She back to pretending to be drunk for the simpletons who like that side of her act. Unfortunately the other hms are making it plain they don't believe her which leaves her wandering around feeling stupid.
How disgusting she really is the pits & she must have a Fanlight the size of a football field....I thought you only got them when you was having intercourse because of the lack of Lubrication or the pushing causing a air to get trapped! I stand corrected if i'm wrong...Christmas must be fun in her house:yawn:
How disgusting she really is the pits & she must have a Fanlight the size of a football field....I thought you only got them when you was having intercourse because of the lack of Lubrication or the pushing causing a air to get trapped! I stand corrected if i'm wrong...Christmas must be fun in her house:yawn:
When I was at school many years ago, 2 female friends of mine had a competition to see who could do the best ones , they could do them at will
She back to pretending to be drunk for the simpletons who like that side of her act. Unfortunately the other hms are making it plain they don't believe her which leaves her wandering around feeling stupid.
Definitely faking being psst. The fanny farts to shock, the crawling on the hands & knees to bed, the fear of pissing the bed, all part of the wearing very thin now, act.
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Practically as far as her knees...
Ha. No doubt all Charlotte fans will be doing F-farts tomorrow in her honour.
Oh my goodness
Can't wait.
You know it!
larf @ queefs, I couldnt think of the word.
Hazel's, surely.
There is already a thread blaming Lauren.:D
You can't wait for Carols', but Lauren refusing to do one discussed you so much that you even started a thread on it.
http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1887320
:D:D:D
'Can't wait' was sarcasm.
maybe I should have used the :rolleyes: smiley
How disgusting she really is the pits & she must have a Fanlight the size of a football field....I thought you only got them when you was having intercourse because of the lack of Lubrication or the pushing causing a air to get trapped! I stand corrected if i'm wrong...Christmas must be fun in her house:yawn:
:rolleyes:;)
When I was at school many years ago, 2 female friends of mine had a competition to see who could do the best ones , they could do them at will
Definitely faking being psst. The fanny farts to shock, the crawling on the hands & knees to bed, the fear of pissing the bed, all part of the wearing very thin now, act.
I never heard of doing it on command...
"By the right....quick fanny farting.....wait for it, WAIT FOR IT!!"
I used to do a yoga class with a bunch of (mostly) middle-aged women and never heard a single FF!
It will edgeyoucate you all.
Too slack.