:mad::mad:
Bugger off, this isn't a bleedin' social club! Sling yer hook before I set the hounds on ya!
This is a very high fence I am sitting on, Mrs, and from up here I can see the colour of your grass, and it's not looking good. On top of that, your dachshunds haven't got a chance in hell of reaching me without a trampoline.:p
This is a very high fence I am sitting on, Mrs, and from up here I can see the colour of your grass, and it's not looking good. On top of that, your dachshunds haven't got a chance in hell of reaching me without a trampoline.:p
*knocks cherry from fence using a caber* Bugger off! As if I'd have dachshunds. :rolleyes::p
*ducks with the usual agility associated with such a lithe being*
up yours Scottie, only trying to be friendly
Anyone who refers to themselves as a lithe being on DS probably weighs over 20 stone :eek: Welcome to the thread, we aint sizeist in here Join team Chinsington-bob and possibly, Cherry! :)
Edit: just noticed your services.... I too knew Madfriend...a very couragous lady and all round lovely person :cool:
Anyone who refers to themselves as a lithe being on DS probably weighs over 20 stone :eek: Welcome to the thread, we aint sizeist in here Join team Chinsington-bob and possibly, Cherry! :)
I must confess this is not my first visit but the last one was some time ago, probably about 5 years actually
Just thought it was time to wind up my favourite Scot
ps I really do struggle to get over 10st, these days
Anyone who refers to themselves as a lithe being on DS probably weighs over 20 stone :eek: Welcome to the thread, we aint sizeist in here Join team Chinsington-bob and possibly, Cherry! :)
Edit: just noticed your services.... I too knew Madfriend...a very couragous lady and all round lovely person :cool:
Indeed, the fluffiest known to man or beast...and a sad anniversary looming
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I'm sitting on the fence at the moment until I learn the lie of the land and which side has the greener grass. :cool:
This is a very high fence I am sitting on, Mrs, and from up here I can see the colour of your grass, and it's not looking good. On top of that, your dachshunds haven't got a chance in hell of reaching me without a trampoline.:p
Tis greener our side Cherry, cos Bob has magical fertiliser....we don't ask what's in it
Welcome Miss Hatrick, watch out for that Scots Rools looney, won't you. You'll know what side to be on, in time, my dear. :-P
Scots rool is not a loony. :mad: :mad: :mad:
*knocks cherry from fence using a caber* Bugger off! As if I'd have dachshunds. :rolleyes::p
*lets loose the dogs* HERE & HERE
hello..anyone seen a mad scots woman being courted by a ferret wielding, tartan hatted clad, mad McMad person, smelling of dung?
You can bugger off too before I set the dogs on ya! *lobs a large cow pat at Eagle's fat head*
:mad::mad::mad:
What? You're as mad as a hatter! You talk to imaginary beings
*ducks with the usual agility associated with such a lithe being*
up yours Scottie, only trying to be friendly
yes I know, I've mellowed over the years
Anyone who refers to themselves as a lithe being on DS probably weighs over 20 stone :eek: Welcome to the thread, we aint sizeist in here
Edit: just noticed your services.... I too knew Madfriend...a very couragous lady and all round lovely person :cool:
I must confess this is not my first visit but the last one was some time ago, probably about 5 years actually
Just thought it was time to wind up my favourite Scot
ps I really do struggle to get over 10st, these days
You and she are in the scrawny category together then
I'm a tad more plumptious meself
She's dead easy to rile up isn't she
Indeed, the fluffiest known to man or beast...and a sad anniversary looming
Is it four or five years?
Remember when her hair grew back in curly?
10th Sept 2009
Somewhere I have a photo of a DS gathering in Wantage..Mad, SR, Kitty Wrinkle and Uncle Monty.....must try to dig it out
I remember seeing pics of her at meets....I don't drink it myself but I hope there's voddy in heaven
I should LOVE to see that pic! :cool:
If not, she will invent it
Must dash now, good to chat.
*leaves calling card for SR*
still love you, my potting shed is still yours, yours truly, R McDuffe