Andre's "suffering" (part 2)

Blondie X · 30/09/13 - 01:01

Holly_Evans wrote: »

I don't mind the guy, but I am flabbergasted by the awfullness of those lyrics!

Google Peter Andre lyrics, that one is about as good as it gets

Holly_Evans · 30/09/13 - 01:03

Blondie X wrote: »

Google Peter Andre lyrics, that one is about as good as it gets

:eek:

Blue Eyed lady · 30/09/13 - 01:03

Blondie X wrote: »

Google Peter Andre lyrics, that one is about as good as it gets

:eek::eek:

lexi22 · 30/09/13 - 01:04

Essex Angel* wrote: »

For the life of me I cannot figure out why there's a shovel there.

Holly_Evans wrote: »

Maybe it should say trowel instead of towel

I think it's probably 'stains' rather than 'spades'.

Blondie X · 30/09/13 - 01:04

Random example but pick any of them and cringe http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/peterandre/liftthesky.html

Blue Eyed lady · 30/09/13 - 01:08

Blondie X wrote: »

Random example but pick any of them and cringe http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/peterandre/liftthesky.html

This part was especially moving.......

There are days when I hurt
There are tears that I cry
They all disappear
When I look into your eyes

When I feel broken
Too broken to try
I look at you
And I can lift the sky

There are hearts in every ocean
There are leaves in every tree
Wherever life may take you
Just know I got your back
Just know I got your back

lexi22 · 30/09/13 - 01:09

Blue Eyed lady wrote: »

Lexi, it's with great pleasure I give you, the one, the only, Mr Peter Andre..........http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iBAEdlB5QhE/TRjyuOJhqOI/AAAAAAAAEuk/jt48q-nQsug/s400/peter_andre.jpg

Aw thank you, BEL! :cool:

I've just thought of a use for that spade. And a towel and a shower afterwards to wash away the evidence of my crime.

Holly_Evans · 30/09/13 - 01:10

Blondie X wrote: »

Random example but pick any of them and cringe http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/peterandre/liftthesky.html

LOL! Most would climb the highest mountain, Peter would climb the highest wall!

Can't explain to my OH why I'm crying:o

Sweet_Princess · 30/09/13 - 01:10

If Peter has any sense which I think he doesnt but in this case he should end his reality show after this series and dont re start it for anything. Keep Emily and the baby off tv he doesnt wanna go down the same road as he did with Katie by having the kid and then arguing and then splitting up. Peter do whats right and keep your relationship and new baby out of the spotlight

Azura's Star · 30/09/13 - 01:13

Blue Eyed lady wrote: »

Lexi will be delighted:D

And those 7 little words have only gone & won you, what the majority of sane women have nightmares about.

Lexi, it's with great pleasure I give you, the one, the only, Mr Peter Andre..........http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iBAEdlB5QhE/TRjyuOJhqOI/AAAAAAAAEuk/jt48q-nQsug/s400/peter_andre.jpg

:eek::eek::eek:
Whoa!!!
(Why is he clutching his "package"? Is he worried all the socks are going to fall out?)

Blue Eyed lady wrote: »

This part was especially moving.......

There are days when I hurt
There are tears that I cry
They all disappear
When I look into your eyes

When I feel broken
Too broken to try
I look at you
And I can lift the sky

There are hearts in every ocean
There are leaves in every tree
Wherever life may take you
Just know I got your back
Just know I got your back

Hmm.
My bowels certainly started moving - although it didn't do much for any other bits.

cazzz · 30/09/13 - 01:18

Holly_Evans wrote: »

LOL! Most would climb the highest mountain, Peter would climb the highest wall!

Can't explain to my OH why I'm crying:o

I don't think its possible, has he conquered his fear of heights yet?:D

Blue Eyed lady · 30/09/13 - 01:19

lexi22 wrote: »

Aw thank you, BEL! :cool:

I've just thought of a use for that spade. And a towel and a shower afterwards to wash away the evidence of my crime.

How ungrateful:mad:

Psst We'll take turns at digging;)

Sweet_Princess wrote: »

If Peter has any sense which I think he doesnt but in this case he should end his reality show after this series and dont re start it for anything. Keep Emily and the baby off tv he doesnt wanna go down the same road as he did with Katie by having the kid and then arguing and then splitting up. Peter do whats right and keep your relationship and new baby out of the spotlight

We can but hope, though I think Emily has already shown a liking for being in front of the cameras.

Azura's Star wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek:
Whoa!!!
(Why is he clutching his "package"? Is he worried all the socks are going to fall out?)

Hmm.
My bowels certainly started moving - although it didn't do much for any other bits.

That or keeping the winner's prize a surprise:o

sidsgirl · 30/09/13 - 01:23

Holly_Evans wrote: »

Maybe it should say trowel instead of towel

I don't mind the guy, but I am flabbergasted by the awfullness of those lyrics!

Not defending him, but lots of song lyrics dont make sense

lexi22 · 30/09/13 - 01:41

sidsgirl wrote: »

Not defending him, but lots of song lyrics dont make sense

That is very true, but the 'Bad as You Are' lyrics are particularly... er.. senseless.

artlesschaos · 30/09/13 - 01:55

lexi22 wrote: »

That is very true, but the 'Bad as You Are' lyrics are particularly... er.. senseless.

Perhaps you are missing the depth of thought that went into the song. Perhaps Pa wanted to write a song that was as bad as the bad he was writing about?

Perhaps the bad is deliberate bad and we are missing lyrical genius at work.

artlesschaos · 30/09/13 - 01:59

artlesschaos wrote: »

Perhaps you are missing the depth of thought that went into the song. Perhaps Pa wanted to write a song that was as bad as the bad he was writing about?

Perhaps the bad is deliberate bad and we are missing lyrical genius at work.

Actually, scratch that, I just found these:

So baby don’t sleep on me.
I Know you’ve met a lot of guys with super egos,
But I’m going to save your heart like a super hero.
Yes I’m, Gonna protect you,

cazzz · 30/09/13 - 02:26

artlesschaos wrote: »

Actually, scratch that, I just found these:

So baby don’t sleep on me.
I Know you’ve met a lot of guys with super egos,
But I’m going to save your heart like a super hero.
Yes I’m, Gonna protect you,

Are these lyrics from his "best album to date" his words not mine...if they are then the next album doesn't have much to live up to!

Rowan Hedge · 30/09/13 - 06:16

I'm pleased he is suffering cause hearing that gonk makes my ears bleed and gonads shriver.

Blondie X · 30/09/13 - 12:53

sidsgirl wrote: »

Not defending him, but lots of song lyrics dont make sense

It's not the not making sense, it's the sheer awfulness. Many of his lyrics do appear to have been written by Junior and Princess with a crayon

[Deleted User] · 30/09/13 - 14:51

Cym wrote: »

Hes actually telling the truth here, for once :rolleyes: he dosent have to tell her what to wear, because CP tells both of them:D

:D:D:

She didnt do such a great job in the dress choice that had Denise Van Outen and Christine Bleakley all choosing the same dress.

Emily was filmed choosing the dress and sending a pic through to Claire for approval.

[Deleted User] · 30/09/13 - 17:18

cazzz wrote: »

Are these lyrics from his "best album to date" his words not mine...if they are then the next album doesn't have much to live up to!

Check out these lyrics....pure cheese!!! From his track called XLR8:

So baby get ready
'Cause I'm about to accelerate like a car
And I'm a go-getta
I'm a take a top shot straight to your heart
Listen let's go baby
Never seen a lover that can do you like me, just wait and see
(Gimme the green light and watch me go)

yep, the above lyrics are real!

[Deleted User] · 30/09/13 - 20:01

Blondie X wrote: »

It's not the not making sense, it's the sheer awfulness. Many of his lyrics do appear to have been written by Junior and Princess with a crayon

:D:D

I think someone needs to lock up his studio and tell him hes got to accept he cant write music and pay or others to do it, or murder a few covers.

kiviraat · 30/09/13 - 22:13

mirrormirror wrote: »

Check out these lyrics....pure cheese!!! From his track called XLR8:

So baby get ready
'Cause I'm about to accelerate like a car
And I'm a go-getta
I'm a take a top shot straight to your heart
Listen let's go baby
Never seen a lover that can do you like me, just wait and see
(Gimme the green light and watch me go)

yep, the above lyrics are real!

I can't get over these being real lyrics. I've heard better parodies from drunks on a Saturday night!

cazzz · 30/09/13 - 23:13

mirrormirror wrote: »

Check out these lyrics....pure cheese!!! From his track called XLR8:

So baby get ready
'Cause I'm about to accelerate like a car
And I'm a go-getta
I'm a take a top shot straight to your heart
Listen let's go baby
Never seen a lover that can do you like me, just wait and see
(Gimme the green light and watch me go)

yep, the above lyrics are real!

I'm a take a top shot straight to your heart :eek:

I read that back twice, the words are just not there that should be, its a mess. I bet he worked on this for months:eek: no wonder his ex had no interested in his music, I never thought I'd have something in common with his ex but I do when it comes to his music!

Blondie X · 30/09/13 - 23:15

mirrormirror wrote: »

Check out these lyrics....pure cheese!!! From his track called XLR8:

So baby get ready
'Cause I'm about to accelerate like a car
And I'm a go-getta
I'm a take a top shot straight to your heart
Listen let's go baby
Never seen a lover that can do you like me, just wait and see
(Gimme the green light and watch me go)

yep, the above lyrics are real!

I've written better lyrics than that in some of these threads - especially the Emma Chawner one :eek:

Hey there!

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