My favourite exchange from Police Squad is in episode 1 when they interview Sally Decker. That dialogue is just genius
"So Miss Decker, when did you notice that something was wrong?"
"Well I heard the shot, and as I turned, Jim fell"
"Er, he's the teller Frank"
"Jim Fell's the teller?"
"No, Jim Johnson"
"Who's Jim Fell?"
Mayor: Drebin, I don't want anymore trouble like you had last year on the South Side. Understand? That's my policy.
Frank: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of "Julius Caesar", you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones.
Mayor: Drebin, I don't want anymore trouble like you had last year on the South Side. Understand? That's my policy.
Frank: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of "Julius Caesar", you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones.
I came on here just to say that. Best moment in the film.
Love the trilogy, one of my favourites.
Leslie Neilson is sorely missed from the comedy world.
(Trying to tell Frank about the case in hospital)
Nordberg: Dr - Drugs...
Frank: Quick Nurse, give this man some drugs! Cant you see he's in pain?
Nordberg: No Frank, heroin...
Frank: That's a tall order Nordberg. You'll have to give me a couple of days on that one.
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Do you want to take a dinghy?
Nah I took care of that at the press conference.
Cuban?
No - Dutch Irish. My father was from Wales.
Go Stephanie!
Mr and Mrs Drebin... please... I'm a diabetic....
"Cigarette?"
"Yes, I know"
and from Police Squad
"We would have come sooner but your husband wasn't dead then."
"Police Squad" was a spoof of the 1959 series "M Squad" which starred Lee Marvin.
My favourite gag from Police Squad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxlNB2qJaII
"So Miss Decker, when did you notice that something was wrong?"
"Well I heard the shot, and as I turned, Jim fell"
"Er, he's the teller Frank"
"Jim Fell's the teller?"
"No, Jim Johnson"
"Who's Jim Fell?"
It goes on, but it's just brilliant!
'Don't you realise its because of you this city is being overrun by baboons?'
'Well, isnt that the fault of the voters...?'
Frank: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of "Julius Caesar", you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones.
Drebin (in disguise): "I'm a locksmith... and I'm a locksmith."
I think it's 'I'm Al Ocksmith.. and I'm a locksmith'
"Yes, it's very impressive!!"
That joke was used in one episode of Police Squad and one of the Naked Gun films
Love the trilogy, one of my favourites.
Leslie Neilson is sorely missed from the comedy world.
The third film did make me want someone to make the film "Geriatric park" though.
My personal favourite gag:
(Jane storms away from Frank in a bar)
Frank: Oh I love being single......I HAVEN'T HAD THIS MUCH SEX SINCE I WAS A BOYSCOUT LEADER!
(Piano stops, everyone falls silent and looks at him)
Frank: I mean...um...at the time....I was dating a lot...
Mother theresa:the musical
Nordberg: Dr - Drugs...
Frank: Quick Nurse, give this man some drugs! Cant you see he's in pain?
Nordberg: No Frank, heroin...
Frank: That's a tall order Nordberg. You'll have to give me a couple of days on that one.
Frank: Unless he's a drooling vegetable. But I think that's only common sense.
(Tracking down villain):
'Give me a name!'
'Weren't your parents supposed to do that?'