Did anyone see Emma on the X Factor Best and Worst Girls the other night? Looking every bit as large and proudly boasting about how her famous dress hasn't been washed. Lush.
Oh and she's still convinced she's going to be a popstar.
Did anyone see Emma on the X Factor Best and Worst Girls the other night? Looking every bit as large and proudly boasting about how her famous dress hasn't been washed. Lush.
Oh and she's still convinced she's going to be a popstar.
I went all through it on Iplayer and couldn't see her. Perhaps the editing was bad like Director Dans and she got left on the cutting room floor.
HOLD THE PRESS! Phil has posted asking how to deal with police harassment. Apparently they want to arrest Audrey for a public order offense and he's blaming the woman across the road again... Beautiful...
HOLD THE PRESS! Phil has posted asking how to deal with police harassment. Apparently they want to arrest Audrey for a public order offense and he's blaming the woman across the road again... Beautiful...
Oh dear, sounds like Fraud's taken over the neighbour-abusing *baton where Sam left off.
*I mean figuratively speaking, of course. Can't imagine any of them ever running a proper relay race! :eek:
Did you not see Skipgate? Audrey ran down the road quite quickly then.:D
I did! The memory of it is indelibly etched in my mind! However iirc, the only reason Fraud chased the lorry up the road was to prevent it depositing the skip where the neighbours would have a good view of all the filthy, mildew-covered old tut about to be chucked into it! :eek:
However, I can easily imagine her hauling her carcass out of her LazyAud chair and waddling outside her front door to hurl abuse at the poor long-suffering neighbour, although I still can't get my head around her participating in a proper relay race, even if she did the final leg and someone was running (ok, walking) in front of her carrying a tray of warm sausage rolls and pasties.
I bet the buggers got Audrey to do their dirty work for them as they know they'd be in trouble if they'd started.
Not excusing Aud's actions but it's the kind of thing they'd do, emotionally blackmail or straight out BULLY her into verbally abusing the poor old woman across the road.
First time in ages I decide to wander past Phil's facebook page and I see it's all kicking off again.
If anyone is not lucky enough to be Phil's friend this is exactly what he said.
hi is there anyone out there that can give some advice regarding police harassment we have contacted IPPC but it takes 15 days has we are not putting up with this no more of this harassment from them
Considering the jug has already ruled against the rest of the flab four this is very clearly not going to go anywhere.
wanting to arrest Audrey for public order and she hardly goes out this woman across the road
Something about pot and kettles spring to mind.
Love some of the 'supporting' quotes under Phil's comment though. Some are just so obviously taking the piss.
My advice is keep a dairy of everything that is going on. Then report her again and tell the police that you have got a dairy of the going ons.also see a lawer for a injection on her to say away Good luck.xxx
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Thank you. They are available on Sky Go On Demand online but I do not have Sky TV so cannot access them.
Apparently some episodes are available at thebox.bz also but sign ups are closed.
Oh and she's still convinced she's going to be a popstar.
I went all through it on Iplayer and couldn't see her. Perhaps the editing was bad like Director Dans and she got left on the cutting room floor.
I haven't been able to locate the problems on Sky On Demand
*in his head
No, all he's posted recently is that they had a small earthquake 2.5 in Manchester, and someone asked him if Audrey had fallen out of bed.:D:D
Oh that's so cruel
So this is the reason it has gone all quiet in Chawnerville? Makes more sense.
Funny though! :D:D
cruel but funny
wonder if the person knows about this thread?
Hope the fluid on her brain wont effect her singing career too much. It's probably just a build up of Dairylea.
Emma?
Ha how funny, we're watching it at the moment and my hubby thought that the one dressed as Dexter looked like Phil in the Diary Room
I didnt know she had that, I have it too (had since birth) However its being controlled OK now
This never fails to make me laugh, no matter how many times I see it whenever there's been a new post on here!
Oh dear, sounds like Fraud's taken over the neighbour-abusing *baton where Sam left off.
*I mean figuratively speaking, of course. Can't imagine any of them ever running a proper relay race! :eek:
I did! The memory of it is indelibly etched in my mind! However iirc, the only reason Fraud chased the lorry up the road was to prevent it depositing the skip where the neighbours would have a good view of all the filthy, mildew-covered old tut about to be chucked into it! :eek:
However, I can easily imagine her hauling her carcass out of her LazyAud chair and waddling outside her front door to hurl abuse at the poor long-suffering neighbour, although I still can't get my head around her participating in a proper relay race, even if she did the final leg and someone was running (ok, walking) in front of her carrying a tray of warm sausage rolls and pasties.
Not excusing Aud's actions but it's the kind of thing they'd do, emotionally blackmail or straight out BULLY her into verbally abusing the poor old woman across the road.
If anyone is not lucky enough to be Phil's friend this is exactly what he said.
Considering the jug has already ruled against the rest of the flab four this is very clearly not going to go anywhere.
Something about pot and kettles spring to mind.
Love some of the 'supporting' quotes under Phil's comment though. Some are just so obviously taking the piss.
I quite miss our sniggerings about the jug and attempted harassment. I wish Kim would keep us up to date.
:eek: Just realised that the lovely cream leather recliner I bought is, in fact, a "lazy Aud". It doesn't sound so comfortable now.