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The Pub (Part 44)

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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,433
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    hooter wrote: »
    You dunna wanna know:eek::eek::eek:

    OOoeeerrrr!!!!!! :eek::eek:

    I'm trying to get shoes for DIL on ebuygoom hoots, bids end just after 10pm!!
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,433
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    Scots rool wrote: »
    *saunters in* Evening all..........:D

    Sobered up a bit have you :p
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    Scots roolScots rool Posts: 276,893
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    Sobered up a bit have you :p
    :mad::mad::mad:
    How very dare you! Not a drop has passed my lips!

    *yells on chinny* I want a word with you mister! :mad:
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,433
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    Scots rool wrote: »
    :mad::mad::mad:
    How very dare you! Not a drop has passed my lips!

    *yells on chinny* I want a word with you mister! :mad:

    :rolleyes: If you say so :p
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    Scots roolScots rool Posts: 276,893
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    :rolleyes: If you say so :p
    Harumph! Since when did you start believing what chin says. :rolleyes::p
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,433
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    Scots rool wrote: »
    Harumph! Since when did you start believing what chin says. :rolleyes::p

    Chinnock is a fine upstanding member of the public :sleep:

    Who pees in plant pots :eek:
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    chinchinchinchin Posts: 125,860
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    Evening peeps :D
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,433
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    chinchin wrote: »
    Evening peeps :D

    Evening chins! Bob wants a few pints of your finest amber nectar if you could please oblige :D
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    chinchinchinchin Posts: 125,860
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    Evening chins! Bob wants a few pints of your finest amber nectar if you could please oblige :D

    :eek: Bliddy weirdos in this place!
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,433
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    chinchin wrote: »
    :eek: Bliddy weirdos in this place!

    Don't knock it, he'll pay £3.50 a pint! ;);)
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    farmer bobfarmer bob Posts: 27,595
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    Don't knock it, he'll pay £3.50 a pint! ;);)

    He certainly will not! Outrageous fancy prices. :-(
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,433
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    farmer bob wrote: »
    He certainly will not! Outrageous fancy prices. :-(

    £3 then? It's quality stuff! :p
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    farmer bobfarmer bob Posts: 27,595
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    Scots rool wrote: »
    *saunters in* Evening all..........:D

    Hi, em I belieeeve I left my spare neckerchief in your attic last night. Can I go check if its up there?
    * paaaaarrpp, (tension fart :-)) *
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,433
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    farmer bob wrote: »
    Hi, em I belieeeve I left my spare neckerchief in your attic last night. Can I go check if its up there?
    * paaaaarrpp, (tension fart :-)) *

    **sprays air freshener** :rolleyes:
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    chinchinchinchin Posts: 125,860
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    farmer bob wrote: »
    He certainly will not! Outrageous fancy prices. :-(

    That'll be £3.50 ta. :D
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    Rugby manRugby man Posts: 10,786
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    *pops in for a shock, one off visit*
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    Mrs TeapotMrs Teapot Posts: 124,896
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    Rugby man wrote: »
    *pops in for a shock, one off visit*

    :eek::eek::eek:

    Who are you? :p

    Good Evening one and all :)
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,433
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    Rugby man wrote: »
    *pops in for a shock, one off visit*

    *ties Rugby man to cellar door* You must stay and see your lost love, SR!!!!!!
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    Mrs Teapot wrote: »
    :eek::eek::eek:

    Who are you? :p

    Good Evening one and all :)

    Are you on the lambrini toinight Mrs T?
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    farmer bobfarmer bob Posts: 27,595
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    Evening Mrs T, Rugby man.
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    Mrs TeapotMrs Teapot Posts: 124,896
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    Are you on the lambrini toinight Mrs T?

    Tranquilizers Twass :D I am going to get myself a bottle of decent wine tomorrow night, sod it!!!!!!!!!
    farmer bob wrote: »
    Evening Mrs T, Rugby man.

    Hello Bob,

    How are your crops? :D
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    chinchinchinchin Posts: 125,860
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    farmer bob wrote: »
    Hi, em I belieeeve I left my spare neckerchief in your attic last night. Can I go check if its up there?
    * paaaaarrpp, (tension fart :-)) *

    :eek: AYOR!
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    Mrs Teapot wrote: »
    Tranquilizers Twass :D I am going to get myself a bottle of decent wine tomorrow night, sod it!!!!!!!!!



    Hello Bob,

    How are your crops? :D

    You deserve it Mrs T :cool: Just don't spill it on yer lappy keyboard :D
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    farmer bobfarmer bob Posts: 27,595
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    Mrs Teapot wrote: »
    Tranquilizers Twass :D I am going to get myself a bottle of decent wine tomorrow night, sod it!!!!!!!!!



    Hello Bob,

    How are your crops? :D

    Well my plums have been dropping in the Orchard, the oats are nicely swollen in field 3 and as for my wheat, well its a bumper harvest this year. Praise be to the Sun gods :-)
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    chinchinchinchin Posts: 125,860
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    Rugby man wrote: »
    *pops in for a shock, one off visit*
    :mad: You still owe me £500!

    Mrs Teapot wrote: »
    :eek::eek::eek:

    Who are you? :p

    Good Evening one and all :)

    Evening Mrs T. :D *clunk*
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