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Emmerdale - Past and Present (Part 9)

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    80's Gal80's Gal Posts: 12,716
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    Glendarroch's now off to research 'how to get an acting job in Emmerdale':D:D

    Ha ha, would that be a specific role you had in mind?

    For example if they were offering a part as a 'future love interest for Cain Dingle - must not have a problem with filming bedroom scenes'. Would you only apply for that or would you accept any role ? :confused: :cool:
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    OldnjadedOldnjaded Posts: 89,126
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    80's Gal wrote: »
    Ha ha, would that be a specific role you had in mind?

    For example if they were offering a part as a 'future love interest for Cain Dingle - must not have a problem with filming bedroom scenes'. Would you only apply for that or would you accept any role ? :confused: :cool:

    I reckon Glenda is hoping for the role of drunk driver who accidentally mows down and mashes Ali, Gemma and Yobbit after a boozy lunch with Cain.

    (Don't worry, Glenda - there isn't a jury in the land that would convict you). :D
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    spungerspunger Posts: 2,656
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    I'm not debating his history, I know he's been around the block and back again for good measure. What my issue was with is someone calling him paedophile, he certainly isn't that.

    It's appalling to see someone call him a pedo.
    Jasmine and Olly were physically anything but childlike and both were old enough to marry and have children. Stupid comment whoever made it.
    Cain is just a randy old goat who'd do anything between the ages of 16 and 66:D
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    star89star89 Posts: 24,191
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    Glendarroch's now off to research 'how to get an acting job in Emmerdale':D:D
    spunger wrote: »
    Cain is just a randy old goat who'd do anything between the ages of 16 and 66 :D

    Dammit Glenda, that rules you out :p:p:p:D:D
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    GlendarrochGlendarroch Posts: 20,489
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    80's Gal wrote: »
    Ha ha, would that be a specific role you had in mind?

    For example if they were offering a part as a 'future love interest for Cain Dingle - must not have a problem with filming bedroom scenes'. Would you only apply for that or would you accept any role ? :confused: :cool:
    I think you know the answer to that:D
    Oldnjaded wrote: »
    I reckon Glenda is hoping for the role of drunk driver who accidentally mows down and mashes Ali, Gemma and Yobbit after a boozy lunch with Cain.

    (Don't worry, Glenda - there isn't a jury in the land that would convict you). :D
    As long as my punishment is house arrest with Cain, I'll live with the crushing guilt.
    spunger wrote: »
    It's appalling to see someone call him a pedo.
    Jasmine and Olly were physically anything but childlike and both were old enough to marry and have children. Stupid comment whoever made it.
    Cain is just a randy divinely attractive man in the prime of lifeD
    FIFY
    star89 wrote: »
    Dammit Glenda, that rules you out ::D:D
    Get it up ye, I'm 38 ye cheeky git:p and if I was going to lie about my age, I'd be saying 28. Away and bile yer heid, you annoying.... young person:p Although 38, nicely age appropriate for Cain. Sorry Jaded, looks like your stuck with Hunter.
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    OldnjadedOldnjaded Posts: 89,126
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    Get it up ye, I'm 38 ye cheeky git:p and if I was going to lie about my age, I'd be saying 28. Away and bile yer heid, you annoying.... young person:p Although 38, nicely age appropriate for Cain. Sorry Jaded, looks like your stuck with Hunter.

    Oi! 30 - 35 years ago, I would have been more than happy to...erm.....how can I put this.......'render Patrick Mower senseless', and tbh, not a lot has changed. :D:D:o
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    CollieWobblesCollieWobbles Posts: 27,290
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    star89 wrote: »
    Well if you really wanted I could find the exact episodes (dates) they slept together (in reference to place; it was either The Dingles place, his car or the security office that he worked in at the time) but as it was more than once, I cannot confirm in which she got pregnant :p

    Of course I do. I didn't even look those dates up (I'm unsure of whether to be proud or embarrassed about that :o

    :mad::mad:

    :D:D Don't worry Star, I can hardly talk, I know the names of all 144 Buffy episodes and all 80 Midsomer Murders with the lovely JN in:o We go to extremes for our obssessions:D
    spunger wrote: »
    It's appalling to see someone call him a pedo.
    Jasmine and Olly were physically anything but childlike and both were old enough to marry and have children. Stupid comment whoever made it.
    Cain is just a randy old goat who'd do anything between the ages of 16 and 66:D

    I don't care if he's a randy old goat, he's delectable Cain, he could do the whole world and all in it twice over and I still would:o
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    80's Gal80's Gal Posts: 12,716
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    star89 wrote: »
    Ok that confirms I should be embarrassed and not proud :o But yes it's true, if it's about Debbie and Jasmine, I know it ;)

    Nothing wrong with being an expert on your chosen subject matter Star :)
    Oldnjaded wrote: »
    Oi! 30 - 35 years ago, I would have been more than happy to...erm.....how can I put this.......'render Patrick Mower senseless', and tbh, not a lot has changed. :D:o

    Has JOP got competition? :cool:

    I don't care if he's a randy old goat, he's delectable Cain, he could do the whole world and all in it twice over and I still would:o

    This is the reason that Collie is a fully paid up member of the Coven :D
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    crunchie crispcrunchie crisp Posts: 6,775
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    :D:D Don't worry Star, I can hardly talk, I know the names of all 144 Buffy episodes and all 80 Midsomer Murders with the lovely JN in:o We go to extremes for our obssessions:D

    I am just as bad with the Buffy eps, though did not know the exact number. I adore Tabula Rasa
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 12,982
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    80's Gal wrote: »
    Nothing wrong with being an expert on your chosen subject matter Star :)

    Here here! :)
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    spungerspunger Posts: 2,656
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    Cain, he could do the whole world and all in it twice over and I still would:o

    The slags on here are enough to make the Emmerdale slags look quite respectable. :D
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    star89star89 Posts: 24,191
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    Get it up ye, I'm 38 ye cheeky git:p and if I was going to lie about my age, I'd be saying 28. Away and bile yer heid, you annoying.... young person:p Although 38, nicely age appropriate for Cain. Sorry Jaded, looks like your stuck with Hunter.

    :D:D;)
    Don't worry Star, I can hardly talk, I know the names of all 144 Buffy episodes and all 80 Midsomer Murders with the lovely JN in:o We go to extremes for our obssessions
    80's Gal wrote: »
    Nothing wrong with being an expert on your chosen subject matter Star :)

    Everyone should be an expert in something. Not sure how mine will ever help me in life but hey ho :p
    80's Gal wrote: »
    This is the reason that Collie is a fully paid up member of the Coven

    I really want to be in the Coven because I don't like being left out but am I allowed in if I can never forgive Cain for what he did to my Jasmine :cry: I love him now though :D
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    CollieWobblesCollieWobbles Posts: 27,290
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    I am just as bad with the Buffy eps, though did not know the exact number. I adore Tabula Rasa

    Ooh a fellow Buffy boffin:D Yep 144 eps in total, go on Sporcle.com and you can actually test yourself as to ho many eps you can name. And all the lyrics to OMWF:p I love all the eps, but I'm not over keen on Beer Bad.
    spunger wrote: »
    The slags on here are enough to make the Emmerdale slags look quite respectable. :D

    :D:D
    star89 wrote: »
    Everyone should be an expert in something. Not sure how mine will ever help me in life but hey ho

    I really want to be in the Coven because I don't like being left out but am I allowed in if I can never forgive Cain for what he did to my Jasmine :cry: I love him now though :D


    I don't think anything I've any knowledge of would really help me in life either:p

    I say yes, but you'll have to ask Glenda nicely, she's the boss of the Coven:D
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    thejoyof_patthejoyof_pat Posts: 30,755
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    spunger wrote: »
    The slags on here are enough to make the Emmerdale slags look quite respectable. :D

    :D:D
    We're not slags, we're just...popular :o:p
    star89 wrote: »
    :D:D;)
    I really want to be in the Coven

    What is the Coven? :confused:
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    80's Gal80's Gal Posts: 12,716
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    We're not slags, we're just...popular :o:p



    What is the Coven? :confused:

    It's Cain's Coven aka Cain's Posse - which we were originally called until a certain Scotsman likened us to a Coven and it stuck :D

    If you haven't got your badge yet then speak to Glenda ;)
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    thejoyof_patthejoyof_pat Posts: 30,755
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    80's Gal wrote: »
    It's Cain's Coven aka Cain's Posse - which we were originally called until a certain Scotsman likened us to a Coven and it stuck :D

    If you haven't got your badge yet then speak to Glenda ;)

    ah right.

    Glenda, geez a badge noo!!
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    barrowgirlbarrowgirl Posts: 1,944
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    What is Joanie hanging about for ? which part of Amy and Kerry are total bad news doesn't she understand ? Totally naffed off with her failure to see that precious lad would be well better off without them in their lives .Either go away while you can, or bring the law down on them as hard as you can :mad::mad::mad:
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    thejoyof_patthejoyof_pat Posts: 30,755
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    barrowgirl wrote: »
    What is Joanie hanging about for ? which part of Amy and Kerry are total bad news doesn't she understand ? Totally naffed off with her failure to see that precious lad would be well better off without them in their lives .Either go away while you can, or bring the law down on them as hard as you can :mad::mad::mad:

    What should she do? Move? But why should she do that? it's her & Kyle's home and she shouldn't go just because of some daft bint who cannot get facts into her head.
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    Jimmy SkitzJimmy Skitz Posts: 3,584
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    What should she do? Move? But why should she do that? it's her & Kyle's home and she shouldn't go just because of some daft bint who cannot get facts into her head.

    well how about she stops going to the village every 5 mins, just after she's told them all to stay away there she is turning up in the village where she doesn't live and has no friends or family
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    Amazee-DayzeeAmazee-Dayzee Posts: 1,809
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    Maybe she thrives on the attention of playing the poor old grandmother who is being bullied by her grandson's biological mom.
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    barrowgirlbarrowgirl Posts: 1,944
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    What should she do? Move? But why should she do that? it's her & Kyle's home and she shouldn't go just because of some daft bint who cannot get facts into her head.

    In theory I agree .But as you saw from the last episode , they weren't listening to the police , Kerry was almost breaking in , and Amy spits venom into her face at every given opportunity .
    She has been way too soft with them , and for the sake of Kyle , she would be better moving as the aggravating pair of loons won't take no for an answer .They know where she is now- she'll never have a minutes peace .Best cut her losses and disappear .

    Jimmy S - couldn't agree more !
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    desperate housedesperate house Posts: 3,176
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    Amy has been vile, spiteful, vindictive and absolutely beyond the pale since the day she moved into t'village. Spouting her bile at all and sundry and thanks to Mr Blackbum, never having to apologise or account for her disgusting ways. Looks like
    she will be leaving in the exact same way she entered)

    Her biggest sin in my eyes was seducing poor whiter than white Cain into having sex with her, which she then mistakenly tried to turn into holding over him the fact that she was under age. She hung around waiting for him, then lied to him that she was 18 and kept on until he had sex with her. He is the innocent party in that affair.:D
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    barrowgirlbarrowgirl Posts: 1,944
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    Oh great D.H. does that mean she goes off in a huff or gets put away , or gets booted out of the village ?

    there was a time when I thought she would soften and Joanie would see the good in her and the 2 would go off into the sunset to raise Kyle .Now however , I couldn't wish that fate on either Joanie or Kyle .:(
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    avaconradavaconrad Posts: 1,362
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    The whole Amy/Kyle storyline has been a major failure as fas as I'm concerned.

    I wonder if Kate Oates planned it this way.
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    avaconrad wrote: »
    The whole Amy/Kyle storyline has been a major failure as fas as I'm concerned.

    I wonder if Kate Oates planned it this way.

    If she did then her judgment is questionable. If she didn't then her judgment is questionable. :cool:
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