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I'm like Gene Hunt, not this new man dreck

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    NorthcroftNorthcroft Posts: 450
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    Just got back.
    I'm covered and stink of girly juice
    I shot 5 times
    Great night :)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 32,379
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    This must be one of the funniest threads on DS. Even better than 83ray1 fantasy threads.

    I don't believe a word of it. I doubt many on here do either.
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    Bedlam_maidBedlam_maid Posts: 5,922
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    Northcroft wrote: »
    Just got back.
    I'm covered and stink of girly juice
    I shot 5 times
    Great night :)

    Oscar, is that you? :eek:
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    RebelScumRebelScum Posts: 16,008
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    Northcroft wrote: »
    Just got back.
    I'm covered and stink of girly juice
    I shot 5 times
    Great night :)

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o
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    KJ44KJ44 Posts: 38,093
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    Never Nude wrote: »
    Have safe sex. Use a kindle

    Like a tumble dryer?
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    silentNatesilentNate Posts: 84,079
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    RebelScum wrote: »

    Please tell me Akon only released that as a joke!? :eek: :o
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 374
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    I have always called women Love, its something I picked up from my Nan many years ago and never lost.
    Most are ok about it but some get royally ****ed off, they are also usually the type of woman I avoid like the plague and hopefully have very little interaction with.
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    clarriboclarribo Posts: 6,258
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    silentNate wrote: »
    Please tell me Akon only released that as a joke!? :eek: :o

    The Lonely Island are a comedy group used to be on saturday night live, loads of big artists have collaborated with them.
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    shmiskshmisk Posts: 7,963
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    Northcroft wrote: »
    Just got back.
    I'm covered and stink of girly juice
    I shot 5 times
    Great night :)

    You're "covered"
    You must have "shot" over yourself
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    NorthcroftNorthcroft Posts: 450
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    Covered as in my private regions were very sticky and reeked of sex
    Today I ain't done anything yet, I will go on cam about 3pm and see if any yummy birds are about.
    Saturday tends to be quiet as the husbands are away, Monday is the best day for lotharios like me :)
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    vosnevosne Posts: 14,131
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    Northcroft wrote: »
    Covered as in my private regions were very sticky and reeked of sex
    Today I ain't done anything yet, I will go on cam about 3pm and see if any yummy birds are about.
    Saturday tends to be quiet as the husbands are away, Monday is the best day for lotharios like me :)

    That last bit doesn't really make sense now does it, Captain Knobstein.


    Edit: Anyway, live a little. Get Mr Tasty Piece involved too. Not fancy a bit of love muscle too? :)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,471
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    Northcroft wrote: »
    I shot 5 times

    Into a handkerchief?
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    shmiskshmisk Posts: 7,963
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    Northcroft wrote: »
    Covered as in my private regions were very sticky and reeked of sex
    Today I ain't done anything yet, I will go on cam about 3pm and see if any yummy birds are about.
    Saturday tends to be quiet as the husbands are away, Monday is the best day for lotharios like me :)

    Most normal people would wash or shower not just stay sticky
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    silentNatesilentNate Posts: 84,079
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    clarribo wrote: »
    The Lonely Island are a comedy group used to be on saturday night live, loads of big artists have collaborated with them.

    Thank... can't see the radio playing that tbh ;):D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 16,986
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    Never Nude wrote: »
    Into a handkerchief?

    Sock.
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    Bex_123Bex_123 Posts: 10,783
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    Northcroft wrote: »
    Just got back.
    I'm covered and stink of girly juice

    You've forgotten what real sex is like, haven't you?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,471
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    Sock.

    *shudders*
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,471
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    Bex_123 wrote: »
    You've forgotten what real sex is like, haven't you?

    Forgotten? More likely he has never had sex at all ;)
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    vosnevosne Posts: 14,131
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    Never Nude wrote: »
    Forgotten? More likely he has never had sex at all ;)

    Like me. I'm still waiting for the right watermelon.
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    NorthcroftNorthcroft Posts: 450
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    Bex_123 wrote: »
    You've forgotten what real sex is like, haven't you?

    I don't think so petal, as I've got older ive got randier and randier
    I'm "up" nearly all of the time :)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 16,986
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    Northcroft wrote: »
    I don't think so petal, as I've got older ive got randier and randier
    I'm "up" nearly all of the time :)

    Have a good weekend and thanks for being such a good sport about this thread. I mean that sincerely. :)
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    NorthcroftNorthcroft Posts: 450
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    Have a good weekend and thanks for being such a good sport about this thread. I mean that sincerely. :)

    You too.
    I don't mind the haters, I know the chicks would want me to hump them and the blokes are sea green with envy :)
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    shmiskshmisk Posts: 7,963
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    Northcroft wrote: »
    I don't think so petal, as I've got older ive got randier and randier
    I'm "up" nearly all of the time :)

    That's a medical condition called priapism
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    shmiskshmisk Posts: 7,963
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    Northcroft wrote: »
    You too.
    I don't mind the haters, I know the chicks would want me to hump them and the blokes are sea green with envy :)

    Having seen your picture I would rather be celibate for life
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    Bex_123Bex_123 Posts: 10,783
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    Northcroft wrote: »
    You too.
    I don't mind the haters, I know the chicks would want me to hump them and the blokes are sea green with envy :)

    I couldn't be with someone who says the words 'haters' and 'humps' in a non ironic way.
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