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Am I getting old or is this really a bizarre product?

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    Si_CreweSi_Crewe Posts: 40,202
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    Genital lipstick - get on Dragons Den you

    That could prove to be a bit of a shocker for the guy the next time he went for a pee. :o
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    franciefrancie Posts: 31,089
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    Never Nude wrote: »
    I consider myself a spring chicken and this is really weird. Wy on earth would anyone dye their vag??????

    Because life is not worth living if you don't.
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    Ænima wrote: »
    I know! I think I'm ahead of the game here :D

    Just imagining Duncan Bannatynes face :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 16,986
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    Ænima wrote: »
    You could use a bit of lippy?

    Do you need a lip liner first? I'll ask at the MAC counter at the weekend what they advise. :D
    Whats the point when the stomach has to be lifted to have a look

    Hahahaha
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    degsyhufcdegsyhufc Posts: 59,251
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    Domestos wrote: »
    I don't know what colour my fanny is, let along consider dying it.
    Post a pic and we'll have a consensus
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    franciefrancie Posts: 31,089
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    There'll be millions of legs in the air and mirrors out after reading that.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 14,920
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    People are just so weird, it will be cream to rub on a mans bell end to give it that youthful look next!

    Nice and slowly.
    :eek: :eek: :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 16,986
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    degsyhufc wrote: »
    Post a pic and we'll have a consensus

    Dulux colour chart ready! :D
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    degsyhufcdegsyhufc Posts: 59,251
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    francie wrote: »
    There'll be millions of legs in the air and mirrors out after reading that.
    Can you not do a 'selfie'?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 16,986
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    degsyhufc wrote: »
    Can you not do a 'selfie'?

    Hahahahaha. :D
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    abarthmanabarthman Posts: 8,501
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    To be fair, if I met a bloke who complained my labia weren't rosy enough, I'm not sure he'd be the man for me
    Be honest now. You'd be grateful to meet a bloke who even bothers to get close enough to the area concerned to notice!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 12,075
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    degsyhufc wrote: »
    I think like with anal bleaching it's for the benefit of the partner :D

    Can you use domestos? Kills all known germs as well.... bonus!:)
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    Si_CreweSi_Crewe Posts: 40,202
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    francie wrote: »
    There'll be millions of legs in the air and mirrors out after reading that.

    It's a fair point though.

    First time something gets released onto an unsuspecting market, everybody thinks it's bonkers but by the time there's half a dozen products competing for the market a lot of people will start to think it must be a real issue.

    Kinda reminds me of all the palava about "under-eye roll-on moisturisers".
    WTF's so special about the under-eye area that it warrants a special moisturising doodad and what's wrong with just rubbing on a bit of the E45 that you use to moisturise the rest of you?
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    franciefrancie Posts: 31,089
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    degsyhufc wrote: »
    Can you not do a 'selfie'?

    :D...
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    DomestosDomestos Posts: 7,014
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    What next? A 'Nut Net' for aging droopy testicles?
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    degsyhufcdegsyhufc Posts: 59,251
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    Can you use domestos? Kills all known germs as well.... bonus!:)
    Domestos! Are you mad!!



    Cillit Bang!
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    DomestosDomestos Posts: 7,014
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    degsyhufc wrote: »
    Domestos! Are you mad!!

    What what?:confused:
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    franciefrancie Posts: 31,089
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    Si_Crewe wrote: »
    It's a fair point though.

    First time something gets released onto an unsuspecting market, everybody thinks it's bonkers but by the time there's half a dozen products competing for the market a lot of people will start to think it must be a real issue.

    Kinda reminds me of all the palava about "under-eye roll-on moisturisers".
    WTF's so special about the under-eye area that it warrants a special moisturising doodad and what's wrong with just rubbing on a bit of the E45 that you use to moisturise the rest of you?

    I used to work on a maternity unit years ago and one of my jobs was to give enemas / suppositories. I remember one morning this very large woman was asked to prepare herself whilst the medication was went for...a few mins later I pulled the curtains back and this woman was on her side, left leg in the air and was trying to juggle her hand mirror to have a good look....a sight I've never forgotten.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,138
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    Banana or butterscotch

    but not raspberry ripple
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    VoynichVoynich Posts: 14,481
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    Far too limited colours. Where's the shades of green and blue?
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    Si_CreweSi_Crewe Posts: 40,202
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    francie wrote: »
    I used to work on a maternity unit years ago and one of my jobs was to give enemas / suppositories. I remember one morning this very large woman was asked to prepare herself whilst the medication was went for...a few mins later I pulled the curtains back and this woman was on her side, left leg in the air and was trying to juggle her hand mirror to have a good look....a sight I've never forgotten.

    You know I can never un-read that now, right? :mad:
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    degsyhufcdegsyhufc Posts: 59,251
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    Voynich wrote: »
    Far too limited colours. Where's the shades of green and blue?
    The Na'vi range :D
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    Domestos wrote: »
    What next? A 'Nut Net' for aging droopy testicles?

    Get that patented and get yourself on Dragons Den - you never know
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    franciefrancie Posts: 31,089
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    Si_Crewe wrote: »
    You know I can never un-read that now, right? :mad:

    Hee hee.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 16,986
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    Domestos wrote: »
    What next? A 'Nut Net' for aging droopy testicles?
    Blondie X wrote: »
    Get that patented and get yourself on Dragons Den - you never know

    I'm sorry but these have been in existence forever.
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