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The Pub (Part 44)

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    farmer bobfarmer bob Posts: 27,595
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    Ta.
    I'd like a Full English please, a round of toast on the side.
    * tea or coffee too, mulls bob *
    And a pint of Guinness please.
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,351
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    chinchin wrote: »
    :rolleyes: Humph! :p

    *gets hanky out in the manner of ancient aunts everywhere, licks thereof and descends on chins in a determined manner* :eek:
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,351
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    farmer bob wrote: »
    Ta.
    I'd like a Full English please, a round of toast on the side.
    * tea or coffee too, mulls bob *
    And a pint of Guinness please.

    :eek: THe sun's not over the yardarm yet!! Or is this a hair of the dog, that well know british breakfast food :p
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    farmer bobfarmer bob Posts: 27,595
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    *gets hanky out in the manner of ancient aunts everywhere, licks thereof and descends on chins in a determined manner* :eek:

    Its worse when they lick a finger and just randomly stab at ones face.
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,351
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    farmer bob wrote: »
    Its worse when they lick a finger and just randomly stab at ones face.

    Me mother is nearly 88 and the other day I caught her trying to do it to her own reflection in the bathroom mirror :D:D:D Bless her!
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    farmer bobfarmer bob Posts: 27,595
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    Me mother is nearly 88 and the other day I caught her trying to do it to her own reflection in the bathroom mirror :D:D:D Bless her!

    :-):-) fnaar, fnaar, fnaar, :-):-)
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    chinchinchinchin Posts: 125,854
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    *gets hanky out in the manner of ancient aunts everywhere, licks thereof and descends on chins in a determined manner* :eek:

    :eek::eek: *Runs screaming to the hills, leaving abandoned Pub behind*
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,351
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    chinchin wrote: »
    :eek::eek: *Runs screaming to the hills, leaving abandoned Pub behind*

    :D:D:D *mixes large jug of mojito* My cunning plan worked!!
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    Scots roolScots rool Posts: 276,890
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    :D:D:D *mixes large jug of mojito* My cunning plan worked!!

    :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
    *hauls twass off to the shoogly nail*

    Afternoon all. :D
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,351
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    Scots rool wrote: »
    :mad::mad:
    *hauls twass off to the shoogly nail*

    Afternoon all. :D

    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

    *hic*

    :D
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    chinchinchinchin Posts: 125,854
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    Evening peeps :D
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,351
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    *dangles pathetically* :o

    I's been norty, chins :D
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    hooterhooter Posts: 30,206
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    evening flowers..noms marmite on toast
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    chinchinchinchin Posts: 125,854
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    *dangles pathetically* :o

    I's been norty, chins :D

    Serves you jolly well :rolleyes: *clunk* Can you reach? :D:p
    hooter wrote: »
    evening flowers..noms marmite on toast

    Evening hotspur :D *clunk*
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    Scots roolScots rool Posts: 276,890
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    :eek::eek::eek::eek:

    *hic*

    :D
    :mad::mad:
    *slaps twass's legs*
    chinchin wrote: »
    Evening peeps :D
    Evening chinny *clunkity* :D
    hooter wrote: »
    evening flowers..noms marmite on toast
    Evening hoots. *sniggers* :D *clunkity*
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    hooterhooter Posts: 30,206
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    chinchin wrote: »
    Serves you jolly well :rolleyes: *clunk* Can you reach? :D:p



    Evening hotspur :D *clunk*

    Evening chins...can`t you lift Twass down from the shoggly nail?
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,351
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    hooter wrote: »
    evening flowers..noms marmite on toast

    Evening hoots, got a slice going begging? :p
    chinchin wrote: »
    Serves you jolly well :rolleyes: *clunk* Can you reach? :D:p



    Evening hotspur :D *clunk*

    It was your fault for legging it to the hills leaving the bar untended :eek:

    No I needs an extra extra long straw :D
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    hooterhooter Posts: 30,206
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    passes twass a slice of the marmiteous on toast...Enjoy
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,351
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    hooter wrote: »
    passes twass a slice of the marmiteous on toast...Enjoy

    Food of the gods :cool: Mercy bucket hoots, you've saved me from starvation stuck here on this flippin nail :p
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    chinchinchinchin Posts: 125,854
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    Food of the gods :cool: Mercy bucket hoots, you've saved me from starvation stuck here on this flippin nail :p

    *Passes twassock a long straw* :p
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,351
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    chinchin wrote: »
    *Passes twassock a long straw* :p

    *sucks frantically* :o

    Ta muchly chins :D
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    kate36kate36 Posts: 13,715
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    morning all!!

    **prepares porridge for pubsters**:D:D

    sorry, bacon stocks are not available!! but porridge is v v good for one!:D:D
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    chinchinchinchin Posts: 125,854
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    Morning peeps :D
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    Granny WeatherwaxGranny Weatherwax Posts: 52,923
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    Morning peeps :D

    white rabbits to all :D
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    chinchinchinchin Posts: 125,854
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    Morning peeps :D

    white rabbits to all :D

    Morning Great Whale :D *clunk* White rabbits!
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