-dramatic teenaged drama-queen. OMG! It weren't even me and I was all like OMG!! And they were like I know rite? And I was like but you totally ruined it and now it's ruined and it's all your fault and it weren't even me but no-one believes me because they didn't even say it was them but it was because I am good!!!
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Is this the costume I must wear when I appear at Wembley in a few weeks???
For me it was .."what the funk" followed by laughter
NO BETTY :mad: back away from the forty year old squealer right now :eek::D
Its to late :eek::eek: help me I'm going towards the twonk ... " whoooooah Myst ..erious....girl.... :eek::eek:
If you keep singing it, you will have to pay him royalties, you know:D
*slaps Betty around the face until she comes to her senses*
Betty - whatever happens, stay away from the orange light.
Now kindly put down the voluminous trousers with the shiny crotch patches and step away from that can of mahogany Ronseal.
Get a grip on yourself woman - that Wembley gig has clearly turned your head.
If you suddenly get the urge for a late night kebab and find yourself unwittingly phoning your pet pap for a glamorous photo-shoot in a car park, you must head straight for the nearest hospital, where you will be immediately treated for a chronic case of Insania.;)
Or just come on here, we'll give you a good slap.;)
Get in the queue you, I saw her first.;)
Damn.;)
Before you leave for the doctor's at least take a bit of time to pick out the perfect "Betty on a PRIVATE visit to the doctor's" outfit, top up your Fake Bake and practise your extra-special "I'm pretending not to pose whilst staring directly into the camera and suffering" look.
You absolutely sure you don't just need a slap?;)
" I promise if I go "towards the Twonk" again you can slap me" ...says Betty to the camera as she pulls a sad face
cue the VoiceOver lady and sad quiet music in the background
"Betty has been through so much this year.. She broke a nail and had to have emergency treatment..but she battled through"
No-one gets a slap??
Damn it Betty, you are soooooo brave.
*Betty stares sadly into the camera to the strains of "Fix You" by Coldplay, then slowly turns away, making sure to leave us with the heartbreaking sight of her shoulders heaving and the subtle sound of her sobbing loudly into her microphone*
*slaps artless*
You're welcome.:D
Why I aughta...*shakes fist*
Don't forget the manager on hand to hand me a tissue as I walk away..
You are such a professional.
Have you considered hanging around outside your local medical college and finding yourself a nice, intelligent, publicity-shy student to flaunt as your new trophy bit of totty?
Sssshhhh.. That's in hand ... I'm keeping that for my next life
Note the comment "I would have taken the blame":rolleyes:
It's when I read martyr like rubbish this, I just think "Oh please, just shut up"
After the sadness, the suffering...a life, bringing new hope.
You couldn't make it up.
So he "would have taken the blame" for something totally insignificant and unimportant that happened 2 years ago?
But he didn't.
And he's bringing it up now.
And he's not taking the blame, he's blaming the film crew.
Arse.
a "when i met....." site -how utterly cringeworthy im embarrassed for him:o:o
That's just it Artless... We can and he does
The reason why there was a silence aired peter was because during that silence you should have been interviewing :rolleyes:
Im going to get my pic took with PA because everyone else who stands next to him, comes out of it only looking about twelve
BB, Art and AS, take a bow, so funny
The man is like an over-dramatic teenaged drama-queen. OMG! It weren't even me and I was all like OMG!! And they were like I know rite? And I was like but you totally ruined it and now it's ruined and it's all your fault and it weren't even me but no-one believes me because they didn't even say it was them but it was because I am good!!!
And the whole world goes...:rolleyes: