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Am I getting old or is this really a bizarre product?

Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2419876/Who-knew-greying-genitals-problem-Amazon-stocking-30-labia-dye-restore-rosy-hue.html

Genital dye for that, apparently, widespread problem of labia losing their youthful hue

Seriously?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,471
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    I consider myself a spring chicken and this is really weird. Wy on earth would anyone dye their vag??????
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    acoolwelshblokeacoolwelshbloke Posts: 3,185
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    People are just so weird, it will be cream to rub on a mans bell end to give it that youthful look next!
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    degsyhufcdegsyhufc Posts: 59,251
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    I was expecing before and after pics :(
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 12,075
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    HAHAHAHAHHAHA!

    Hysterical. This week I will be mostly wearing a genital red mohican.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 16,986
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    I see they all have names like Virgin Atlantic planes - 'Ginger', 'Marilyn', 'Bettie' and 'Audrey'. What's yours called? :D
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    skp20040skp20040 Posts: 66,874
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    How long before we hear the sounds of

    "this is not just any fanny dye , this is luxurious ,long lasting M&S fanny dye, for your own pot of Helga or Gertrude visit us in store now "
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    DomestosDomestos Posts: 7,014
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    I don't know what colour my fanny is, let along consider dying it.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,512
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    Us women fought long and hard for this sort of lifestyle choice.

    I'm surprised they didn't call one 'The Pornstar'.
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    cinnamon girlcinnamon girl Posts: 814
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    I like the comment under the article by BadPostie :D
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    cahcah Posts: 24,689
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    Why ? just Whyyyyyyyyyy ? :confused:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 12,075
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    cah wrote: »
    Why ? just Whyyyyyyyyyy ? :confused:

    Because someone reckons they will make shed loads of money out of the concept.
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    ÆnimaÆnima Posts: 38,548
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    Pfft, it's just not the same when it isn't authentic...
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    MustabusterMustabuster Posts: 5,975
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    If it's gone grey check for a pulse first.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 16,986
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    Haven't seen mine for years so have no idea what colour it was or should be, don't care either, no-one else see's it so I definately won't be buying this product. I suppose this product is for those women you see sprawled on the pavement outside a club with their legs wide open drunk out of their senses on a Friday night.
    Hahaha. Some of the comments are priceless.
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    Si_CreweSi_Crewe Posts: 40,202
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    If you were that concerned about it, wouldn't you just rub a bit of normal hair dye on at the same as you did the rest?

    It's not something I have much experience of so maybe I'm not seeing the whole picture though. :o
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 16,986
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    Si_Crewe wrote: »
    If you were that concerned about it, wouldn't you just rub a bit of normal hair dye on at the same as you did the rest?

    It's not something I have much experience of so maybe I'm not seeing the whole picture though. :o

    It's not hair dye Si. It's lip dye lol
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    degsyhufcdegsyhufc Posts: 59,251
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    Yeah_Jackie wrote: »
    Hahaha. Some of the comments are priceless.
    I think like with anal bleaching it's for the benefit of the partner :D
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    Si_CreweSi_Crewe Posts: 40,202
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    Yeah_Jackie wrote: »
    It's not hair dye Si. It's lip dye lol

    Oh. :o

    If anybody described any of my bits as "greying" and they weren't refering to hair, I think I'd want to see a doctor.

    Greying? Is that even a real thing? :o
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    acoolwelshblokeacoolwelshbloke Posts: 3,185
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    I didn't even know a woman's fanny changes colour with age. :O
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    ÆnimaÆnima Posts: 38,548
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    Yeah_Jackie wrote: »
    It's not hair dye Si. It's lip dye lol

    You could use a bit of lippy?
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    degsyhufc wrote: »
    I think like with anal bleaching it's for the benefit of the partner :D

    To be fair, if I met a bloke who complained my labia weren't rosy enough, I'm not sure he'd be the man for me
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    cinnamon girlcinnamon girl Posts: 814
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    bob up and down wrote: »
    Because someone reckons they will make shed loads of money out of the concept.

    Yup, typical strategy of the beauty industry; make people insecure about something they didn't even know they should be insecure about, then sell them the solution. Effing bonkers!!
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    Ænima wrote: »
    You could use a bit of lippy?

    Genital lipstick - get on Dragons Den you
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    BellaRosaBellaRosa Posts: 36,553
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    Domestos wrote: »
    I don't know what colour my fanny is, let along consider dying it.

    :o:D:D
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    ÆnimaÆnima Posts: 38,548
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    Genital lipstick - get on Dragons Den you

    I know! I think I'm ahead of the game here :D
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