Hmmm......Martin lurks in the underwear section checking out the mahoosive bras......*makes notes*
The aisles are so close together in the Outlet Store in Portsmouth, you cannot help passing it (That's my excuse and I am sticking to it!). Anyway, hoping to see sexy girls fondling the underwear - no luck so far, just big women with big bosoomos :D
The aisles are so close together in the Outlet Store in Portsmouth, you cannot help passing it (That's my excuse and I am sticking to it!). Anyway, hoping to see sexy girls fondling the underwear - no luck so far, just big women with big bosoomos :D
LOL! I have a picture in my head like those old fashioned seaside postcards, big wimmin in lurid frocks buying massive buckets on elastic with a downtrodden little bloke in tow :p
LOL! I have a picture in my head like those old fashioned seaside postcards, big wimmin in lurid frocks buying massive buckets on elastic with a downtrodden little bloke in tow :p
That's me and the wife ... we earned ourselves a fortune posing for those pictures
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Its not very fair on the genuinely sexy people such as wot I am :rolleyes:
Very true that. :cool:
Ya think??
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:rolleyes: You look like a demented leprechaun
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I hope that is not one of my cats going down your chimney.
That sounds like spy talk for something far more sinister :eek::eek:
....................but not sexy
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You nicked that from Mindee! And it wasn't sexy the first time around :rolleyes:
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Well that pic of you has convinced me to give up.Nobody can compete with such sexiness :rolleyes:
Irony is a bit sexier than you usually are but not sexy enough
Indeed!
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*strolls in wearing lurex bikini with nipple tassels* Hot today innit!!
Don't know why you bother - you have nothing to fill the bikini
Dearest, my norks would fill every bikini top in Marks and Spencers and some over
I have seen some really big bras in M&S that you would probably need a wheelbarrow to take them around !!!
Hmmm......Martin lurks in the underwear section checking out the mahoosive bras......*makes notes*
The aisles are so close together in the Outlet Store in Portsmouth, you cannot help passing it
LOL! I have a picture in my head like those old fashioned seaside postcards, big wimmin in lurid frocks buying massive buckets on elastic with a downtrodden little bloke in tow
That's me and the wife ... we earned ourselves a fortune posing for those pictures