But you may sit at my delicately beautiful feet. And I will allow you to be the penultimate person to post.
Then we shall retire to my queendom where you can worship me for ever more. How glorious for you. You are extremely fortunate thanks to my goodwill. No need to thank me. I'm a very generous person.
I know you will spend your birthday praising my existence. As is appropriate and correct. You're not some selfish unsexy person who would think this day is anything about you.
But you may sit at my delicately beautiful feet. And I will allow you to be the penultimate person to post.
Then we shall retire to my queendom where you can worship me for ever more. How glorious for you. You are extremely fortunate thanks to my goodwill. No need to thank me. I'm a very generous person.
I know you will spend your birthday praising my existence. As is appropriate and correct. You're not some selfish unsexy person who would think this day is anything about you.
BIB - I just can't say what i was about too, not in public anyway
Oh, but Birdy, EVERYDAY is all about you, that's only right and proper. One shall not get ahead of ones self and think this day (ones Birthday), or any other day for that matter should be anything but revolving you, and you only (like everyday should be).
There IS need to thank you, and that shall be done in the queendom. Actions speak louder than words, i'm sure the queen shall be most satisfied
Well there is something about you that is fat and flabby, as I notice it blocks out the sun when you walk past !
:eek: Melanie and Titania are not FAT or FLABBY Martin, they are full and round and plumptious like all good titties are...lean scrawny ones are not sexy!! I could put Nigella's floury baps in the shade, quite literally
:eek: Melanie and Titania are not FAT or FLABBY Martin, they are full and round and plumptious like all good titties are...lean scrawny ones are not sexy!! I could put Nigella's floury baps in the shade, quite literally
If you can put Nigella's in the shade, they are obviously too big !!
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Non existent.
Inconsequential. Utterly naught.
nullità.
That just about sums up the sexiness of our FMs.
Happy Birthday btw gorgeous. Woop!
*blows kiss*
One of these days you might be almost half as sexy as me. Maybe. If you're very lucky.
I'm hoping against hope that i will, one day, become your equal in the land of sexiness, maybe even join you on the throne
Obviously i could never overtake you, that goes without saying.
(by George i think he's got it ^^^^)
Unfortunately the 'inferior' ones :rolleyes: Shall try, but never to any avail!
But you may sit at my delicately beautiful feet. And I will allow you to be the penultimate person to post.
Then we shall retire to my queendom where you can worship me for ever more. How glorious for you. You are extremely fortunate thanks to my goodwill. No need to thank me. I'm a very generous person.
I know you will spend your birthday praising my existence. As is appropriate and correct. You're not some selfish unsexy person who would think this day is anything about you.
BIB - I just can't say what i was about too, not in public anyway
Oh, but Birdy, EVERYDAY is all about you, that's only right and proper. One shall not get ahead of ones self and think this day (ones Birthday), or any other day for that matter should be anything but revolving you, and you only (like everyday should be).
There IS need to thank you, and that shall be done in the queendom. Actions speak louder than words, i'm sure the queen shall be most satisfied
Would you care to share my throne for ten minutes, chins...before you clean the silver and polish my 500 pairs of sexy shoes?
..and here they are !
I see you are being kind to Birdy, Martin - gent that you are....hers are much flabbier than that and considerably larger :eek:
What more like yours ?
Don't be ridiculous Martin. My ass is my best asset
Sexy, round, firm.....what is known as a bodaceous ass
Well there is something about you that is fat and flabby, as I notice it blocks out the sun when you walk past !
:eek: Melanie and Titania are not FAT or FLABBY Martin, they are full and round and plumptious like all good titties are...lean scrawny ones are not sexy!! I could put Nigella's floury baps in the shade, quite literally
If you can put Nigella's in the shade, they are obviously too big !!
Nonsense! 38DD is the perfect size :cool: Besides, I am going swimming later and they are the perfect flotation device
Did one of you...ahem......larger persons jump in the swimming pool again? :rolleyes:
"Grabs mop and bucket......mutter....mutter ....
I am totally looking sexy in gym trousers and a Jimi Hendrix T shirt! :cool: I know how the rock the sporty look
Happy Birthday Jose Babe
Yeah, it tells you @ the bottom of the forun threads
I've never looked
I'm now about to get extremely drunk
Nowt sexy about that, 7 days a week ...... Jose Babe