*waits for PA's exclusive revealage that he has visualised an entire week all by himself, and has discovered that Tuesday is the day after Monday*
:rolleyes:
*waits for PA's exclusive revealage that he has visualised an entire week all by himself, and has discovered that Tuesday is the day after Monday*
:rolleyes:
Now you're just being silly Azura, P or J lay out his Sun to Mon pants to help him with that;)
Now you're just being silly Azura, P or J lay out his Sun to Mon pants to help him with that
Oh don't, now I'm getting exited. PLEASE let it happen!!!
And which poor soul has to make sure the idiot doesn't put them on back to front?
I know the XFactor is going downhill faster than one of PA's albums sliding down the charts towards the bargain bin, but surely they're not that desperate?
And which poor soul has to make sure the idiot doesn't put them on back to front?
I know the XFactor is going downhill faster than one of PA's albums sliding down the charts towards the bargain bin, but surely they're not that desperate?
As far as I'm aware, she doesn't get paid, her reward is not having to put them on him & making sure his vest is tucked in, dunno what poor bugger does that for him
Now come on Arty, how could he fit that into a 5 minute slot;)
By the time he has cried over the "bullying" , cried over the mocking (not his fault) cried over loving his kids, cried over Australia and cried over getting a second chance (that he wasted on Insania, enough to make anyone cry), cried over loving his kids some more, mentioned being a sex god, but then making sure we know that's not the kind of guy he is (unless that is the kind of guy we want him to be, cos he can do that) pulled that toothless turtle face, told a couple of lame "jokes" mentioned how much he loves his kids and made sure everyone knows that nothing was his fault he would have taken up at least 3 segments.
By the time he has cried over the "bullying" , cried over the mocking (not his fault) cried over loving his kids, cried over Australia and cried over getting a second chance (that he wasted on Insania, enough to make anyone cry), cried over loving his kids some more, mentioned being a sex god, but then making sure we know that's not the kind of guy he is (unless that is the kind of guy we want him to be, cos he can do that) pulled that toothless turtle face, told a couple of lame "jokes" mentioned how much he loves his kids and made sure everyone knows that nothing was his fault he would have taken up at least 3 segments.
*mops up own tears*
Maybe just maybe if we all write a letter to ITV producers suggesting a triple bill X Factor special dedicated to mega star Andre, he could fit all that in surely?!
Maybe just maybe if we all write a letter to ITV producers suggesting a triple bill X Factor special dedicated to mega star Andre, he could fit all that in surely?!
Where he got to duet with all the finalist, as well as coaching them on how to reach that particular nasal whine that he brings to every song? He could also teach them how to pretend you have written a song at a particular time because it didn't get any attention when you actually wrote it.
Where he got to duet with all the finalist, as well as coaching them on how to reach that particular nasal whine that he brings to every song? He could also teach them how to pretend you have written a song at a particular time because it didn't get any attention when you actually wrote it.
You've forgotten the very important issue of costumes.
Dressing like a 1980s Robocop tribute act is vital if you want to emulate PA and reach the dizzy heights of a gig at Butlins.
Not to mention the sub-par Michael Jackson style "dancing".
Shamone.
Where he got to duet with all the finalist, as well as coaching them on how to reach that particular nasal whine that he brings to every song? He could also teach them how to pretend you have written a song at a particular time because it didn't get any attention when you actually wrote it.
I was thinking a live performance on the results show but your ideas are way better:D
Pardon me for being a bit fick (I avoid all things x-factor) but why would he be a guest on it? To do what, exactly? Sing? Coach? Give advice? :eek:
On the results show on a Sunday they have a star guest singing, so far there's been Katy Perry, Lady Gaga so obviously with Andre being in the same league, it's only fair he has a turn.;)
By the time he has cried over the "bullying" , cried over the mocking (not his fault) cried over loving his kids, cried over Australia and cried over getting a second chance (that he wasted on Insania, enough to make anyone cry), cried over loving his kids some more, mentioned being a sex god, but then making sure we know that's not the kind of guy he is (unless that is the kind of guy we want him to be, cos he can do that) pulled that toothless turtle face, told a couple of lame "jokes" mentioned how much he loves his kids and made sure everyone knows that nothing was his fault he would have taken up at least 3 segments.
First BIB... you'll not get an argument from me there Arty
I was thinking a live performance on the results show but your ideas are way better:D
On the results show on a Sunday they have a star guest singing, so far there's been Katy Perry, Lady Gaga so obviously with Andre being in the same league, it's only fair he has a turn.;)
Cheers, BEL. But 'star guest singing' and 'Peter Andre' is still leaving me very confused? He's not (I'll be kind) a contemporary singer with a credible music career so why would they ask him on?
You've forgotten the very important issue of costumes.
Dressing like a 1980s Robocop tribute act is vital if you want to emulate PA and reach the dizzy heights of a gig at Butlins.
Not to mention the sub-par Michael Jackson style "dancing".
Shamone.
*tsk tsk * AS !
you have completely forgotten the open shirt showing off six pack routine!
Cheers, BEL. But 'star guest singing' and 'Peter Andre' is still leaving me very confused? He's not (I'll be kind) a contemporary singer with a credible music career so why would they ask him on?
He's cheaper than Robbie Williams and doesn't need a lift to the studio?
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I was thinking the main guest on The X Factor?
*waits for PA's exclusive revealage that he has visualised an entire week all by himself, and has discovered that Tuesday is the day after Monday*
:rolleyes:
He could give some good mentoring tips on what not to do if you want to be a respected musician.
Now you're just being silly Azura, P or J lay out his Sun to Mon pants to help him with that;)
Oh don't, now I'm getting exited. PLEASE let it happen!!!
And which poor soul has to make sure the idiot doesn't put them on back to front?
I know the XFactor is going downhill faster than one of PA's albums sliding down the charts towards the bargain bin, but surely they're not that desperate?
Gloria:o
Off to watch 2 real men!;)
Now come on Arty, how could he fit that into a 5 minute slot;)
*get your bib on and polish those glasses*
Does Gloria get danger money for jobs like that?
Done & done:D
As far as I'm aware, she doesn't get paid, her reward is not having to put them on him & making sure his vest is tucked in, dunno what poor bugger does that for him
By the time he has cried over the "bullying" , cried over the mocking (not his fault) cried over loving his kids, cried over Australia and cried over getting a second chance (that he wasted on Insania, enough to make anyone cry), cried over loving his kids some more, mentioned being a sex god, but then making sure we know that's not the kind of guy he is (unless that is the kind of guy we want him to be, cos he can do that) pulled that toothless turtle face, told a couple of lame "jokes" mentioned how much he loves his kids and made sure everyone knows that nothing was his fault he would have taken up at least 3 segments.
*mops up own tears*
Maybe just maybe if we all write a letter to ITV producers suggesting a triple bill X Factor special dedicated to mega star Andre, he could fit all that in surely?!
Where he got to duet with all the finalist, as well as coaching them on how to reach that particular nasal whine that he brings to every song? He could also teach them how to pretend you have written a song at a particular time because it didn't get any attention when you actually wrote it.
Pardon me for being a bit fick (I avoid all things x-factor) but why would he be a guest on it? To do what, exactly? Sing? Coach? Give advice? :eek:
You've forgotten the very important issue of costumes.
Dressing like a 1980s Robocop tribute act is vital if you want to emulate PA and reach the dizzy heights of a gig at Butlins.
Not to mention the sub-par Michael Jackson style "dancing".
Shamone.
I was thinking a live performance on the results show but your ideas are way better:D
On the results show on a Sunday they have a star guest singing, so far there's been Katy Perry, Lady Gaga so obviously with Andre being in the same league, it's only fair he has a turn.;)
First BIB... you'll not get an argument from me there Arty
2nd BIB......weeeelllll......
Hi Arty , how are you
Cheers, BEL. But 'star guest singing' and 'Peter Andre' is still leaving me very confused? He's not (I'll be kind) a contemporary singer with a credible music career so why would they ask him on?
Sorry to be negative but that sounds rubbish
*tsk tsk * AS !
you have completely forgotten the open shirt showing off six pack routine!
works for me !
He's cheaper than Robbie Williams and doesn't need a lift to the studio?
More like trying to block it from my memory tbh.;)
(Lovely to see you by the way:)).